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Mickey Smith (Character)
from "Doctor Who" (2005)

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"Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen (#2.5)" (2006)
The Doctor: [Rose has run off] I told you to keep an eye on her!
Mickey Smith: She's all right...
The Doctor: She goes wandering off! Parallel world; it's like a gingerbread house! All those temptations calling her.
Mickey Smith: Oh, so it's just Rose then? Nothing out there to tempt me?
The Doctor: Well I dunno, I can't worry about everything! If I could just get this thing to...
[he kicks the TARDIS. Hard]
Mickey Smith: Did that help?
The Doctor: Yes.
Mickey Smith: Did that hurt?
The Doctor: Yes.
[Clutches foot]
The Doctor: Ow!

The Doctor: [Mickey has his finger on a button] Um, what are you doing that for?
Mickey Smith: Cause you told me to
The Doctor: When was that?
Mickey Smith: About half an hour ago
The Doctor: Um, you can let go now
Mickey Smith: Well how longs it been since I could have stopped?
The Doctor: Ten minutes?... twenty... twenty-nine?
Mickey Smith: You just forgot me?
The Doctor: No, no no! I was just, I was calibrating... I was, no, I know exactly what I'm doing.

[after the TARDIS has crashlanded]
The Doctor: We fell out of the vortex, through the Void into nothingness. We're at some sort of no-place, a silent realm, a lost dimension...
Mickey Smith: [looking outside] Otherwise known as "London".

Ricky Smith: [Ricky has just met Mickey] Well this is off the scale! He's flesh and blood, how did that happen?
Mrs. Moore: It's possible that Cybus Industries has perfected the science of human cloning... or your father had a bike.

The Doctor: So this is London?
Mickey Smith: Yep.
The Doctor: Your city?
Mickey Smith: That's the one.
The Doctor: Just as we left it?
Mickey Smith: Bang on.
The Doctor: [looking up] And that includes the zeppelins?
[They all look up and see lots of zeppelins moving throughout the sky]
Rose Tyler: Those are beautiful.
[looking around, we see zeppelins everywhere]
Mickey Smith: OK, so it's London with a big international zeppelin festival.
The Doctor: This is not your world.
Mickey Smith: But the date's the same.

Jake Simmonds: One, two, three... Go!
[Jake rushes up the stairs with Mrs. Moore and Mickey, opens door, and points gun at Ricky]
Ricky Smith: [Angrily] What the hell are you doing?
Jake Simmonds: [Looking bewildered] What are you doing there?
Ricky Smith: What am I doing here?
[as he points at Mickey]
Ricky Smith: What am I doing there?
[Jake and Mrs. Moore point their guns at Mickey, who puts his hands up]

Mickey Smith: Where was that? What happened?
The Doctor: Oh, it was on this... er, planet thing. Asteroid. It's a long story. You had to be there.

Ricky Smith: You're talking to London's most wanted. But target number one is Lumic and we are going to bring him down.
Mickey Smith: From your kitchen?
Ricky Smith: Have you got a problem with that?
Mickey Smith: No. It's a good kitchen

Rose Tyler: [hugs Ricky] Oh my god, look at you! I thought I'd never see you again!
Ricky Smith: Yeah, no offense but who the hell are you?
Mickey Smith: Rose! That's not me. That's like, the other one.
The Doctor: Oh, as if things weren't bad enough, there's two Mickeys!

"Doctor Who: Aliens of London (#1.4)" (2005)
Mickey Smith: I bet you don't even remember my name.
The Doctor: Ricky.
Mickey Smith: It's Mickey.
The Doctor: No, it's Ricky.
Mickey Smith: I think I know my own name.
The Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?

Mickey Smith: So, what're you doing down there?
The Doctor: [muffled, due to the sonic screwdriver he's holding between his teeth] Rickey.
Mickey Smith: Mickey.
The Doctor: [the Doctor takes the sonic screwdriver out of his mouth to make himself clearer] Rickey, If I was to tell you what I was doing to the controls of my frankly magnificent time ship, would you even begin to understand?
Mickey Smith: Well, I suppose not...
The Doctor: Well, shut it, then.

