FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole
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FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole (Character)
from "Twin Peaks" (1990)

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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
Jeffries: Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.
Cooper: [bewildered] Gordon?
Gordon: I KNOW, COOP!
Jeffries: Who do you think this is there?
Albert: Suffered some bumps on the old noggin, hey, Phil?
Gordon: WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY THERE, ALBERT? THAT'S SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER! FOR GOD'S SAKES, JEFFRIES, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU'VE BEEN GONE DAMN NEAR TWO YEARS!
Jeffries: The stories that I wanna tell you about...

Gordon: HE'S GONE! HE'S GONE! ALBERT, CALL THE FRONT DESK!
Albert: I've got the front desk now. He was never here.

[first lines]
Gordon: [shouting very loud] GET ME SPECIAL AGENT CHESTER DESMOND OUT IN FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA!

Desmond: [into a phone] Hello?
Gordon: [shouting into the phone] CHET? IT'S REGIONAL BUREAU CHIEF GORDON COLE CALLING YOU FROM PORTLAND, OREGON.
Desmond: [into the phone] Okay, Gordon.
Gordon: [into the phone] NO, OR-AH-GON! I GOT A GIRL THAT'S BEEN MURDERED, 17-YEARS OLD, NAMED TERESA BANKS. CHET, I GOT A SUPRISE FOR YOU. ARRANGEMENTS ARE BEING MADE AND I WILL MEET YOU AT THE PRIVATE PORTLAND AIRPORT.
Desmond: [into the phone] Okay, Gordon!
[hangs up]


"Twin Peaks: Episode #2.19" (1991)
[Bobby walks in on Gordon Cole and Shelley kissing]
Bobby Briggs: What the hell's going on here?
Gordon Cole: [shouting as usual] YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT.
[to Cooper]
Gordon Cole: Acts like he's never seen a kiss before.
[to Bobby]
Gordon Cole: TAKE A LOOK, SONNY, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!

Gordon Cole: COOP, THEY SAVE THAT LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND. MAKES PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. ALTHOUGH, THEY NEVER SAID A DOGGONE THING ABOUT A CURE FOR HEARING LOSS.
[to Shelly]
Gordon Cole: Shelly, you are a miracle worker. And a goddess sent from heaven.
Shelly Johnson: I'm a waitress in a diner. I've never been compared to a goddess before.
Gordon Cole: Well, Shelly, you just don't know your own value.


"Twin Peaks: Episode #2.6" (1990)
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: Cooper. You remind me today of a small Mexican Chihuahua.

Dale Cooper: Now, Gordon. What the hell is this about a Mexican Chihuahua?
Gordon Cole: You've got a problem of a different sort here, Coop. Two and two do not always equal four.


"Twin Peaks: Episode #2.18" (1991)
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: I heard that!


"Twin Peaks: Episode #1.5" (1990)
[Cooper is talking to his boss on the phone]
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: I've got an OOJ and an AFO here from Albert concerning his mano a mano with the local Sheriff Truman. Albert wants this guy's badge, Coop.
Dale Cooper: Gordon, here's how it is. You know Albert. In my opinion, Sheriff Truman displayed the patience of a saint, *not* clocking him a day earlier than he did.
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: He wants it filed with the U.S. Attorney.
Dale Cooper: File it under "F", for "forget it".
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: Cooper.
Dale Cooper: And you tell Albert that if he wants to pursue this,
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: [trying to interrupt] Coop.
Dale Cooper: I'll fight him all the way up the chain to Washington!
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: Don't get excited and hang up, now.
Dale Cooper: I'll talk to you later, Gordon.
[Cooper hangs up]


"Twin Peaks: Episode #2.11" (1990)
FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Cole: Let a smile be your umbrella.