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: If it's all the same to you, Honey, I think I'll skip this little get together, slip out with the boys and knock back a couple of Coca Colas.
[Ed gives him a look of disapproval
: I guess that wouldn't be such a good idea. Gale
: So many social engagements, so little time.
: Gale? Um, Junior just had a - an accident. Gale
: What's that, pardner? Evelle
: He had hisself a little ol' accident. Gale
: What do you mean? He looks okay. Evelle
: No. You see, moving though we are, he just went and had hisself a little ol' rest stop. Gale
: [sniffs the air
] Well, that's natural.
: You mean you busted out of jail. Evelle
: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance. Gale
: What Evelle here is trying to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.
: Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!
: You understand, H.I.? If this works out, it's just the beginning of a spree to cover the entire southwest proper. And we keep going until we can retire. Or we get caught. Evelle
: Either way, we're fixed for life.
: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. Feisty Hayseed
: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see... Gale
: Shut up! Feisty Hayseed
: Okay then. Gale
: Everybody down on the ground! Evelle
: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now. Gale
: Better still to get down there. Evelle
: Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya?
[Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows
: Shit! Where'd all the tellers go? Teller's voices
: We're down here, sir. Evelle
: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale.
: Well, H.I., looks like you've been up to the devil's business.
: Why ain't you breast-feeding? You appear to be capable. Ed McDonnough
: Mind your own bid'ness. Evelle
: Ma'am, you don't breast-feed him, he'll hate you for it later. That's why we wound up in prison. Gale
: Anyway, that's what Doc Schwartz tells us.
: You guys just can't stay. I appreciate you being friends of Hi and all but this is a decent family here. Gale
: [Quietly, to H.I
] Say, who wears the pants around here, H.I.?
: Got you on an awful short leash, don't she, H.I.?
: Here you are sitting on your butt playing house with a... Don't get me wrong, H.I., a fine woman but one who seems like she needs one of those button-down types.
: I know you're partial to convenient stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.
: I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons. Gale
: They blow up into funny shapes and all? Evelle
: No, just circular.
: Promise we ain't never gonna leave him again, Gale. Promise me we ain't never gonna give him up. Gale
: We ain't never gonna give him up again, Evelle. He's our little Gale Jr. now.
: Welcome Home Son... ? Where's he been?
: Most men your age Hi, are getting married and raising up a family. H.I.
: Well factually, the... Prison Counsellor
: They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. Would any of you men care to comment. Gale
: Well, sometimes your career's gotta come before family. Evelle
: Work's what's kept us happy.
: [during the bank robber
] I told you not to use our names, Evelle! Evelle
] You mean our code names? Gale
: Oh yeah. Evelle
: You hear that everyone? We're usin' code names.