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Major Charles Winchester (Character)
from "M*A*S*H" (1972)
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- Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen (1983) TV episode, Played by David Ogden Stiers
- As Time Goes By (1983) TV episode, Played by David Ogden Stiers
- Give and Take (1983) TV episode, Played by David Ogden Stiers
- Friends and Enemies (1983) TV episode, Played by David Ogden Stiers
- Say No More (1983) TV episode, Played by David Ogden Stiers
- "La imagen de tu vida"
- Episode #1.8 (2006) TV episode, Played by David Ogden Stiers
- 'M*A*S*H': 30th Anniversary Reunion (2002) (TV) Played by David Ogden Stiers
- Memories of M*A*S*H (1991) (TV) Played by David Ogden Stiers
Hawkeye: You've written her three days in a row. What are you trying to do, get bulk mail rates?
Charles: I am trying, you unamusing little man, to prevent a wedding which begins
[in Italian accent]
Charles: "Eh, do youse take this woman?"
Hawkeye: Before you start writing poison pen blessings, Charles, why don't you lie down and dry out?
Charles: Because inebriation will enable me to form the words that will sway my sister.
Hawkeye: Perfect. Right now you're an expert at swaying.
Charles: [reads letter] "I await with baited garlic breath the announcement of your first born: To Honoria and Vito 'The Big Knife' Machete, a 12 pound, 10 ounce organ grinder."
Hawkeye: When you mail that, you better wear a disguise. Why don't you dress up as a human being? No-one will recognize you.
B.J.: All right, that does it.
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