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Sarge (Character)
from Cars (2006)

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Cars (2006)
Fillmore: [looking at a stoplight blinking yellow] I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower.
Sarge: The '60s weren't good to you, were they?

[repeated line]
[Sarge is raising the flag while playing "Reveille" and Fillmore is playing Jimi Hendrix's rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner" loudly next door]
Sarge: Will you turn that disrespectful junk OFF?
Fillmore: Respect the classics, man! It's Hendrix!

[McQueen is going to surprise Sally with his new look]
Mater: Here she comes!
Lightning McQueen: Okay, places, everybody! Hurry! Act natural.
[McQueen hides and everybody else gets in a perfectly straight line as Sally approaches]
Mater, Ramone, Flo, Luigi, Sarge, Fillmore: Hi, Sally!
Sally: All right, what's going on?

Fillmore: You know, some automotive yoga could really lower your RPMs, man.
Sarge: Oh, take a carwash, hippie.

Fillmore: How about some organic fuel?
Sarge: That freak juice?

Sarge: Good to see ya, soldier. Come on by Sarge's Surplus Hut for all your government surplus needs.
Minny: Oh, honey, surplus.
Van: Honey, we have too much surplus.

Fillmore: There's a lot of love out there, man.
Sarge: Don't embarrass me, Fillmore.

Sarge: [at Sarge's SUV Boot Camp] A-TEN HUT! Kiss the pavement GOODBYE, gentlemen! When I'm finished with you, you'll have mud in places you didn't know you HAD.
SUV: Yo! I've never been off road!
Sarge: Well, THAT'S gonna change RIGHT now! ABOUT FACE! Drop and give me twenty miles! Go, Go, GO!
SUV: Aw, MAN. Now I've got DIRT in my rims!

Cars 2 (2011)
Sarge: [tasting gas in Italy] How do they do it? These are the same ingredients as back home, but it tastes so good.
Fillmore: It's organic, man!
Sarge: Treehugger.

Lightning McQueen: The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, so, why didn't I... you know.
Mater: Explode in a fiery inferno?
Lightning McQueen: Yeah.
Finn McMissile: We couldn't figure that one out, either.
Holley Shiftwell: Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axelrod engineered it so that when it got hit by the beam, it would explode.
Lightning McQueen: Wait a second, Fillmore. You said my fuel was safe.
Fillmore: If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all natural sustainable organic bio-fuel, just because I never trusted Axelrod, you're dead wrong man...
[points to Sarge]
Fillmore: It was him.
Sarge: Once big oil, always big oil... man.

Cars (2006) (VG)
Sarge: [Lightning has just finished Sarge's Boot Camp, and is panting with exhaustion] You look overheated, Private McQueen.
[proceeds to pace back and forth in front of him]
Lightning McQueen: [panting] Yes.
Sarge: Exhausted.
Lightning McQueen: Yes.
Sarge: You'd like nothing better than a hot car wash, a cold ration of fuel, and a nice shady garage.
Lightning McQueen: [sounding greatful and relieved] Oh yes, please!
Sarge: [faces him] Well, too bad! We're going to go for a little drive!
["Sarge's Off-Road Challenge" begins]