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: These are the shoes I borrowed. Christina McKinney
: You borrowed the Jimmy Choos. This is a sandwich. Amanda Tanen
: You usually don't open the box that fast. I'll be right back.
[hurries out of room
: [Betty checks her profile on a dating website
] Christina, look! I have responses to my profile! Christina McKinney
: 15 of them! First one's from ILoveTacos. Betty Suarez
: I love tacos! Christina McKinney
: Then ILoveChurros. Betty Suarez
: I love churros! Christina McKinney
: Then ILoveTortillas. Betty Suarez
: [realizes all of these are fake
] Amanda, you're not funny. Amanda Tanen
: [walks over
] I'm a little funny.
: Hey, there's one, NiceGuy47. Betty Suarez
: Ooh! It's a real one. "I'd love to go out with you; your profile says you love bowling, so if you have some 'spare' time..." Christina McKinney
, Betty Suarez
: Aww! Amanda Tanen
: I don't get it.
: So go on and flit! Flit! Betty Suarez
: What? Christina
: Flit, it's what butterflies do. Betty Suarez
: Oh, I thought you were swearing at me in Scottish...
: I can't compete anymore with the bevy of 22 year old gym bodies. You starve yourself, you pull yourself, you inject yourself, you think your safe, but they keep coming to the door younger and younger like a hail of bullets until down you go. Why is it such a crime to age in this business? Christina McKinney
: It's true! It started because women are so punitive. Wilhelmina Slater
: And who's fault is that. I set the standards. Lifetime achievement award, there's my achievement; it bit me in the ass, and the hips. Serves me right, huh?
: Shut up! I so want to see this movie. I love romantic comedies. Christina McKinney
: And I love James Marsden. I wanna bake him naked and eat him for dessert.
: There has to be something here Christina, a sweater, or a jacket. I just can't walk in there looking like me. Christina McKinney
: You look fine. Betty Suarez
: But you're not Vincent Bianchi. He's expecting one of these 28th floor girls. Christina McKinney
: And since when did you wanna look like them, they're not even real. Real women snort when they laugh, they have fat arses, wobbly upper arms,Fart and get PMS. I thought you wanted to run a magazine some day. Betty Suarez
: Yeah but this job is the only chance I'll ever have at getting there. I was in Daniel's office earlier and he wanted the opinion of a MODE girl. He didn't even look at me. So you honestly think I don't have a future if I don't at least try to change?
: Betty's magazine is going to kick your magazine's arse! Marc St. James
: Oh, really? What's it called, "Clashing Patterns Digest"?
: Isn't there anything in here that would work for a 6-month-old? Christina McKinney
: No, nothing. Yes, there is. Kate Moss' Spandex dress! No, no, because I'm going to have to take it out a bit.
[drunk, to Santa
: A heart for Wilhelmina, courage for Mark, and a brain for Amanda.