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Crispin (Character)
from "Scrubs" (2001)

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"Scrubs: My Nightingale (#2.2)" (2002)
Ted Buckland: Hey. This is my band. We all work in different departments in the hospital.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Ted, I know, you told me last time that you...
Ted Buckland: [lead tenor] Legaaaaaal, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Randall: [bass] Ac-coun-tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Crispin: [baritone] Shipping and receiviiiiiiiiiing, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Roy: [high tenor] On-site property management including pest control, night-time security, non-arboreal gardening services, and tenant-related easements and liens.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Hey, you got promoted!
Ted Buckland, Randall, Crispin, Roy: [in four-part harmony] It's about time. He's/I've been busting his/my hump around here for six years. Hmmm-mmm.

"Scrubs: My Ocardial Infarction (#4.13)" (2005)
The Janitor: Well, it-it - you know the only reason I was wearing the suit at all was because our, uh, a cappella band was... practicing.
Dr. Elliot Reid: Oh, that's great! What's your band's name?
The Janitor: Uh... It's, uh, Hibbleton. Yeah, yeah. And, um, I don't think it's going too far to say that we're the best hospital employee band in town.
Ted Buckland, Roy, Crispin, Randall: [in four-part harmony] Oh, really?