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: Captain Sloan here is with supply. Captain Sloan
: More accurately, I'm with the 375th Q. M. H. Q., COMSEAPAC, SEOULSEC REPDEP. Hawkeye
: Maybe I'll have that drink. Captain Sloan
: Now, the business at hand is an incubator, that is if my lieutenant understood what your colonel said you captains want. Hawkeye
: Right. Trapper
: And we need one as soon as possible. Captain Sloan
: Well, let's see what the good book says. Hawkeye
: The good book? Captain Sloan
: The Manual of Supply and Requisition. Hawkeye
: MANSUPREQ. Captain Sloan
: Um, "inhalator, indicator, innoculator, infusilator - " Here it is: 437 - stroke - R2, incubator. Henry Blake
: Thar she blows! Captain Sloan
: "Device for developing bacterial cultures at constant suitable temperatures." Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't have one.
: [exasperated at Quartermaster Sloan's denial of his request for a hospital incubator
] We're not asking for a jukebox or a pizza oven! Captain Sloan
: Oh, I can let you have one of those. Henry Blake
: No kidding! That would be great on movie nights! You got any of those pizza requisition forms? Captain Sloan
: [referring to a generic Army requisition form
] Oh, just use one of those standard S-1798s and write in "pizza" where it says "machine gun."
: I'm Captain Sloan, supervising Ac-Fin. Hawkeye
: Ac-Fin? Captain Sloan
: Accounting and Finance Hawkeye
: Oh. Well, I'm Captain Pierce, aggravated Doc-Surge.
: I'm Captain Sloan, Supervising Acc-Fin. Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
: "Acc-Fin?" Captain Sloan
: Accounting and Finance. Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
: Oh. I'm Hawkeye Pierce, aggravated Doc-Surge.