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: If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away.
: [watering plants as Sammy pulls up
] About time his best friend showed up. Sammy
: How is he? Andy
: I dunno, man. He just stays down in the basement since it happened... Five days now. I think he might be having some kind of mental situation, or something. Sammy
: I'll talk to him. Sammy
: [the camera follows him as he walks to the house, singing to himself
: [off camera
] Hey, you better do something. I don't wanna be known as brother-in-law of the town nut job; I got enough problems already. Andy
: [sound of water splosing
: Oh, shit, I just got water all over myself.
: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding! Sammy
] They were *cones*!
: Can I borrow your credit card? Sammy
: You're gonna pay me back, right? Robbie
: No. But if you don't give it to me, I'm gonna tell everyone what you said at the bar.
: That's it, man, starting right now, me and you are going to be free and happy the rest of our lives! Sammy
: I'm not happy. I'm miserable. Robbie
: Wha - what? Sammy
: See... I grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino because they got a lot of chicks. You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino? Robbie
: Yeah, I read that Fonzie wants to be a director and Barbarino, I think... the mechanical bull movie? I didn't see it yet. Sammy
: Their shows got canceled. Because no one wants to see a fifty-year-old guy hitting on chicks. Robbie
: So what are you saying? Sammy
: What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right. Old man in bar
: [Comes up behind him and hugs him
] Everything is going to be all right.
: Somebody left a jacket in the back. Robbie
: That's Julia's jacket! She took off on Notson Street, remember? She said it wasn't jacket weather anymore. Sammy
: Uh-oh... You like her! Robbie
: No, I don't. Sammy
: Of course you do! She's a cool chick with a hot ass. Robbie
: How about this? You talk about her ass again, I'll break your neck.
: Hey, how do I look? Robbie
: I don't know, man. I would lose that glove. You look nuts.