Rose Tyler: So, in twelve months, have you been seeing anyone else?
Mickey Smith: No.
Rose Tyler: Okay.
Mickey Smith: Mainly because everyone thinks I murdered you.
Rose Tyler: Right.
Mickey Smith: So now that you've come back, are you gonna stay?

Rose Tyler: My mum's here.
The Doctor: Oh, that's just what I need. Don't you dare make this place domestic
Mickey Smith: You ruined my life, Doctor. They thought she was dead. I was a murder suspect because of you.
The Doctor: You see what I mean? Domestic!

Mickey Smith: You disappear. Who do they turn to? Your boyfriend. Five times I was taken in for questioning. Five times. No evidence, No, there couldn't be, could there? And then I get her! Your mother. Whispering around the estate, pointing her finger, stuff through my letterbox. And all because of you.

Mickey Smith: [the Doctor flips through TV channels on the TARDIS view screen] How many channels you get?
The Doctor: All the basic packages.
Mickey Smith: You get sports channel?
The Doctor: [rolling his eyes] Yes, I get the football.

The Doctor: Hold on, I know that lot.
[see group of people walking with commentator in the background]
The Doctor: UNIT. United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. Good people.
Rose Tyler: How'd you know 'em?
Mickey Smith: 'Cause he's worked for them. Oh yeah, don't think I sat on my backside for twelve months, Doctor. I read up on you. You look deep enough on the Internet, or in the history books, and there's his name... followed by a list of the dead.
The Doctor: That's nice. Good boy, Ricky.

"Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace (#2.4)" (2006)
The Doctor: Must be a spatio-temporal hyperlink.
Mickey Smith: What's that?
The Doctor: No idea, I just made it up. Didn't want to say "Magic Door"

Mickey Smith: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
The Doctor: Mickey, what's Pre-Revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!

Rose Tyler: [about Madame De Pompadour] The Queen must've loved her.
The Doctor: Oh, she did. They got on very well.
Mickey Smith: The King's wife and the King's girlfriend?
The Doctor: France. It's a different planet.

Mickey Smith: It's a spaceship! Brilliant, I got a spaceship on my first go!
Rose Tyler: Looks kind of abandoned. Anyone on board?
The Doctor: Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... in case there's anything dangerous.

Mickey Smith: So that Doctor, eh?
Rose Tyler: I don't know what you're talking about.
Mickey Smith: Well, Madame de Pompadour, Sarah Jane Smith, Cleopatra.
Rose Tyler: Oh, Cleopatra! He mentioned her once.
Mickey Smith: Yeah, but he called her Cleo.

Mickey Smith: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
The Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-Revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!

[32-year-old Reinette barges past Rose and Mickey behind the tapestry and finds herself on the spaceship at the Dagmar Cluster, two and a half galaxies away from Earth, in the 51st Century, roughly 3300 years in her future]
Reinette Poisson: This is his world.
[the members of the royal court start screaming somewhere in the distance]
Reinette Poisson: What was that?
Mickey Smith: [hesitates, then to Rose] The time window. The Doctor fixed an audio link.
Reinette Poisson: Those screams... Is that my future?
Rose Tyler: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Reinette Poisson: Then I must take the slower path.
Madame Du Pompadour: [echoing in the halls] Are you there? Can you hear me? I need you, now! You promised! The clock on the mantel is broken!
Reinette Poisson: [fearful] Th- that's my voice.
Madame Du Pompadour: It is time!
Mickey Smith: Rose, come on, we gotta go. There's- there's a problem.
Rose Tyler: Give me a moment.
[Mickey hurries down the corridor of the ship]
Rose Tyler: Are you okay?
Reinette Poisson: No, I'm very afraid. But you and I both know, don't we Rose? The Doctor is worth the monsters.
[Reinette returns through the time window behind the tapestry to her own time]
Madame Du Pompadour: [echoing] Doctor! Doctor!
[in the ballroom, the clockwork service droids corner the royal court]
Madame Du Pompadour: [37 years old, speaking into her fireplace] Doctor!
King Louis: We must go! No one is coming to help us!
[a clockwork man appproaches and stands in the doorway. Madame Du Pompadour stands, turns, and gasps as memories flash in her mind of him in her bedroom in 1727 as 6-years-old Reinette. Two more costumed droids arrive, flanking him, completely blocking her and King Louis XV's egress]
Clockwork Man: You are complete. You will come.

