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Quotes for
Brucie (Character)
from The Longest Yard (2005)

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The Longest Yard (2005)
Big Tony: [reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: try-out, you half a meatball.

Brucie: [Brucie is about to kick off] Jesus Christ my saviour,if you help me out with this one I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys, Amen.

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: I will be your coach, your captain, your quarterback...
Brucie: You haven't played in years! Why can't I be quarterback?
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: You're right; let's see what you got.
[throws ball to Brucie]
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Hit me; I'm open!
Brucie: [throws wild pass]
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: That's why, now sit down and shut up.

Brucie: [after being hit hard] I got a bird, his name is Ronnie!
Caretaker: Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out!

Brucie: How come I cant be kicker? I was all state!
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: All right let's see what you got.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: [kicks ball along the ground] ... that's why you dumbass.

Con Transvestite: What's wrong with you? Jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?
Brucie: I don't know what you're talking about, Freak show!
Con Transvestite: Whatever, back freckles!

Caretaker: Who we gonna crush?
(prisoners team): The guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna kill?
(prisoners team): The guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna kiss?
Brucie: [shouting out loud all alone] The guards!
Caretaker: [smile] Gotcha.

Ms. Tucker: Paul... Paul I wanted to let you know that I am your biggest fan and that I'll will be cheering my jailhouse boobies off for you on gameday!
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Ok I appreciate that.
Ms. Tucker: Paul I appreciate you.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Ok.
Brucie: All right are you done now?
Ms. Tucker: What are you just jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?
Brucie: Yea I don't know what you're talking about.
Ms. Tucker: Whatever back freckle!