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[as K9 quietly cuts a hole in a panel of wood with his blaster to allow the Doctor ingress to the castle, bells start ringing
] Doctor Who
: Hear that, K9? Wedding bells or a funeral knell, hmm? Do hurry up! A hamster with a blunt penknife could do it quicker. K9
: You ordered me to make no noise, Master. Doctor Who
: Just get on with it!
: Now, listen. There's bound to be lots of stairs in there. You stay here and keep an eye on the boat, hmm? I might have to bring the others out this way if anything goes wrong. K9
: Affirmative, Master. Doctor Who
: And don't fall in the water. K9
: I am familiar with boats, Master. Doctor Who
: You old sea-dog, you! Now don't forget: stand guard and be careful! Be careful!
[the Doctor ducks back inside and promptly yells loudly as he falls over something
[the Doctor peers out again
] Doctor Who
[the Doctor ducks back in
: Where's Romana? K9
: She has been arrested, Master. The Doctor
: What? K9
: She sent me to inform you. The Doctor
: Why didn't you? K9
: I made four attempts, Master, but you would not allow me to tell you, Master.
: Master? The Doctor
: Not now, K9, not now! Now... K9... can you track the Mentiads by their psycho-spoor? K9
: Affirmative, Master. Psychokinetic energy on that level leaves considerable disturbance in the aether. The Doctor
: Excellent, excellent.
Voice of K-9
: Course set and holding. ETA to Gallifrey: thirty-two minutes. Flight path: clear. Wait! Sensors indicate... No vocabulary available.
Voice of K-9
: All component parts are functioning normally, Master. Doctor Who
: I don't believe it. I don't believe it! "All component parts functioning normally." Ha! Pheh! You mean to tell me, that after all we've been through, the systems are functioning perfectly? Voice of K-9
: No, not perfectly, Master. Adverb attributed was "normally."
: The accuracy of this unit has deteriorated below zero utility. Adric
: You mean you're worse than useless. K9
: We are Gundan. We exist to kill. Slaves made the Gundan to kill the brutes who rule. Doctor Who
: What particular brutes did you have in mind? Gundan
: The Gundan were sent where no slaves could go. We faced the Time Winds and we lived. They had only the gateway to flee for safety. Doctor Who
: Gateway? Gateway to where? Gundan
: Gateway... Gateway... Gateway... Doctor Who
: Gateway to WHERE? Just as it was getting interesting. If only I had an alternative source of energy. K9
] Orders, Master. Doctor Who
: K-9! Just the chap I wanted.
: Where's your joy in life? Where's your optimism? Romana
: It opted out. K9
: Optimism: belief that everything will work out well. Irrational, bordering on insane.
: My subsequent analysis of their brainwave patterns indicated no malice when they attacked him. Mula
: You mean they slammed him to the wall with good vibrations? K9
: You are very stupid machine
: It is stimulating to communicate for once with something other than a limited and unpredictable organic intelligence. Doctor Who
: What did you just say? With something other? K9
: Affirmative. I have been communicating with my own kind.
: Uh, K-9, what is tennis? K9
: Real, lawn or table, mistress? Romana
: Never mind. Forget it. K9
: Forget. Erase memory banks concerning tennis.
: Memory erased.
: Who is the Doctor? K-9
: He's my 2nd best friend. Aren't you K-9? Voice of K9
: Suggest you allow Mistress to make contact. The Doctor
: Nonsense! Making contact with an alien race is an immensely skilled operation. It calls for tact and exper... What would SHE know about it? Romana
: [in background making contact
] Hello. Excuse me... K9
: She is prettier than you, Master. The Doctor
] Is she?
: Your silliness is noted.
: What about the bridge and the Time Dams? Doctor Who
: Bridge and time... K9! K9
: Piece of cake, Master. Blow them up. Romana
: Oh, isn't that rather crude? Doctor Who
: Well... it's a bit crude but immensely satisfying.
: We all make mistakes sometimes, don't we, K-9? K9
: Master. Doctor Who
] Shh! What? K-9, why don't you bark or something? K9
: I'm not programmed to bark, master. Doctor Who
: Yes, but listen - never mind about that - I've got a job for you. Now you've always wanted to be a bloodhound. K9
: Negative, master. Doctor Who
: Yes, you have. Yes, you have! K9
: Negative. Doctor Who
: Sh! Now here's your chance. Find Romana, hm? K9
: Program: achievable, master. The mistress's scent, blood, tissue type and alpha wave pattern are all recorded in my data bank. Doctor Who
: Yes, yes. Don't just talk about it, K-9. Do it!