"Doctor Who: Doomsday (#2.13)" (2006)
Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.
Dalek Sec: This is not war - this is pest control!
Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
Dalek Sec: Four.
Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You superior in only one respect.
Cyber Leader: What is that?
Dalek Sec: You are better at dying. Raise communications barrier!
[video link with Cyber Leader cuts out]
Dalek Jast: Wait!
The Doctor: [in the same room as Cyber Leader, listening in through Rose's mobile phone] Lost her.
Dalek Jast: Rewind image by nine rels.
[the image is rewound, and we see the Doctor in the background of the video link]
Dalek Jast: Identify grid Seven Gamma Flame. This male registers as enemy!
Dalek Sec: The females heartbeat has increased!
Mickey Smith: Yeah, tell me about it.
Dalek Sec: Identify him!
Rose Tyler: All right then... if you really want to know. That's the Doctor.
[all four Daleks recoil in apparent fear]
Rose Tyler: Five million Cybermen, easy. One Doctor? NOW you're scared!

Dalek Thay: Identify yourself!
Cybermen: You will identify first!
Dalek Thay: State you identity!
Cybermen: You will identify first!
Dalek Thay: IDENTIFY!
Mickey Smith: It's like Stephen Hawking meets the speaking clock.
Cybermen: That is inconsistent and illogical. You will modify!
Dalek Thay: Daleks do not take orders.
Cybermen: You have identified as Daleks.
Dalek Sec: Outline resembles the inferior species known as Cybermen!

Dalek voice: Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
Rose Tyler: Daleks! I know your name. Think about it. A human who knows about the Daleks. And the Time War. If you want to know how then keep us alive. Me and my friends.
Mickey Smith: Yeah. Time War. Me too.
Dr. Rajesh Singh: Me too.

Rose Tyler: You're the bravest person I know.
Mickey Smith: What about the Doctor?
Rose Tyler: Ok, then... the bravest human.

Mickey Smith: I love it when you talk technical.
Rose Tyler: Shut up.

Dalek Jast: [viewing video of Doctor] This male registers as enemy.
Dalek Sec: The female's heartbeat has increased.
Mickey Smith: Yea, tell me about it.
Dalek Sec: Identify him.
Rose Tyler: All right, then. If you really want to know... That's the Doctor.
[Daleks back away]
Rose Tyler: Five million Cybermen, easy. One Doctor... now you're scared.

"Doctor Who: School Reunion (#2.3)" (2006)
Mickey Smith: Okay, no time to explain, we need to get inside the school. Do you have, like, I don't know, a lock picking device?
K9: We are in a car.
Mickey Smith: Maybe a drill attachment?
K9: We are in a car.
Mickey Smith: Fat lot of good you are
K9: We are in a car.
Mickey Smith: Wait a second. We're in a car.
K9: Affirmative.
Mickey Smith: [shouts out window] Get back!
[crashes car through main doors]

Sarah Jane Smith: The Doctor likes traveling with an entourage. Sometimes they're human, sometimes they're aliens and sometimes they're tin dogs.
Sarah Jane Smith: What about you? Where do you fit in the picture?
Mickey Smith: Me? I'm their man in Havana. I'm their technical support. I'm...
Mickey Smith: Oh my god. I'm the tin dog!

