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: Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning? Nikki
: Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy. Angelo
: Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something for a change. Nikki
: Excuse me? Do you know who's at the dry cleaner this morning? My husband is at the dry cleaner! Angelo
: You're always at the beauty parlor, with your nails and your hair and everything. Nikki
: Don't you talk about my hair! You are so lazy! You and your big-ass girlfriend do nothing! Angelo
: Did somebody sit on your hair? I mean, it looks a little flat there. Nikki
: Angelo... bite me! Aunt Voula
: Disgusting! Be a lady!
: WHAT is going on? Mr. Pottery class... nice to meet ya.
: Hello ladies, fresh baklava!
: [girls scream
] Nick, give me the camera! Nick Portokalos
: Toula! Toula, help me, c'mon! Nikki
: No boys allowed! Nick Portokalos
: Oh, nice mustache, Nikki! Nikki
: Thank you! Gus Portokalos
: Niko, let's go, let's go. Nick Portokalos
: Dad, is that my tux? Gus Portokalos
: No, this one. Toula Portokalos
: Nick, go to the airport and pick up the band! Nick Portokalos
: Okay, okay. Gus Portokalos
: Hey, what is that thing? Aunt Lexy
: It's a mosquito bite. Cousin Jennie
: [runs, bumps into Nick
] I've got the coverup! Nick Portokalos
: [as the girls girls cheer and leave
] You're all nuts!
: [to grandma
] Mana-yiayia, have a seat.