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Mary Thompson (Character)
from Hot Shots! (1991)

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Hot Shots! (1991)
Topper Harley: Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but there's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: [Dead Meat and Mary kiss hello] Mary, have you come to watch me fly?
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: There was a meltdown at the plant, so they gave me the afternoon off.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Aw, terrific!
[a black cat crosses their path]
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Oh, good news: we just closed escrow on our little dream house.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Wonderful! When do we move in?
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Tuesday. I've got the kids stripping asbestos off the pipes right now.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Aw, that's great.
[Dead Meat walks under a ladder]
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Things just couldn't be better for us! I'm so blessed.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Oh, your life insurance forms came for you to sign.
[Mary opens her purse, and a mirror falls out and breaks]
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: My mirror!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: [Deadmeat shakes pen because it won't write] Huh.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: I'll get another pen.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: No need. I'll sign it when I get back.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Well you know best.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Honey, you know that global warming problem? Well I've discovered how we can reverse it.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Tell me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: No, not now, Lovey Bumpers. There'll be plenty of time for that later. And my investigation into the assassination of JFK...
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: You found the evidence you were looking for?
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Yes, I have proof. It's right here in my pocket.
[Dead Meat climbs into the cockpit]
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: It's big, honey. Really big. It goes all the way to the White House.
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Do you want me to hold it for you?
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: No, it'll be safe right here. I'm in a jet. What could go wrong?
Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Oh, Dead Meat. We just couldn't be any more perfectly happy.
[Dead Meat and Mary blow kisses at each other, catch the air kisses, and put them in their pockets]