Mickey Smith: Surveillance. If you ask me it's just another way of saying, 'Go sit at the back of the class with the safety scissors and glitter.'
Mickey Smith: That would be me talking to a metal dog, then.

Rose Tyler: They're rats! Vacuum packed rats!
The Doctor: [to Mickey] And you decided to scream.
Mickey Smith: It took me by surprise!
The Doctor: Like a little girl!
Mickey Smith: It was dark, I was covered in rats!
The Doctor: Nine, maybe ten years old. I'm seeing pigtails and a frilly skirt.

Mickey Smith: Oh, mate, the missus and the ex. Welcome to every man's worst nightmare!

Mickey Smith: You see, what's impressive is we met her nearly an hour ago and I still haven't said "I told you so" yet.
Rose Tyler: I'm not listening to this.
Mickey Smith: Though I have prepared a little "I was right" dance which I can show you later.

"Doctor Who: Boom Town (#1.11)" (2005)
Captain Jack Harkness: Who the hell are you?
Mickey Smith: What do you mean who the hell am I? Who the hell are you?

Mickey Smith: [after the Doctor explains why the TARDIS resembles a Police Public Call Box] But that's what I meant, there's no police boxes any more so doesn't it get noticed?
The Doctor: Ricky, let me tell you something about the human race. You put a mysterious blue box slap-bang in the middle of town, what do they do? Walk past it. Now stop your nagging. Let's go and explore.

Mickey Smith: [after hearing Margaret's plan to destroy the planet with her Nuclear power plant] But why would she do that? A great big explosion, she'd only end up killing herself.
Margaret Blaine: She's got a name, you know.
Mickey Smith: She's not even a she, she's a thing.
The Doctor: Oh, but she's clever.
[pulls a board off the model plant; flips it over to reveal a network of complex circuitry; studying it]
The Doctor: Fantastic!
Captain Jack Harkness: [looks at the board; impressed] Is that a tribophysical waveform macro-kinetic extrapolator?
The Doctor: Couldn't have put it better myself.

Rose Tyler: We've got a prisoner. The police box is really a police box.
Margaret Blaine: You're not just police, though. Since you're taking me to my death, that makes *you* my executioners. Each and every one of you.
Mickey Smith: Well *you* deserve it.
Margaret Blaine: [looks straight at him] You're very quick to say so. And you're very quick to soak your hands in my blood. Which makes you better than me how, exactly?
[he says nothing]
Margaret Blaine: Long night ahead.
[walks away & sits down; finally]
Margaret Blaine: Let's see who can look me in the eye.
[looks piercingly at each person; none hold eye contact for more than a few seconds; & the Doctor barely even looks up from his work]

Mickey Smith: So, what are you doing in Cardiff? And who's Jumpin' Jack Flash? I mean, I don't mind you hanging out with Big Ears up here...
The Doctor: Oy!
Mickey Smith: Look in the mirror. But this guy, I don't know, he's kinda...
Captain Jack Harkness: Handsome?
Mickey Smith: More like cheesy.
Captain Jack Harkness: Early 21st Century slang, is cheesy good or bad?
Mickey Smith: It's bad.
Captain Jack Harkness: But bad means good, isn't that right?
The Doctor: Are you saying I'm not handsome?

"Doctor Who: Rose (#1.1)" (2005)
[last lines]
The Doctor: By the way, did I also mention it also travels in time?
Rose Tyler: [to Mickey] Thanks.
Mickey Smith: Thanks for what?
Rose Tyler: Exactly.
[she kisses him, then turns and runs toward the TARDIS]

[inviting Rose onto the TARDIS]
The Doctor: This isn't just a London Hopper, you know. It can go anywhere in the universe, free of charge.
Mickey Smith: Don't! He's an alien! He's a thing!
The Doctor: He's not invited.

Rose Tyler: [talking about Clive] You're not coming in? He's safe. He's got a wife and kids.
Mickey Smith: Yeah! Who told you that? He did. That's exactly what an internet lunatic murderer would say.

