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Bobby Jay Bliss
: The way I heard it, D.C. police found you naked, laying in Lincoln's crotch, covered in nicotine patches with a sign across your chest that said... Polly Bailey
: He doesn't need to hear the details. Bobby Jay Bliss
: It was some pretty fucked up shit. Polly Bailey
: Right there, looking into Joey's eyes, it all came back in a rush. Why I do what I do. Defending the defenseless, protecting the disenfranchised corporations that have been abandoned by their very own consumers: the logger, the sweatshop foreman, the oil driller, the land mine developer, the baby seal poacher... Polly Bailey
: Baby seal poacher? Bobby Jay Bliss
: Even *I* think that's kind of cruel.
: How about it Nick, are you a tit man? Bobby Jay Bliss
: Don't answer that, that's a trap. Nick Naylor
: Depends on the tits.
[the Merchants of Death pass through a metal detector, which beeps as Bobby Jay, the firearms lobbyist, passes through
] Bobby Jay Bliss
: [to Nick and Polly
] You guys go on ahead, this might take a while.
Bobby Jay Bliss
: Did you know that you can fool the breathalizer test by chewing on activated charcoal tablets? Polly Bailey
: Well, maybe we should change our slogan to "If you must drink and drive, suck charcoal." Nick Naylor
: Won't the police ask about the charcoal in your mouth? Bobby Jay Bliss
: There's not a law against charcoal. Polly Bailey
, Nick Naylor
: You didn't tell her about us, did you? Nick Naylor
: Who? Heather? No!... I mean, maybe in passing. Polly Bailey
: In passing. Bobby Jay Bliss
: Oh God, he fucked her. I tried to warn you... Polly Bailey
: Hey, he didn't fuck her. You didn't fuck her, did you?
[Nick doesn't answer
] Polly Bailey
: When? Bobby Jay Bliss
: In passing.
: That's disgusting! Bobby Jay Bliss
: It's American.
: How are you feeling? Nick Naylor
: First time I'm thinking these cigarettes are really dangerous Bobby Jay Bliss
: [Puts a gun on the table
] you might be right about that, it might be small but it'll do the job, one shot BAM Polly Bailey
: He's not going to shoot anyone Joey Naylor
: Cool Bobby Jay Bliss
: Yeah? I mean guns should be treated with respect you understand? Nick Naylor
: You make a great father Bobby Jay Bliss