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: Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay. She's watching the tape as we speak. Henry
: Good. How's my temporal lobe looking there, Doc? Dr. Keats
: Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short term memory loss. But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you? Doug
: Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that! Dr. Keats
: Note the intense overreaciton. That's the 'roids talking.
: All I know about walruses is that out of all mammals they have the second largest penis. I have the first. Henry
: That's my joke.
: Tom lost part of his brain in a hunting accident. His memory only lasts ten seconds. Ten Second Tom
: I was in an accident? That's terrible. Dr. Keats
: Don't worry, you're totally gonna get over it in about three seconds. Ten Second Tom
: Get over it? I mean, what happened? Did I get shot in the brain... Hi. I'm Tom.
: Callahan Institute is the leading brain injury clinic in the Pacific Rim. We are funded out of Sandusky Ohio by T.B. Callahan, the automotive components tycoon...
: Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome. That way she wouldn't remember last night when I called her mother, a loud obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.
: It could be worse. Lucy
: Yeah? How? Dr. Keats
: I think you should meet ten second Tom.
: And now ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce you to our most distinguished clinical subject: Tom Ten Second Tom
: Hi, I'm Tom. Henry
: Henry. Marlin
: Marlin. Doug
: Doug. Lucy
: Lucy. Ten Second Tom
: Hi. Oh, those are cool flip flops. Where did you get them? Doug
: You like those? It's interesting story. I was over on the North Shore the other day... Ten Second Tom
: Hi, I'm Tom. Henry
: Henry. Ten Second Tom
: Hi. Marlin
: [to Marlin
] Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome. That way she wouldn't remember last night when I called her mother a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.