Rose Tyler: Do you think I should try the hospital? Suki said they had jobs going in the canteen. Is that it then? Dishin' out chips? I could do A-levels. I dunno. It's all Jimmy Stone's fault. If I hadn't left school because of him; look where he ended up. What do you think?
Mickey Smith: [fixed smile disappears] So where did you meet this Doctor?
Rose Tyler: I'm sorry, was I talking about me for a second?
Mickey Smith: Because I reckon it all started back at the shop, am I right? Was he something to do with that?
Rose Tyler: No.
Mickey Smith: [smile returning] Come on.
Rose Tyler: Sort of.
Mickey Smith: [smile goes and returns] What was he doin' there?
Rose Tyler: I'm not going on about him, Mickey, really, I'm not, because, I know it sounds daft, but... I don't think he's safe. He's dangerous.
Mickey Smith: But you can trust me, sweetheart. Babe, babe, sugar, babe, sugar. You can tell me anything. Tell me about the Doctor and what he's plannin' and I can help you, Rose. 'Cause that's all I really want to do, sweetheart. Sugar, babe, babe, babe, sugar, sweetheart.
Rose Tyler: What are you doing that for?
Waiter in leather jacket: Your champagne.
Mickey Smith: We didn't order any champagne. Where's the Doctor?
Waiter in leather jacket: Madam, your champagne.
Rose Tyler: It, it's, it's not ours. Mickey, what is it? What's wrong?
Mickey Smith: I need to find out how much he knows, so where is he?
Waiter in leather jacket: Doesn't anybody want this champagne?
Mickey Smith: [looking up] Look, we didn't order an...
Mickey Smith: [recognizes the Doctor] Ah, gotcha.
The Doctor: [shaking bottle] Don't mind me. I'm just toastin' the happy couple. On the house!
[the Doctor pops the cork into Mickey's forehead where it is absorbed in a rubbery way. With plasticky sounds, Mickey dramatically rolls it around and spits it out his mouth]
Mickey Smith: Anyway.
[Mickey's hand turns into a flesh-coloured pizza oven board and smashes the table. A woman screams as Rose backs away. The Doctor puts Mickey into a headlock and pulls at it, again and again and again, until Mickey's head comes clean off with a pop in his hands and the body falls]
The Doctor: Yeah!
Mickey Smith's head: [his eyes pop open and look at the Doctor] Don't think that's gonna stop me.

"Doctor Who: The Age of Steel (#2.6)" (2006)
Mickey Smith: You're just making it up as you go along!
The Doctor: Yup. But I do it brilliantly.

[Mickey is flying a zeppelin]
Rose Tyler: [through a walkie talkie] Mickey, where did you learn to fly that thing?
Mickey Smith: Playstation.

Mickey Smith: Let's go and liberate Paris.
Jake Simmonds: What, you and me? In a van?
Mickey Smith: Nothing wrong with a van. I once saved the universe with a big yellow truck.

Rose Tyler: [sees Mickey in the zepplin] Mickey, where did you learn to fly that thing?
Mickey Smith: Playstation.

"Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion (#2.0)" (2005)
Mickey Smith: Tea. While we're waiting for the world to come to an end. Very British.

The Doctor: [the TARDIS has just crash landed on earth and a newly regenerated Doctor appears from within. He is a bit disorientated after his transformation] Here we are then. London, Earth... Solar system. I did it.
[seeing Jackie and Mickey]
The Doctor: Jackie, Mickey, blimey! No, no, no, no. Hold on. Wait there. I've got something to say. There's something I had to tell you. Something important. What was it? No, hold on, hold on... Oh, I know! Merry Christmas.
[he suddenly passes out. Rose emerges from the TARDIS]
Rose Tyler: What happened? Is he all right?
Mickey Smith: I don't know. He just keeled over. But who is he? Where's the Doctor?
Rose Tyler: That's him, right in front of you. That's the Doctor.
Jackie Tyler: What do you mean that's the Doctor? Doctor who?

