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: Hey, I bought you a journal. Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
: Oh my God, a journal! Gregory Marks
: Well, you seem like the kind of sensitive young buck that likes to chronicle his feelings. Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
: I can't wait to chronicle this one.
Dr. Perry Cox
: Boy, let me tell you about it. You know, I got this kid who constantly ignores my advice and then flashes me the sad doe eyes every time I call him a girl's name or scream in his face. Gregory Marks
: Do you wanna sing about him? Dr. Perry Cox
: No, not ever.
: Whenever I'm around the guy, I'm invisible. Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
: Oh, come on, you're exaggerating. Gregory Marks
: Heeey, good lookin', whaaa'cha got cookin'? How's about cooking something up with me! Murray Marks
: See what I mean? Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
: Shhh! I love this song.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
: I gotta tell you, Mr. Marks. Even though I know you'd never take it, I'd give you one of my kidneys in a second. Gregory Marks
: Oh, no, I would definitely take it! I would take it with my bare hands. Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
: Awesome. Well, let me check your chart and s-see if we're a match. Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
: Please don't be a match! Please don't be a match! Blood type O! Not a match! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
: I'm so sorry.