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Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes (Character)
from "Lost" (2004)

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"Lost: Exodus: Part 2 (Part I) (#1.24)" (2005)
Hurley: [about The Vault] Why did you do that?
Locke: Why wouldn't I do that?
Hurley: Maybe because I was running after you, flailing my arms, yelling "Don't Do That".

Hurley: How exactly does something like this happen?
Danielle Rousseau: Are you on the same island as I am?
Hurley: Guess that explains it.

Hurley: Dude.

Hurley: Dude, you got some... Arnzt on you.

Kate: [after Arzt died] You ok?
Hurley: That was messed up. He just... exploded, in front of us.

Hurley: Whoever named this place Dark Territory? Genius.

Jack: If anyone hears, or see's anything...
Hurley: Like the security system that eats people.
Jack: Yes, like that.

Mr. Artz: And then my third wife, she says - get this - she says, "I didn't sign up for this". Now you tell me, what the hell is that even supposed to mean?
[Hurley doesn't reply]
Mr. Artz: What, am I boring you?
Hurley: Huh?
Mr. Artz: You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not cool enough to be part of your merry little band of adventurers.
Hurley: What?
Mr. Artz: I know a clique when I see it. I teach high school, pally! You know, you people think you're the only ones on this island doing anything of value. Well, I've got news for you. There were forty other survivors of this plane crash and we are all people, too.
Hurley: Okaaaaay...

"Lost: Tricia Tanaka Is Dead (#3.10)" (2007)
Hurley: Dude that beer has been sitting there since before Rocky III, maybe even II. It's probably poison by now.
Sawyer: Skeletor seems to like it. Bottoms up!
[clinks can on corpses head]
Hurley: That's not cool dude. That guy had a mom, a family, friends, oh and a name. It's not Skeletor, it's Roger Workman.
Sawyer: It's Work Man ya blockhead! That's his job! He was a Dharma janitor.
Hurley: Yeah well, you should still respect the dead.

Hurley: [to the Trons:] Mr. Tron, Ladytron, your services will no longer be needed.

Carmen Reyes: [Announcing that Hugo's father is moving back in:] It's been seventeen years, Hugo.
Hurley: What's been seventeen years?
Carmen Reyes: [Carefully covers the ears of the Jesus statue on the table] I have needs.
Hurley: [Covering his ears] NO! NO! NO! This can't be happening!

David Reyes: [Waking Hugo up] What's with the earphones?
Hurley: They're for the noise.
David Reyes: Well, your mother's a very passionate woman.
Hurley: That is... disgusting.

Sawyer: What's your problem, Jumbotron?
Hurley: Shut up, red... neck... man!
Sawyer: Touché.

Hurley: Look, I don't know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately, and I could really use a victory. So let's get one, dude! Let's get this car started. Let's look death in the face and say: "Whatever, man!"

Sawyer: Son of a-! What's a head doing back here?
Hurley: Oh, that's just Roger.

"Lost: The Beginning of the End (#4.1)" (2008)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I wanna do a cannonball. I've been walking up and down this beach every day and looking out at this water. And I wanna do a cannonball.
Bernard Nadler: Hurley, you wanna do a cannonball? Cannonball.

Big Mike Walton: You wanna know a funny coincidence?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Sure.
Big Mike Walton: I knew someone on your plane.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Really?
Big Mike Walton: Her name was Ana-Lucia Cortez, she was my partner before I made detective. Dark hair, gorgeous. Maybe you knew her... maybe you met her on the plane, before it took off?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Sorry, never met her.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I'm gonna close my eyes and count to five, and when I open them you'll be gone.
Charlie Pace: I am here.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: One!
Charlie Pace: Don't do this.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Two!
Charlie Pace: They need you.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Three!
Charlie Pace: They need you, Hugo.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Four!
Charlie Pace: You know they need you!
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Five!
[Charlie disappears]

James 'Sawyer' Ford: You wanna talk about it?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Talk about what?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Charlie. I mean, you two were buddies, I just thought...
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: We'll probably get to Jack faster if we don't talk.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I don't think we did the right thing, Jack. I think it wants us to come back!
Jack Shephard: Hurley.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: And it's going to do everything it can...
Jack Shephard: We're never going back!
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Never say never, dude...

