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Daniel Meade (Character)
from "Ugly Betty" (2006)

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"Ugly Betty: In or Out (#1.13)" (2007)
Betty Suarez: Now, can we discuss this Cheeto tan?
Daniel Meade: What? I was supposed to be in Rio for two weeks.
Betty Suarez: You look like an oompa-loompa.

Betty Suarez: Daniel!... So, how's Rio?
Daniel Meade: It's bueno.

Daniel Meade: Look at you. Five months ago you thought Cavalli was a kind of pasta.
Betty Suarez: Yeah. So did you.

"Ugly Betty: Fey's Sleigh Ride (#1.4)" (2006)
Wilhelmina Slater: We'll work with each other to fix it. I'll start with the leak.
Daniel Meade: I'll tackle the new spread.
Wilhelmina Slater: Perfect. We're in this together.
Daniel Meade: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Wilhelmina Slater: More

Wilhelmina Slater: [to MODE staff] We have two days to conceive and execute an entirely new concept!
Daniel Meade: If any of you have plans, I need you to cancel them. I want everyone working together to pull this off.
Wilhelmina Slater: What Daniel's trying to say is, kiss your loved ones goodbye and expect to come home to dead pets!
Marc St. James: [to himself] Schmoopy...

Daniel Meade: Ok, off that... the sand is desert sand, like Africa. So maybe instead of Christmas, we do other winter holidays... Kwanzaa?
Wilhelmina Slater: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?

"Ugly Betty: Pilot (#1.1)" (2006)
Daniel Meade: I realise I have some awful big
[looks at Betty]
Daniel Meade: teeth... shoes to fill.

Daniel Meade: Betty, wait-...
Betty Suarez: This is what you wanted, isn't it? To humiliate me and make me quit? God forbid you had to work with the ugly girl your dad forced you to hire. Well, congratulations.

"Ugly Betty: Bananas for Betty (#2.10)" (2007)
Daniel Meade: Mom, didn't Dad used to call me 'My Daniel'?
Alexis Meade: Maybe he called you 'My Dumbass'!

Daniel Meade: Why are you so strong? What did they give you superstrength when they installed your vagina?

"Ugly Betty: Giving up the Ghost (#2.9)" (2007)
[Claire just tripped Wilhelmina, sending her into Bradford's grave]
Claire Meade: Motion to terminate Wilhelmina Slater as Creative Director of Mode Magazine. All in favor.
Daniel Meade, Alexis Meade: YES!
Claire Meade: Motion carried. Rest in Peace, BITCH!

Daniel Meade: You came to clean out your office?
Wilhelmina Slater: Actually, I came to clean out *yours*.

"Ugly Betty: Lose the Boss? (#1.9)" (2006)
Betty Suarez: You bought us a Christmas tree?
Daniel Meade: Betty, I've thrown up in four rooms of your house. It's the least I could do.

[Daniel has heard of Sofia's job offer to Betty]
Daniel Meade: You didn't grow up wanting to be my assistant. You have your own dreams. I would never stand in your way.

"Ugly Betty: Fake Plastic Snow (#1.10)" (2006)
Daniel Meade: [on the phone] I have something to tell you...
Daniel Meade: You do take my beath away...
Daniel Meade: You make my heart beat faster...
Daniel Meade: You make my palms sweat...
Daniel Meade: But that doesn't mean i don't love you...
Daniel Meade: It means i do.
Daniel Meade: Sometimes... you heart knows things your mind can't explain...
Daniel Meade: And my heart doesn't race for anyone else.
Daniel Meade: I love you, Sofia
Daniel Meade: This is Daniel by the way

Betty Suarez: You bought us a Christmas tree?
Daniel Meade: Betty, I've thrown up in four rooms of your house. It's the least I could do.

"Ugly Betty: A Tree Grows in Guadalajara (#1.22)" (2007)
[Alexis hates the fact that Daniel is seeing her ex-girlfriend]
Daniel Meade: You're just jealous because I've got the one thing you can't have. Guess you should have thought of that before you gave away the family jewels, huh?
Alexis Meade: What's gotten into you?
Daniel Meade: Nothing. You've just never seen me win before. See, this is me WINNING!

"Ugly Betty: A League of Their Own (#2.5)" (2007)
Daniel Meade: [Betty has just told Daniel that they are going to a briefing being held by Wilhelmina] Is that where we're going? I wanted to go get some Danish.
[Betty pulls a danish out of her purse]
Daniel Meade: Are you really that good or did you just happen to have that with you?
Betty Suarez: You'll never know.

"Ugly Betty: All the World's a Stage (#4.16)" (2010)
Daniel Meade: Don't call him my brother. My only brother is my sister, Alexis.

"Ugly Betty: Filing for the Enemy (#3.2)" (2008)
[Daniel is back as Editor-In-Chief at Mode]
Daniel Meade: So, do you want to come back?
Betty Suarez: Well, only if I can keep the raise Wilhelmina gave me.
Daniel Meade: [mildly amused] Boy, you sure know how to capitalize on leverage, don't you?
[Betty smiles]

"Ugly Betty: East Side Story (#1.23)" (2007)
[Daniel's lie to Betty has been exposed, as well as his new drug addiction]
Daniel Meade: I know, you're disappointed.
Betty Suarez: No, Daniel! I am *way past* disappointed!
[Betty storms out]

"Ugly Betty: Sofia's Choice (#1.12)" (2007)
[Sofia revealed her true intentions on Rise and Shine America]
Daniel Meade: How could you DO THIS?
Sofia Reyes: How many times have you done this to how many other women?
Daniel Meade: I can assure you NONE of them were broadcast on NATIONAL TV!

"Ugly Betty: Brothers (#1.15)" (2007)
Betty Suarez: When we were at the spa your mom kept saying that she wanted to go back to happier times, like when you were younger. Is there anywhere special you used to go?
Daniel Meade: Well she used to like taking us to clothing museums.
Alexis Meade: Those were stores dumbass. She just called them museums to get us out of school.

"Ugly Betty: The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe (#1.5)" (2006)
Daniel Meade: Don't give me the look.
Betty Suarez: [dressed in a butterfly costume] What look?
Daniel Meade: That look! The all-judging butterfly.

"Ugly Betty: Punch Out (#1.19)" (2007)
[Betty has been obsessed with Daniel lately]
Daniel Meade: Listen! I don't need a babysitter or a bodyguard! When we leave the office, your day is over! Now please let me live my life! PUNCH OUT!

"Ugly Betty: Hello Goodbye (#4.20)" (2010)
Daniel Meade: [to Betty] I can't live without you.