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Jeffrey Beaumont (Character)
from Blue Velvet (1986)

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Blue Velvet (1986)
Jeffrey Beaumont: You're a neat girl.
Sandy Williams: So are you... I mean, you're a neat guy.

Jeffrey Beaumont: See that clock on the wall? In five minutes you are not going to believe what I've told you.

Sandy Williams: I can't figure out if you're a detective or a pervert.
Jeffrey Beaumont: Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.

Frank Booth: Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.
Frank Booth: No thanks? What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't wanna go.
Frank Booth: Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont: For a ride.
Frank Booth: A ride! Now that's a good idea!

Jeffrey Beaumont: Why are there people like Frank?

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: [shouting] Heineken? Fuck that foreign shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! That's what you'll drink tonight!

Jeffrey Beaumont: I'm seeing something that was always hidden. I'm in the middle of a mystery and it's all secret.
Sandy Williams: You like mysteries that much?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Yeah. You're a mystery. I like you very much.

Dorothy Vallens: What's your name?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Jeffrey
Dorothy Vallens: Jeffrey what?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Jeffrey Nothing.

Jeffrey Beaumont: It's a strange world.

Jeffrey Beaumont: Do you see that house? I used to know a kid who lived there, he had the biggest tongue in the world.

Paul: You ever been to pussy heaven?
Jeffrey Beaumont: [nervous tone] No.
Frank Booth: What did he say?
Paul: [sarcastic tone] He said, "Uh, no."
Raymond: Nope. Never been to pussy heaven.
[All laugh]

Jeffrey Beaumont: Man I like Heineken! You like Heineken?
Sandy Williams: Uh- Well, I've never really had a Heineken before.
Jeffrey Beaumont: You never had a Heineken before?
Sandy Williams: My dad drinks Bud.
Jeffrey Beaumont: King of beers.

[Jeffrey comes to the breakfast table with a badly bruised face]
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't want to talk about it.
Mrs. Beaumont: But...
Jeffrey Beaumont: Everything is okay, I just don't want to talk about it.
Aunt Barbara: But sometimes it's good to talk things over Jeffrey. For instance, they say that many marriages are saved by people...
Jeffrey Beaumont: Aunt Barbara, I love you but you're gonna get it.

Frank Booth: What are you looking at?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Nothing.
Frank Booth: Don't you look at me, fuck!
Frank Booth: I shoot when I see the whites of the eyes.

Frank Booth: Here's to Ben!
[Frank punches Jeffrey in the face]
Frank Booth: Say, "Here's to Ben."
Jeffrey Beaumont: [scared to death] Here's to Ben.
Frank Booth: Be polite!

Frank Booth: Who are you?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I'm... just a neighbor.
Frank Booth: What's your name, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Jeffrey.
Dorothy Vallens: He's a good kid, Frank.
Frank Booth: [to Dorothy] Shut the fuck up!

[describing Frank to Detective Williams]
Jeffrey Beaumont: Frank... is a very sick and dangerous man.

[Raymond is threatening Jeffrey with his switchblade]
Raymond: Here today... gone tomorrow.
Hunter: Ha, ha! You tell him Raymond!
Paul: That don't scare me!
[Paul turns towards Jeffrey]
Paul: I'm Paul. What's your name?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Jeffrey.
Paul: Huh.
[after a pause]
Paul: I'm Paul.

Dorothy Vallens: You think I'm crazy don't you?
Dorothy Vallens: I want you to stay. Don't hate me.
Jeffrey Beaumont: I sure don't hate you.
Dorothy Vallens: I'm not crazy.
Dorothy Vallens: I know the difference between right and wrong!
Jeffrey Beaumont: That's good.
Dorothy Vallens: You're my special friend.
[walks toward Jeffrey, a knowing smile on her face]
Dorothy Vallens: I still have you inside of me!
Dorothy Vallens: It helps me. I need you.
Jeffrey Beaumont: [slightly embarrassed by the frankness of her statement] I'll call you.
Dorothy Vallens: OK.
Dorothy Vallens: Soon?
Jeffrey Beaumont: [grunts an affirmative]
Dorothy Vallens: [opens door to apartment to let Jeffrey exit] Will you write to me?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Sure!
[Walks into corridor where Frank is approaching Dorothy's apartment]
Frank Booth: *Hey!*
[Dorothy & Jeffrey jump apart and Dorothy cowers against the door jamb of her apartment]

[repeated line]
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.