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Did I ever tell you I won the lottery? I got, like, $150 million. Worst thing that ever happened to me.
Bernard Nadler: Oh, yeah, who needs $150 million, right?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Now it'll all be gone, cause they all think I'm dead. When we get rescued, and I go back... I'm gonna be free.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: No need to freak out? I'm trying to buy some jerky and a Slushy, and suddenly you're standing there over by the Ho Hos. You're dead. What do you expect me to do?

"Lost: Everybody Hates Hugo (#2.4)" (2005)
Jin Kwon: Hi there, Hurley.
Hurley: Jin, you're here.
Jin Kwon: I sure am.
Hurley: Dude, you speak English.
Jin Kwon: No, you're speaking Korean.
Hurley: [in Korean] I am?
[chicken mascot appears next to Jin]
Hurley: [still in Korean] What's he doing here?
Jin Kwon: Everything's going to change.
Hurley: [still in Korean] What?
Jin Kwon: Everything's going to change. Have a cluckity-cluck-cluck day, Hugo.

Charlie Pace: [about the food in the hatch] Is there peanut butter?
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: What?
Charlie Pace: Peanut butter. Nutty, creamy, staple of children everywhere?
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Er, yeah. A couple jars.
Charlie Pace: Brilliant. How about you give us one. It's for Claire.
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: No can do man.
Charlie Pace: You're saying no to a nursing mother?

Carmen Reyes: Yes, it must be something you ate, because you eat basura, and you don't exercise.
Hurley: I do exercise.
Carmen Reyes: Falling down is not exercise!

Hurley: [Jack is concerned about Hurley showing Rose the bunker] She's cool, she won't tell anyone.
Rose: Honey, I don't even know what I would say.

Hurley: Dude, look, I'd never lie.
Charlie Pace: And the time you told me you were worth $150 million?
Hurley: It's 156 million.
Charlie Pace: I'm sorry! I must've confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself!
[showing Aaron]
Charlie Pace: And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops, so excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.

Hurley: Let me tell you something, Rose. We were all fine before we had any potato chips. Now we've got these potato chips, everyone's gonna want them. So, Steve gets them, Charlie's pissed, but not pissed at Steve, he's pissed at me. And I'm gonna be in the middle of it. And then it's gonna be, "What about us?" "Why didn't I get any potato chips?" "Help us out, Hurley. Why did you give Kate the shampoo?" "Why didn't I get the peanut butter?" Then, they'll get really mad and start asking, "Why does Hugo have everything? Why should he get to decide?" Then they'll all hate me.

"Lost: Dave (#2.18)" (2006)
Libby: What was the man's name, who broke his leg? The day of the crash on the other side of the island, Eko brought a man with a broken leg to me for help. What was his name?
Hurley: I don't know.
Libby: You don't know. You know why? Because it happened to me. His name was Donald, and I buried him. I buried a lot of people, Hurley. So don't tell me that that wasn't real. And don't tell me you made me up. It's insulting.

Hurley: You're not... you're... you're... a hallucination.
Dave: [Dave slaps Hurley]
Hurley: Ow...
Dave: Was than a hallucination?
Hurley: Maybe I just imagined you slapped me.
Dave: [Dave slaps Hurley again]
Hurley: Ow! Damn it!
Hurley: We can do this all night.
Hurley: Dr. Brooks showed me a picture from the Rec Room and my arm was around, like, nothingness.
Dave: Uh... Kinkos? Photoshop? What, you think they really blew up the Death Star?
Hurley: No.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Did either of you see a bald guy in slippers with a coconut come through here?
Charlie Pace: No. But I did see a polar bear on roller skates with a mango.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [out of breath] Did either of you see a guy run through here... in a bathrobe... with a coconut?
Charlie Pace: No...
Charlie Pace: I saw a polar bear on roller blades with a mango.

