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: [to J.D. and Turk
] You're a gorgeous couple.
: I'm supposed to be in Florence by midnight. Turk
: How the hell are you going to do that? Billy Callahan
: Her apartment is two blocks away. Should be no problem at all.
: Lads, you'll sleep enough when you're dead and buried. You have to get out on the streets. You have to talk to a stranger. Drink a beer for breakfast. Take the ugliest girl home from the party. J.D.
: Done it! Done that... that one I've done.
: How you doing? Jerry
: Not great, actually. I'm dead. Billy Callahan
: Bummer. How long? Jerry
: Four years next month. Billy Callahan
: Geez, that's a nightmare. I was dead once, for about ten minutes. Then me mate Danny peed on me head. Jerry
: Really? Billy Callahan
: It's quite a sight to wake up to.
: Hey that is a cool tattoo, my brother! Billy Callahan
: Oh yeah! Got this snuck on a plane, thought I was going to Belgium ended up in Kenya. Long story short, I hung out with this tribe, where the males go through adolescance, they get this tattoo. It means "Alias". J.D.
: Oh, why Alias? Billy Callahan
: It's their favorite show. J.D.
: Ohhhhh. Billy Callahan
: I'm only kidding, I don't know what it means.
: Come on, Billy, just say it. Billy Callahan
: For the last time, lads... no. J.D.
: Oh well, perhaps you're not really Irish... Billy Callahan
: Fine! Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers. J.D.
: See? I told ya! Yeah, he's Irish. Turk
: Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is.