From Addams Family Values
] Children, as your new nanny, I know we're all concerned about the environment. So, this morning, let's discuss how to prevent forest fires.
[lights a match
] Alright children, I've had it up to here. Now you just answer one simple question. Where is that baby?
[third nanny; holding up a puppet
] Hello kiddies, I'm Polly the Puppet. What shall we do today? I know! Let's all clean our rooms!
[holding up devil puppet
] Hello Polly, I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.