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Cpt. Sweeney (Character)
from "M*A*S*H" (1972)

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"M*A*S*H: Run for the Money (#11.9)" (1982)
Cpt. Sweeney: Hello, boys, how are you feeling? And how about you, Palmer, you nice and comfy?
Pvt. Palmer: Y-y-y-y-yes, sir.
Cpt. Sweeney: Oh that's good. I certainly wouldn't want it bothering you that you almost cost three men their lives.
Pvt. Palmer: Bu-b-b-b-but I-I had no way of knowing that b-b-bedrock w-w-was unstable.
Cpt. Sweeney: Hell, I should've known better than to give any kind of responsibility to a dummy.
Pvt. Palmer: I'm s-s-s-s-s-sorry.
Cpt. Sweeney: Well fat 'lotta good that d-d-d-does.
Charles: Excuse me, Captain Sweeney, may I talk to you for just a moment please?
Cpt. Sweeney: Sure, Major, what is it?
Charles: This way.
[They walk into the next room]
Charles: Captain Sweeney, if you say one more unkind to Private Palmer, I will personally write up a report detailing your inhumanity and I will have it placed in your 201 file where it will follow you for the rest of your career.
Cpt. Sweeney: But, Major that idiot...
Charles: Is that clear?