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: [Linda shows up for the first time after failing to marry him
] You're late. Linda
] I'm sorry... I just couldn't do it. Robbie
: Well, if you need more time, I guess I could wait. Linda
: No... I don't need more time, Robbie. I don't ever want to marry you. Robbie
: [takes a deep breath, sighs
] Gee, you know that information... really would've been more useful to me *yesterday.* Linda
: I've been talking with my friends the last few days... Robbie
: Oh, boy, here it comes. Linda
: ...and I think I've figured out what's been bothering me. I'm not in love with Robbie, now. I'm in love with Robbie, six years ago. Robbie, the lead singer of Final Warning; I used to come watch you when you were in your silk shirt and Spandex pants, and you would sing into the microphone like you were David Lee Roth. Robbie
: I've still got the Spandex; I'll put 'em on right now. Linda
: The point is, I woke up this morning and realized I'm about to get married to a wedding singer? I am never gonna leave Richfield! Robbie
: Why do you need to leave Richfield? We grew up here. All our friends are here; it's the perfect place to raise a family. Linda
: Oh, yeah - sure! Living in your sister's basement with five kids while you're off every weekends doing wedding gigs at a whoppin' sixty bucks a pop? Robbie
: Once again, things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!
: You must be Linda. Linda
: Yeah, that's me, Robbie's fiance. Who are you? Julia
: I'm Julia Sullivan. Would you tell him that I came by to see him? Linda
: Oh yeah, surely will, Jennifer. Julia
: Hey, it's Julia -
: Hey, psycho, I'm not gonna feel better about this, it's over. Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up. Linda
: Oh, okay, so you're still pissed about that wedding thing?
[screen switches to Linda on the front porch with the door slamming behind her