From "Scrubs: My Rite of Passage (#5.2)"
[proving a point to JD
] Everybody kisses the ass of the person above them.
[to Dr. Mickhead
] I was going to be a cardiologist, but I didn't have the heart.
[Mickhead fake-laughs at Dr. Kelso's pun
[to Nurse Roberts
] I was going to be a psychiatrist, but I was a-freud.
[Nurse Roberts fake-laughs at Dr. Mickhead's pun
[to cafeteria worker
] I was going to be a doctor... But I didn't have the patience.
[cafeteria worker fake-laughs at Nurse Roberts' pun
[to homeless guy
] I was gonna be a baker, but I couldn't raise the dough.