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: I'm not gonna live this way, Hi! It just ain't family life! H.I.
: Well... it ain't "Ozzie and Harriet."
: You mean you busted out of jail. Evelle
: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance. Gale
: What Evelle here is trying to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.
: Wake up, Son.
[aims gun at the clerk
: I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got. Ed McDonnough
: [sees H.I. from the car
] That son' bitch. That son of a bitch! You son of a bitch! H.I.
: Better hurry it up, I'm in dutch with the wife.
: Why ain't you breast-feeding? You appear to be capable. Ed McDonnough
: Mind your own bid'ness. Evelle
: Ma'am, you don't breast-feed him, he'll hate you for it later. That's why we wound up in prison. Gale
: Anyway, that's what Doc Schwartz tells us.
: A man for a husband. Ed McDonnough
: That ain't no answer. H.I.
: Honey, that's the only answer. Ed McDonnough
: That ain't no answer.
: We finally go out with decent people and you break his nose. That ain't too funny, Hi. H.I.
: His kids seemed to think it was funny. Ed McDonnough
: Well they're just kids.
: Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!
: You guys just can't stay. I appreciate you being friends of Hi and all but this is a decent family here. Gale
: [Quietly, to H.I
] Say, who wears the pants around here, H.I.?
Nathan Arizona Sr.
: All right, boy, I guess you got a reward coming. Twenty-five thousand dollars. Or, if you need home furnishings, I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. In fact, that's the way I'd rather handle it. Tax reasons. Ed McDonnough
: We don't want no reward. We didn't bring him back for money. Nathan Arizona Sr.
: We can work it that way, too!
: I'm sure you have the life insurance squared away? Ed McDonnough
: Have we done that honey? We gotta do that honey! Dot
: You gotta do that HI! Ed's got her hands full with this little angel. H.I.
: Yes, ma'am. Dot
: What would Ed and little angel do if a truck came along and splattered your brains all over the interstate? Ed McDonnough
: Yeah honey! What if you get run over? Dot
: Or carried off by a twister?
: [GASPS after seeing Nathan Jr
] What's his name? Ed McDonnough
: Uh... Hi... Hi Junior, till we think of a better one. Dot
: Why don't ya call him Jason? l just love biblical names. If I had another little boy, I'd name him Jason, Caleb or Tab.
[GASPS; covers her face with her hands and looks through her fingers
: He's an angel! He's an angel straight from heaven! Now honey, I had all my kids the hard way. Tell me how you got this little angel. Did he fly straight down from heaven? Ed McDonnough
: Well... Dot
: You're gonna send him to Arizona State.
: What kind of name is Ed for a pretty thing like you? Ed McDonnough
: Short for Edwina. Turn to the right. H.I.
: You're a flower, you are. Just a little desert flower.
: I love him so much! H.I.
: I know you do, honey. Ed McDonnough
: I love him so much! H.I.
: I know you do.
] Turn to the right. H.I.
: What's the matter, Ed? Ed McDonnough
: My "fy-ance" left me. H.I.
] She said her fiancé had run off with a student cosmetologist, who knew how to ply her feminine wiles. H.I.
: [out loud
] That sumbitch. You tell him, I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'.
: I don't care about myself anymore. I don't care about us anymore. I just want Nathan Jr back safe. H.I.
: I know that. Ed McDonnough
: If we don't get him back safe, I don't want to go on livin' and even if we do get him back safe, I don't want to go on livin' with you. I guess I still love you, Hi. I-I know I do. I'm not even blaming you. The whole thing's crazy, and... H.I.
: Well, factually, I myself... Ed McDonnough
: Lemme finish. Ever since those two jailbirds took little Nathan, I've been doin' some thinkin' and I ain't too proud of myself. Even if Mrs. Arizona had more than she could handle, I was a police officer swarned to uphold the constitution of the United States. H.I.
: Well, honey, you retired... Ed McDonnough
: That ain't the point, Hi! We don't deserve little Nathan any more than those jailbirds do. And if I'm as selfish and irresponsible as you... H.I.
: You're not that bad... Ed McDonnough
: If I'm as bad as you, what good are we? What good are we to each other? You and me's just a fool's paradise.
: He's a scandal in't he, he's a little outlaw. Ed McDonnough
: Naw, he-he-he's a good boy. H.I.
: He ain't too good, you can tell by that twinkle in his eye.
: What would have happened if me and Ed Junior got picked up for accessory to commit armed robbery? H.I.
: Aw, it ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded.