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: I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke? Chuck
: Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping. Lou
: Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant.
: Here's my phone number.
[Dave reads it
] Dave Buznik
: "You're gonna die, bitch"? Chuck
: Oh, sorry. That's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera.
: I think Eskimos are smug.
: Yeah? And I'm sure I just heard him mutter some kind of anti-Semitic remark. Dave Buznik
: Are you Jewish? Chuck
: I could be, but no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.
: I still remember the war... Dave Buznik
: Oh, yeah? Chuck
: Yeah... Remember waking up to the sound of bombs dropping and children screaming... Dave Buznik
: Oh, you were in Vietnam? Chuck
: No... Grenada. Dave Buznik
: Didn't that, like, last only 12 hours?
: What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?
: You come down here before the black wolf swallows my brain! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Dr. Buddy Rydell
: Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in mid-air. Stacy
: Nice. Gina
: I bet you beat her good. Dave Buznik
: I didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman... Chuck
: Liar, bullshitter, you're a WOMAN BEATER! And you can't admit it, because you're a deluded piece of garbage! Dave Buznik
: I don't know about all that but... now I know why you're here.
: After I got back, I went through a rough time. Drinkin' booze, shootin' holes in the ceilin', screamin' myself to sleep... Finally, my parents said I had to move out. Dave Buznik
: So I'm guessing that's when you decided to shack up with your aunt. Chuck
: Don't get cute, wise ass... But, yes.
: I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!