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Quotes for
Nick Portokalos (Character)
from My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)

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My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Nick Portokalos: Listen, you know. I really think you should say: eho tria orchidea. It means: everyone, let's come in the house. I think everybody will really like it.
Ian Miller: [mispronouncing] Eho tria orchidea?
Nick Portokalos: Yeah! That's good! Very good! You got it!
Ian Miller: I'm not falling for that again, Nick.
Nick Portokalos: What?
Ian Miller: Yeah, what. Angelo? How do you say: everyone, let's go into the house?
Angelo: Eho tria orchidea!
Nick Portokalos: Hum?
Ian Miller: Everyone: eho tria orchidea!
[in Greek: "I have three testicles!" - everybody laughs and Taki looks at Ian's crotch, surprised]

[during Ian's baptism]
Nick Portokalos: See? This isn't so bad.
Toula Portokalos: Are you kidding? Any second now he's gonna look at me and go, "Ha. Yeah, right, you're so not worth this."
Nick Portokalos: Yes, you are.

Maria Portokalos: Where did you go?
Nick Portokalos: Nowhere.
Maria Portokalos: What did you do?
Nick Portokalos: Nothing.
Maria Portokalos: Who did you see?
Nick Portokalos: No one.

Nick Portokalos: Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become.
Toula Portokalos: Nick that's beautiful.
Nick Portokalos: Yeah that dear Abby really knows what she's talking about.

Nick Portokalos: I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.

[Ian reads the wedding invitation]
Ian Miller: My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet.
Toula Portokalos: [horrified] Rodney and HARRY!
Nick Portokalos: We didn't notice, so maybe they won't.

Nick Portokalos: Hello ladies, fresh baklava!
[takes picture]
Nikki: [girls scream] Nick, give me the camera!
Nick Portokalos: Toula! Toula, help me, c'mon!
Nikki: No boys allowed!
Nick Portokalos: Oh, nice mustache, Nikki!
Nikki: Thank you!
Gus Portokalos: Niko, let's go, let's go.
Nick Portokalos: Dad, is that my tux?
Gus Portokalos: No, this one.
Toula Portokalos: Nick, go to the airport and pick up the band!
Nick Portokalos: Okay, okay.
Gus Portokalos: Hey, what is that thing?
Aunt Lexy: It's a mosquito bite.
Cousin Jennie: [runs, bumps into Nick] I've got the coverup!
Nick Portokalos: [as the girls girls cheer and leave ] You're all nuts!