[Sawyer has a pack of DHARMA Initiative Chocolate Cream Cookies. He pulls the top off, but it breaks]
Hurley: You've got to twist it to get the frosting. Pulling it will only break the cookie.
Sawyer: Well, that's what I get for not going to the expert in the first place. What can I do you for, Deepdish?
Hurley: I'm kind of looking for something.
Sawyer: Forget it. I'm done trading. I got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?
Hurley: Well, actually, I was sort of hoping you'd do me a favor. Remember when I helped you out with that tree frog - that you killed?
Sawyer: Yeah, I remember.
Hurley: I sort of - need some medicine.
Sawyer: What do you need?
Hurley: It's called Clonazepam.
Sawyer: Clonaza - what? What the hell's that?
Hurley: So you can calm down. Or, for when you're seeing things that aren't supposed to be there.
Sawyer: What stuff you seeing?
Hurley: I don't know, maybe like a bald guy in a bathrobe.
Sawyer: You mean like that guy there?
[Hurley turns, but Dave isn't there. Sawyer laughs]
Sawyer: Gotcha.
[Hurley looks angry and suddenly tackles Sawyer]

Libby: That's a lot of peanut butter.
Hurley: Well, I'm going to need a lot of protein where I'm going.
Libby: Where are you going?
Hurley: Back to the caves. No one lives there anymore, so I won't bother anybody. I'm just going to live alone and be one of those guys - you know, the crazy guys - with a big beard and no clothes who's naked and throws doodie at people.

"Lost: The Economist (#4.3)" (2008)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [after Miles calls him tubby] Oh, awesome, the ship sent us another Sawyer.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Red here was wearing a vest. Which means her posse's gonna come expecting themselves a gun fight.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: If all they want is her, why don't we just let her go? I mean, I thought we were just gonna go hide. Why do we need to take prisoners?
John Locke: We're keeping her because she's gonna be valuable.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: How's she gonna be valuable?
Charlotte Staples Lewis: He means as a hostage, love.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Nuh uh, no, that's not what I signed up for.
John Locke: What did you sign up for, Hugo?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Look, I'm just saying that if we let her go, they'll look at is as a sign of good faith.
John Locke: They'll look at it as an act of foolishness, which is what it would be.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I'm just trying to come up with some kinda compromise.
John Locke: We're beyond compromise. And right now, Hugo, I'm making the decisions. Is that gonna be a problem for you?

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: You just totally scooby-doo'd me didn't you.

Sayid Jarrah: Hurley, where did they go?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Look, I guess they were too busy tying me up to tell me.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Locke said the people on the ship were here to rescue Charlotte and then kill us.
[to Miles]
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: So... are you?
Miles: Not yet.

"Lost: Hearts and Minds (#1.13)" (2005)
Jack: [seeing Hurley collecting leaves] You're not going to eat those are you?
Hurley: Dude, these are *not* for eating.

Hurley: [goading Jin into finding out if he can speak English] Your wife's hot!

Hurley: [before eating sea urchin Jin gave him] Over the lips, pass the gums, yadda yadda... Oh God!

[to Jin after Hurley gets stung on the foot by something in the water]
Hurley: Pee on my foot!

Hurley: [talking to Jin] Are you sure you don't speak English? There's a rumor that you do...
[Jin looks bewildered]
Hurley: Your wife's *hot!*

"Lost: Numbers (#1.18)" (2005)
Hurley: Hi. You awake?
Sayid: I was just wondering that myself.

Hurley: Okay, that thing in the woods: maybe it's a monster, maybe, it's a - pissed-off giraffe! I don't know! The fact that *no one* is even looking for us, yeah, that's weird, but I just go along with it, because I'm along for the ride! Good old fun-time Hurley! Well, *guess* what! Now, I want some friggin' answers!

Charlie: [after rejoining the group looking for Danielle] Hurley! What the hell happened to you?
Hurley: [to a stunned Jack] Need a battery?
Hurley: [to a speechless Sayid] She says "Hey".

Hurley: Dude, what d'you want from me?
Charlie: What do I want? I want to know what we're doing in the middle of nowhere! And don't tell me it's because of some stinking batteries. One minute you're happy-go-lucky, good-time Hurley, the next you're Colonel bloody Kurtz!

