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: [looking at a stoplight blinking yellow
] I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower. Sarge
: The '60s weren't good to you, were they?
[Sarge is raising the flag while playing "Reveille" and Fillmore is playing Jimi Hendrix's rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner" loudly next door
: Will you turn that disrespectful junk OFF? Fillmore
: Respect the classics, man! It's Hendrix!
[McQueen is going to surprise Sally with his new look
: Here she comes! Lightning McQueen
: Okay, places, everybody! Hurry! Act natural.
[McQueen hides and everybody else gets in a perfectly straight line as Sally approaches
: Hi, Sally! Sally
: All right, what's going on?
: You know, some automotive yoga could really lower your RPMs, man. Sarge
: Oh, take a carwash, hippie.
: How about some organic fuel? Sarge
: That freak juice?
: Good to see ya, soldier. Come on by Sarge's Surplus Hut for all your government surplus needs. Minny
: Oh, honey, surplus. Van
: Honey, we have too much surplus.
: There's a lot of love out there, man. Sarge
: Don't embarrass me, Fillmore.
: [at Sarge's SUV Boot Camp
] A-TEN HUT! Kiss the pavement GOODBYE, gentlemen! When I'm finished with you, you'll have mud in places you didn't know you HAD. SUV
: Yo! I've never been off road! Sarge
: Well, THAT'S gonna change RIGHT now! ABOUT FACE! Drop and give me twenty miles! Go, Go, GO! SUV
: Aw, MAN. Now I've got DIRT in my rims!
: [tasting gas in Italy
] How do they do it? These are the same ingredients as back home, but it tastes so good. Fillmore
: It's organic, man! Sarge
: The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, so, why didn't I... you know. Mater
: Explode in a fiery inferno? Lightning McQueen
: Yeah. Finn McMissile
: We couldn't figure that one out, either. Holley Shiftwell
: Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axelrod engineered it so that when it got hit by the beam, it would explode. Lightning McQueen
: Wait a second, Fillmore. You said my fuel was safe. Fillmore
: If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all natural sustainable organic bio-fuel, just because I never trusted Axelrod, you're dead wrong man...
[points to Sarge
: It was him. Sarge
: Once big oil, always big oil... man.
Cars (2006) (VG)
: [Lightning has just finished Sarge's Boot Camp, and is panting with exhaustion
] You look overheated, Private McQueen.
[proceeds to pace back and forth in front of him
] Lightning McQueen
] Yes. Sarge
: Exhausted. Lightning McQueen
: Yes. Sarge
: You'd like nothing better than a hot car wash, a cold ration of fuel, and a nice shady garage. Lightning McQueen
: [sounding greatful and relieved
] Oh yes, please! Sarge
: [faces him
] Well, too bad! We're going to go for a little drive!
["Sarge's Off-Road Challenge" begins