Sycorax Leader: If sho pa pass your planet ma we kas champion..."
Alex: [translating] "If this is the best your planet has for a champion..."
Sycorax Leader: Then your world will be gutted...
Alex: "Then your would will be gutted..."
Sycorax Leader, Alex: ...and your people enslaved.
Alex: Hold on, that's English.
Harriet Jones: He's talking English!
Rose: You're talking English.
Sycorax Leader: I would never dirty my tongue with your primitive bile!
Rose: That's English. Can you hear English?
Harriet Jones: Yes.
Mickey Smith: Yeah, that's English.
Alex: Definitely English.
Sycorax Leader: [yelling] I speak only Sycoraxic!

"Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways (#1.13)" (2005)
Mickey Smith: Rose!
[Tardis starts up and disappears]

Mickey Smith: Have you tried that new pizza place on Minto Road?
Jackie Tyler: What's it selling?
Mickey Smith: Pizza.

"Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts (#2.12)" (2006)
Mickey Smith: Those aren't Cybermen.
[Daleks begin to fly out of the sphere]
Rose Tyler: Oh my God!
Dalek: Location: Earth.
Supreme Dalek: Life forms detected! Exterminate! Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!

Dr. Rajesh Singh: Samuel, what the hell are you doing?
Mickey Smith: The name's Mickey. Mickey Smith, defending the earth!

"Doctor Who: World War Three (#1.5)" (2005)
The Doctor: Right! If we're gonna find their weakness we need to know where they're from. Which planet. So judging by their body shape that narrows it down to about 5,000 planets in travelling distance. Now what else do we know? Information!
Rose Tyler: They're green.
The Doctor: Yep, Narrows it down.
Rose Tyler: Good sense of smell.
The Doctor: Narrows it down.
Rose Tyler: They can smell adrenaline.
The Doctor: Narrows it down.
Harriet Jones: The pig technology.
The Doctor: Narrows it down.
Rose Tyler: The spaceship in the Thames; you said slipstream engine.
The Doctor: Narrows it down.
Mickey Smith: [cut to Mickey facing the door; Sip Slitheen knocks out the mail slot] It's getting in!
[see Sip cutting through the door with his claw]
Rose Tyler: They hunt like it's a ritual.
The Doctor: Narrows it down.
Rose Tyler: Wait a minute! Did you notice when they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll pardon the word, it's something else. What is it? It's more like, um...
Rose Tyler: Bad breath.
Harriet Jones: That's it!
The Doctor: Calcium decay. Now that Narrows it down!
Rose Tyler: We're getting there, Mum!
Mickey Smith: Too late!
[Sip Slitheen growls, see the door cracking apart]
The Doctor: Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium. Living calcium. Creatures made out of living calcium. What else - what else? Hyphenated surnames. Yes! That narrows it down to one planet! Raxacoricofallapatorius!
Mickey Smith: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, great! We can write 'em a letter.

[to Mickey]
Jackie Tyler: You saved my life. God, that's embarrassing.
Mickey Smith: You're telling me!

"Doctor Who: Journey's End (#4.13)" (2008)
Captain Jack Harkness: [crawling out of a shaft in the wall] Just my luck! I crawl through two miles of ventilation shafts, following life signs on this thing...
[pointing to the device on his wrist]
Captain Jack Harkness: ...and who do I find? Mickey Mouse.
Mickey Smith: You can talk, Captain Cheesecake!
Captain Jack Harkness, Mickey Smith: Ha ha!
[they hug]
Captain Jack Harkness: And that's Beefcake!
Mickey Smith: And that's enough hugging!

"Doctor Who: Father's Day (#1.8)" (2005)
Young Mickey: [running to the church] Monsters! Going to eat us!
Suzie: What sort of monsters, sweetheart? Is it aliens?