Charlie: I just told you the biggest secret in my life. I thought you'd wanna reciprocate.
Hurley: Okay. Back home... I'm worth $156 million dollars.
Charlie: Fine, don't tell me.
Hurley: Dude...
Charlie: I bare my soul, and all I get is bloody jokes.

"Lost: Man of Science, Man of Faith (#2.1)" (2005)
Hurley: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, 4, 8, we're dead, 15, doomed and dead, 16, 23...
Kate: Hurley are you ok?
Hurley: Huh? Yeah, awesome. I just... have to pee.

Hurley: You should go ahead man, you don't want Locke making time with your girl
Hurley: joke, dude.
Jack: I'm not really in the mood, Hurley
Hurley: Really? Wow, usually you're like Mr. Haha
Jack: [laughs]
Hurley: There you go! Life's not so bad right? I mean sure the others are coming like to eat us all and every once in a while someone blows up all over you but you do get to sleep in every morning...

Hurley: Great idea dude, go look in the burning death hole.

Hurley: A while ago, I was in this kind of psych ward and there was this guy, Leonard. All the time I knew him,all he ever said were these numbers. "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42". Over and over and over again. And they kind of got stuck in my head. So when I got out... well, actually a couple months after I got out, I was buying a frozen burrito and thought "I should play the lottery", and I guess those numbers were stuck in my head, so I played them. And I won... $114 million. That's when it started happening. My grandpa died, my house caught on fire, the chicken joint that I worked at got hit by a meteor... Well, actually, a meteorite. OK, so, tonight, I see the same freaking numbers on that hatch thing. Just written on the side. And that's why I tried to stop it, because that thing is cursed, man.
Jack: You were in a psych ward?

"Lost: Tabula Rasa (#1.3)" (2004)
Hurley: [on Kate's mugshot] She looks pretty hardcore.

Hurley: Was it a dinosaur?
Jack: It wasn't a dinosaur.
Hurley: You say you didn't see it.
Jack: I didn't.
Hurley: So how do you know it wasn't a dinosaur?
Jack: Because dinosaurs are extinct.
Hurley: Oh, yeah.

Hurley: So what's his story? He looks kind of... dying.

"Lost: LA X - Part 1 (#6.1)" (2010)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [to Sawyer] Nothing bad ever happens to me. I'm the luckiest guy alive.

[Hurley takes the guitar case out of van]
Miles Straume: Are we gonna sing Kum Ba Yah on the way?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: It's not a guitar, man.

[Hurley finds Montand's skeleton with missing arm]
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: And why is his arm missing?
Jin Kwon: It was ripped off when he was attacked by the black smoke.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Well, this is gonna be awesome.

"Lost: There's No Place Like Home: Part 2 (#4.13)" (2008)
Frank Lapidus: Where's the island? Where's the island? Where the hell's the island?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: It's gone.
Frank Lapidus: Where the hell am I gonna land this thing?
Jack Shephard: There's another smaller island close by they took us to.
Frank Lapidus: I got news for you, doc. There's nothing but water in every direction.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Checkmate, Mr. Eko.

Sayid Jarrah: We're being watched.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude, I've been having regular conversations with dead people. The last thing I need now is paranoia.

"Lost: Solitary (#1.9)" (2004)
Jack: Things could be worse.
Hurley: [squeals] How?

Michael: [Hurley has built a golf course] All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... *this* is what you've been wasting your time on?
Hurley: Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! I mean, we're lost on an island, running from boars, and monsters... freakin' polar bears!
Michael: *Polar bears?*
Charlie Pace: You didn't hear about the polar bear?

Hurley: Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!

"Lost: Pilot: Part 2 (#1.2)" (2004)
[of Jin's first culinary attempt on the island, he approaches Hurley and offers him food speaking Korean]
Hurley: What, that?
[Jin responds in Korean]
Hurley: What, eat that?
[Jin responds in Korean]
Hurley: [chuckling] Dude. Dude, I'm starving... but I'm nowhere near that hungry. No. No thank you.
[Jin walks away, Hurley continues to chuckle]

Hurley: [just before passing out] I'm not so good around blood.

