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: Oh... I'm sorry... was that like a secret pudding?
: Ummm, let's just... keep it between you and I, if that's possible. Lena
: Sure, Sure...
[Barry looks around...
: Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding... for 25¢ a cup... comes in packages of four. But insanely... the barcodes... are on the individual cups! So, quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500... with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life. Lena
: You... you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flier miles?
: I know... yes... Lena
: That's insane.
: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty. Lena
: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.
: OK. This is funny. This is nice.
: People are just crazy in this world, I think.
: So here we go.
: I'm going to Hawaii on Friday. Barry
] Hawaii? I was thinking about going there! Lena
] Really? Barry
] I was thinking about going there on business! Lena
] Well, if YOU're gonna go... Barry
] I'm probably not gonna go though... Lena
: Oh, that's... that's too bad, cause... it's SO great over there, and if you were there we could say... hello to each other or something... Barry
: [in a single breath
] Yes-that-would-be-great-but-I'm-not-exactly-sure-I-have-so-much-going-on-here-a-lot-depends-on-this-thing-if-it-happens-I-won't-be-able-to-go-but-if-it-doesn't-happen-I-might-be-able-to... I probably won't though.