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Capt. 'Painless' Waldowski (Character)
from MASH (1970)

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MASH -- The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and hijinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.

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  1. MASH (1970) Played by John Schuck
    ... aka "M.A.S.H." - Australia (imdb display title), Canada (English title) (imdb display title), Ireland (English title) (imdb display title), UK (imdb display title)
    ... aka "M.A.S.H." - Belgium (English title) (imdb display title)

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From MASH (1970)
Painless: I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home.
Hawkeye Pierce: And you wanted to be faithful to them. Baby, you are 7,000 miles from home, you're...
Painless: Well anyway, I took her out and... And I failed.
Hawkeye Pierce: You mean she wouldn't put out for you, eh?
Painless: No, she wanted to in the worst way but it was me. I just couldn't.
Hawkeye Pierce: Oh you couldn't...?
Painless: No, it just wasn't happening...
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