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: Doug, once again, off the juice. Doug
: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.
: Did Alicia marry that guy? Marlin
: yea. Henry
: Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest? Doug
: I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst. Lucy
: [to Henry
] Did we have sex?
[Marlin and Doug look at Henry
: No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows
[Marlin and Doug turn away
: We want to!
[Marlin and Doug look again
: Just kidding.
: [gives Henry a box
] Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip. Henry
: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right. Doug
: I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it? Henry
: Um, I guess.
[Doug grabs the box
: Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay. She's watching the tape as we speak. Henry
: Good. How's my temporal lobe looking there, Doc? Dr. Keats
: Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short term memory loss. But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you? Doug
: Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that! Dr. Keats
: Note the intense overreaciton. That's the 'roids talking.
: [to Henry
] Well, I may not able to kick your ath but my thithter thure can.
: [flexing his pecs in the mirror
] Hey Trathie, how you doin'? Yeah, well things changed thince high thcool.
: Actually I'm going on a trip in a little while to study undersea Pacific walrus behaviors. Doug
: Thounds kind of fruity. Henry
: Thank you. Doug
: How long'th it going to take? Henry
: Uh... about a year. Doug
: I gueth you won't mith days like thith. Henry
: Well, maybe days like this don't have to be so bad. Marlin
: What are you trying to say? Henry
: Well, when you guys tell her, she's not just finding out about the accident. She's finding out that her life is basically a setup. I think that's what freaks her out the most. Doug
: Oh, you're an exthpert now? Henry
: No. I'm just saying I wish there was another way besides: "Sorry we couldn't trick you today. Here's some pictures of your broken head." Doug
: You wanna broken head, huh thmart guy? Marlin
: Why? You gonna give it to him? Doug
: No, Daddy, I thought you wath gonna do it. Henry
: Nobody's gotta break my head, guys. I'm gonna split anyways. Marlin
: [glaring at Doug
] Don't go just 'cause my thon is thychotic. Henry
: Good night. Sweet dreams. Keep 'em dry there Doug. Doug
: Very funny.
] Happy birthday to you. Lucy
] And you don't look a day over twenty five. Marlin
: Yeah, right. And Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced. Doug
: What are you talking about? I use a herb supplement that can be purchased at any health food store. Check this out. Check out these glutes. Rock hard, baby. Pretty sweet, huh. Marlin
: Stop it! You're gonna make me throw up on the cake.
: [to Henry
] Anything with Lucy is a one night stand, numb nuts.
: Is this the guy? Marlin
: Yeah. Mr. Roth, I have one simple request. Stay away from my daughter. Henry
: [begging Marlin to let Henry see Lucy and apologize after she ate at the diner
] Absolutely. I just, I think I hurt her feelings and I don't want it to end like that. Doug
: Yeah, well, it's gonna end like this!
[Doug runs to beat up Henry but then Henry holds him down
: Calm down, little fella! Doug
: I'm gonna kill you. You're a dead man. Okay I'm calm! I'm calm!
: I coulda whooped his ass, Daddy but this gravel - I siped on it a fwell. Marlin
: Then maybe you need to do a little bit more butt flexes. Doug
: Cheap shot, Dad.
: And now ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce you to our most distinguished clinical subject: Tom Ten Second Tom
: Hi, I'm Tom. Henry
: Henry. Marlin
: Marlin. Doug
: Doug. Lucy
: Lucy. Ten Second Tom
: Hi. Oh, those are cool flip flops. Where did you get them? Doug
: You like those? It's interesting story. I was over on the North Shore the other day... Ten Second Tom
: Hi, I'm Tom. Henry
: Henry. Ten Second Tom
: Hi. Marlin
: Check this out.
: [Marlin and Doug are watching the Vikings play the Lions
] What's the score? Marlin
: Vikings have it at the two yard line. Lucy
: Maybe the Vikings will win for your birthday, and I'll bet Culpepper runs it in. Doug
: I'll bet he fakes the handoff to Williams and throws it Kleinsasser in the end zone. Loser does the dishes? Lucy
: You're on.
[Lucy and Doug handshake on it. Doug's prediction comes true
: Darn. Maybe you should be a coach, Doug. Marlin
: [Throwing a shoe at Doug