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: This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nausea, impotence and anal leakage. Dr. Cox
: And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation.
Dr. Perry Cox
: [to Jordan, who came back home pregnant
] Jordan, please tell me you ate a raccoon and it's slowly making its way through your digestive system... Jordan Sullivan
: Oh, don't worry. It's not your baby. Though not for lack of trying; see
] Jordan Sullivan
: , we have sex a lot. Julie Keaton
: Who are you? Jordan Sullivan
: Who do you think I am? Julie Keaton
: Well, you have keys to the apartment, so I'm gonna say... the maid! Dr. Perry Cox
: Julie, this is my ex-wife, Jordan. Jordan, this is my girlfriend, Julie. OK, that was a treat, wasn't it?
] Dr. Perry Cox
: Now, would you like me to call you a cab or should I just whistle and have the flying monkeys bring the broom around? Jordan Sullivan
: [to Julie while sitting on the sofa
] Oh no. He called you his girlfriend... If I were you, I'd start gathering your tiny panties up because... I thing you're done. Julie Keaton
: I'm already bored by you. Perry, I will be in the bedroom; come join me when Tubby leaves.
] Jordan Sullivan
: Ta. Dr. Perry Cox
: Oh, who did that to you? Jordan Sullivan
: Well, I was at this fabulous hotel in Greece, chock full of available, wealthy men... Dr. Perry Cox
: [interrupting her
] So it was the bellboy? Jordan Sullivan
: Or busboy, or pool-boy... something "boy", I don't know. Anyway, when I first found out I was panicked; and then I thought I've kind of been drifting through life all these years... and I need to look into my heart and see what really matters to me. Anyway, I decided to keep the stupid kid. Dr. Perry Cox
: You should cut out the middle man and just have a therapist deliver him. I mean, honestly, Jordan, why are you telling me this? Jordan Sullivan
: Oh! Because I've also decided that I want you back.