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Sammy (Character)
from The Wedding Singer (1998)

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The Wedding Singer (1998)
Sammy: If you find somebody you can love, you can't let that get away.

Andy: [watering plants as Sammy pulls up] About time his best friend showed up.
Sammy: How is he?
Andy: I dunno, man. He just stays down in the basement since it happened... Five days now. I think he might be having some kind of mental situation, or something.
Sammy: I'll talk to him.
Sammy: [the camera follows him as he walks to the house, singing to himself]
Andy: [off camera] Hey, you better do something. I don't wanna be known as brother-in-law of the town nut job; I got enough problems already.
Andy: [sound of water splosing]
Andy: Oh, shit, I just got water all over myself.

Robbie: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
Sammy: [exasperated] They were *cones*!

Robbie: Can I borrow your credit card?
Sammy: You're gonna pay me back, right?
Robbie: No. But if you don't give it to me, I'm gonna tell everyone what you said at the bar.

Robbie: That's it, man, starting right now, me and you are going to be free and happy the rest of our lives!
Sammy: I'm not happy. I'm miserable.
Robbie: Wha - what?
Sammy: See... I grew up idolizing guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino because they got a lot of chicks. You know what happened to Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino?
Robbie: Yeah, I read that Fonzie wants to be a director and Barbarino, I think... the mechanical bull movie? I didn't see it yet.
Sammy: Their shows got canceled. Because no one wants to see a fifty-year-old guy hitting on chicks.
Robbie: So what are you saying?
Sammy: What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be all right.
Old man in bar: [Comes up behind him and hugs him] Everything is going to be all right.

Sammy: Somebody left a jacket in the back.
Robbie: That's Julia's jacket! She took off on Notson Street, remember? She said it wasn't jacket weather anymore.
Sammy: Uh-oh... You like her!
Robbie: No, I don't.
Sammy: Of course you do! She's a cool chick with a hot ass.
Robbie: How about this? You talk about her ass again, I'll break your neck.

Sammy: Hey, how do I look?
Robbie: I don't know, man. I would lose that glove. You look nuts.