"Lost: Exodus: Part 1 (#1.23)" (2005)
Hurley: Let me ask you something Arnzt.
Mr. Artz: Artz.
Hurley: Arnzt.
Mr. Artz: No, not Arnzt. Arzt. A-R-Z-T. Arzt.
Hurley: Sorry man, name's hard to pronounce.
Mr. Artz: Oh yeah, well I know a bunch of ninth graders who pronounce it just fine.
Hurley: How about I just call you by your first name?
Mr. Artz: How about you don't.
Hurley: Why not? I remember it from the plane's manifest. I think Leslie's a bitchin' name.
Mr. Artz: "Arnzt" is fine.

Danielle Rousseau: Dynamite. At the Black Rock. The Dark Territory.
Hurley: Well that's three reasons to go right there.

"Lost: Namaste (#5.9)" (2009)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Sayid] Move.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [to Jack] I guess they found Sayid.

[the group of new recruits gather for the photo]
Dharma Photographer: Okay, ready? Everybody say, "Namaste!"
All: Namaste.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Nama-what?

"Lost: Special (#1.14)" (2005)
Hurley: We're playing for the last of the deodorant sticks!

[about Michael's parenting]
Hurley: He seems to hate it, doesn't he?
Jack: What?
Hurley: Being a dad.
Jack: No, it's just... a lot of hard work.

"Lost: What Kate Does (#6.3)" (2010)
Sayid Jarrah: Who are these people? What do they want?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: It's the Others, dude. They caught us... again. I dunno, I think they are trying to protect us.
Miles Straume: Uh, as you can see, Hugo here has assumed the leadership position so that's pretty great.

Jack Shephard: Mind giving me and Sayid a minute?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Yeah, see, private talks kinda freak me out 'cause they lead me to having to do something I don't quite understand.

"Lost: The Candidate (#6.14)" (2010)
Jack Shephard: Now, wait... wait.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: What the hell are you doing, Doc?
Jack Shephard: Nothing's gonna happen.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: What?
Jack Shephard: Don't pull those wires out, we're okay. Nothing's gonna happen.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I don't pull this wires Locke's gonna blow us to kingdom come.
Jack Shephard: No, he's not. Locke can't kill us.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Uh... what?
Jack Shephard: This is what he wanted. This is what he's been waiting for. Everything he has done is to get us here. He wanted to get us all here inside this submarine at the same time. Nice and close place where we had no hopes of getting out of.
Jin Kwon: I don't understand.
Jack Shephard: Locke said he can't leave the island without us. But, I think he can't leave the island unless we're all dead. He told me he could kill any one of us whenever he wanted. So what if he hasn't because he's... he's not allowed to by the code of the island. What if he's trying to get us to kill each other?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Stay out of my way, Doc.
Jack Shephard: No! If he wanted that thing to blow up, why would he put a timer in it? Why not just throw it inside?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I don't care.
Jack Shephard: Nothing is going to happen.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: It's not your decision to make.
Jack Shephard: He can't kill us.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I'm not gonna stand here and do nothing and let his bomb go off.
Jack Shephard: James, we are going to be okay. You just have to trust me.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Sorry Doc... I don't!

Sayid Jarrah: Listen carefully, There's a well on the main island, half a mile south of the camp we just left. Desmond's inside it. Locke wants him dead which means you're going to need him for something. You understand me?
Jack Shephard: Why are you telling me this?
Sayid Jarrah: Because it's going to be you, Jack.
[runs off with the bomb]
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Sayid!

"Lost: Some Like It Hoth (#5.13)" (2009)
Miles Straume: [referring to Hugo's movie script] What the hell is this?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I'm writing "Empire Strikes Back."
Miles Straume: Uh, I'm sorry. What?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: It's 1977, right? So "Star Wars" just came out. And pretty soon, George Lucas is gonna look for a sequel. I've seen "Empire" 200 times, so I figured I'd made life easier and send him the script... with a couple improvements.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [to Miles] In "Empire", Luke found out Vader was his father, but instead of putting away his lightsaber and talking about it, he overreacted and got his hand cut off. I mean, they worked it out eventually, but at what cost? Another Death Star was destroyed, Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc, and we got the Ewoks. It all could've been avoided if they just, you know, communicated. And let's face it, the Ewoks sucked, dude.

