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: This is a great idea. I'm glad you came around. You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married?
: Hey. I kissed her, but it didn't mean anything, I just brought her the jacket. Glenn
: Kissed who? Holly
: Oh, me. Glenn
: Who hasn't?
: [Glenn offers him a drink after Jason insults him
] No, I'm not a big drinker. Glenn
: Well I am, how about an "Alabama Slammer"? Glenn's buddy
: Sounds like a plan. Robbie
: Yeah, go ahead, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home.
: [after punching Robbie
] You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it "I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business".
[he and his friends walk off laughing
] Old man in bar
: Sounds like a country song!
: I don't even know your last name. Glenn
: It's Guglia.
[says it Gulia
: Guglia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny! Glenn
] Why is that funny? Robbie
: I - don't know.
: Hey, Glenn, do you mind if we switch seats so I sat in the window seat? Glenn
: Mmm. I hate the aisle seat. Every time that drink cart comes by it bangs me in the elbows.
: Who are you going out with? Holly
: Robbie. Glenn
: Oh good, that guy needs to get laid. Holly
: Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid.
[Glenn and Julia look at her
: ... All right, he probably will.
: God, I love David Bowie. He is SO sexy. Glenn
: You think the "time to make the donuts" guy is sexy. Robbie
: Heh heh, that guy is funny.
: Hey, asswipe, don't go snitching to Julia about this. I know you got a little crush on her, but you gotta face the facts: she'd rather go to bed with a REAL man. Not some poor singing orphan. Robbie
: All right, shithead. I haven't been in a fight since I was in the fifth grade, but I beat the shit out of that kid, so now I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
[Old guy throws a weak punch at Glenn and misses horribly
: Hey, what are you doing, man? Old Man in Bar
: I'm sorry. I used to be much stronger.
: You better get out of my way, Billy, or you're gonna get hurt.
: [Robbie notices Julia's fiancee is flirting with another woman across the room, so he tries to provoke him to talk
] That is a luscious ass right there isn't it? Mmm. My God. Glenn
: That's Grade A top choice meat! Robbie
: I'd like to bite right through that thing, arg! You know, chew on it.
[Glenn starts laughing in agreement
: But we can't get chicks like that anymore. We're too old. Glenn
: Speak for yourself. I'm not too old. I can still get chicks like that. Robbie
: Not that hot though, right? Glenn
: Gotten hotter. Robbie
: Ten years ago! Glenn
: Try ten *days* ago. Robbie
: Really... As hot as that? Glenn
: Hotter, and younger. Robbie
: How do you do it, man? I mean how do you do it without getting caught? Glenn
: Julia's totally preoccupied with the wedding. She doesn't know what's going on. Robbie
: Oh man. You know what sucks though? Once you get married, the party's over, right? Glenn
: I work in the city, man. And I work long hours.