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: Listen, you know. I really think you should say: eho tria orchidea. It means: everyone, let's come in the house. I think everybody will really like it. Ian Miller
] Eho tria orchidea? Nick Portokalos
: Yeah! That's good! Very good! You got it! Ian Miller
: I'm not falling for that again, Nick. Nick Portokalos
: What? Ian Miller
: Yeah, what. Angelo? How do you say: everyone, let's go into the house? Angelo
: Eho tria orchidea! Nick Portokalos
: Hum? Ian Miller
: Everyone: eho tria orchidea!
[in Greek: "I have three testicles!" - everybody laughs and Taki looks at Ian's crotch, surprised
[during Ian's baptism
] Nick Portokalos
: See? This isn't so bad. Toula Portokalos
: Are you kidding? Any second now he's gonna look at me and go, "Ha. Yeah, right, you're so not worth this." Nick Portokalos
: Yes, you are.
: Where did you go? Nick Portokalos
: Nowhere. Maria Portokalos
: What did you do? Nick Portokalos
: Nothing. Maria Portokalos
: Who did you see? Nick Portokalos
: No one.
: Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become. Toula Portokalos
: Nick that's beautiful. Nick Portokalos
: Yeah that dear Abby really knows what she's talking about.
: I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
[Ian reads the wedding invitation
] Ian Miller
: My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet. Toula Portokalos
] Rodney and HARRY! Nick Portokalos
: We didn't notice, so maybe they won't.
: Hello ladies, fresh baklava!
: [girls scream
] Nick, give me the camera! Nick Portokalos
: Toula! Toula, help me, c'mon! Nikki
: No boys allowed! Nick Portokalos
: Oh, nice mustache, Nikki! Nikki
: Thank you! Gus Portokalos
: Niko, let's go, let's go. Nick Portokalos
: Dad, is that my tux? Gus Portokalos
: No, this one. Toula Portokalos
: Nick, go to the airport and pick up the band! Nick Portokalos
: Okay, okay. Gus Portokalos
: Hey, what is that thing? Aunt Lexy
: It's a mosquito bite. Cousin Jennie
: [runs, bumps into Nick
] I've got the coverup! Nick Portokalos
: [as the girls girls cheer and leave
] You're all nuts!