From "The Addams Family: The Winning of Morticia Addams (#1.34)"
Uncle Fester Frump
I dreamed that you killed Chalon and the police came and took you away. And, Gomez - you're my favorite nephew - I just couldn't bear it. Please, you gotta call off that duel.
Don't be absurd. If the police come, I'll face them - with shoulders back, head high - and say, "It was an accident."