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: How are you? Ana Pascal
: I'm lousy. I'm being audited. Harold Crick
: Of course. Ana Pascal
: By a real creep too. Harold Crick
: I think I owe you an apology. Ana Pascal
: Really? Harold Crick
: IRS agents, we're given rigorous aptitude tests before we can work. Unfortunately for you, we aren't tested on tact or good manners, so I apologize.
] Harold Crick
: I ogled you. Sorry. Ana Pascal
: Okay, apology accepted. But only because you stammered.
: Big flag-burning to get to? Ana Pascal
: Actually, it's my weekly evil-conspiracy and needlepoint group. You wanna come? Harold Crick
: I left my thimbles and socialist reading material at home.
: I won't be paying, Mr. Crick. No matter how big the percent. Harold Crick
: No, I know. But the percent determines how big your cell is.
: You keep your files like this? Ana Pascal
: No, actually I'm quite fastidious. I put them in this box just to screw with you.
: Mr. Crick, it was a really awful day. I know, I made sure of it. So pick up the cookie, dip it in the milk, and eat it.