"Lost: The Long Con (#2.13)" (2006)
[to Sayid]
Hurley: Hey man. You gonna put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up?
[Sayid doesn't get it]
Hurley: Lime in the coconut? The song?
Sayid: What do you want Hurley?

Hurley: [listening to a radio transmission] You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time...
Hurley: Just kidding, dude.

"Lost: Exposé (#3.14)" (2007)
[Nikki has just collapsed in front of Hurley and Sawyer]
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude... Nikki's dead.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Who the hell is Nikki?

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude, what are you doing?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Two people are dead. You ever think they mighta been poisoned?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: That's evidence, you're messin up the crime scene!
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Crime scene? Is there a forensics hatch I don't know about?

"Lost: One of Us (#3.16)" (2007)
Juliet Burke: Did they send you over here to keep an eye on me?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: ...Yep.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: You know, the last other that we came in contact with, he kidnapped Claire. Some of us chased him into the jungle. Charlie got mad... we buried him over there...

"Lost: Greatest Hits (#3.21)" (2007)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I heard, I heard what you're doing. I wanna come with. Everyone, they're all going to the radio tower and, I'm sick of trekking and, you know, explosions. I think I can help you guys out. I'm a really good paddler.
Charlie Pace: You can't go, Hurley.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Why not?
Charlie Pace: Because... you're too big! You won't fit in the boat.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: That's uncool, man.

[Charlie hugs Hurley]
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude, it's fine. I don't even want to go on your stupid boat.
Charlie Pace: Catch up with you later. Just remember I love you, man.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Yeah, whatever, I love you too.

"Lost: Cabin Fever (#4.11)" (2008)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Well, if the Others didn't wipe out the Dharma Initiative...
Ben Linus: They did wipe them out, Hugo... but it wasn't my decision.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Then whose was it?
Ben Linus: Their leader's.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: But I thought you were their leader.
Ben Linus: Not always.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Why am I here, man?
John Locke: You're here because you can see the cabin, and that makes you special.

"Lost: Walkabout (#1.4)" (2004)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [after Locke reveals his suitcase full of hunting knives] Who is this guy?

"Lost: Homecoming (#1.15)" (2005)
Sawyer: Well, looks like Steve drawed the short straw huh?
Hurley: Dude, his name was Scott.

"Lost: Ab Aeterno (#6.9)" (2010)
[Hurley has just helped Richard make peace with his long deceased wife]
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: She kinda said something else. Something you have to do.
Richard Alpert: What?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: She said you have to stop The Man in Black. You have to stop him from leaving the Island. And she said that if you don't... we'll all go to hell.

"Lost: Through the Looking Glass (#3.22)" (2007)
Tom Friendly: Okay. I give up.
[Sawyer shoots him in the chest]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: That's for taking the kid off the raft.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude, it was over. He surrendered.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I didn't believe him.

"Lost: Because You Left (#5.1)" (2009)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: You know maybe if you eat more comfort food you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.

"Lost: The Little Prince (#5.4)" (2009)
Jack Shephard: [on the phone] Hurley, where are you?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [on the phone] Dude, I'm totally cool. I'm in L.A. County Lock Up. Oh, and tell Sayid I did exactly what he said. I'm totally safe. Ben's never gonna get me now.

"Lost: Three Minutes (#2.22)" (2006)
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Libby was... She was... She... Libby was a psychologist... or psychiatrist. One of those. Either way, she probably helped a lot of people. She helped me. She was my friend. It's not fair that this happened to her, it's not.
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: [Hurley turns to Michael] I'm going with you. Goodbye Libby.

"Lost: The Incident: Part 1 (#5.16)" (2009)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [to Sayid] Don't worry, dude. Everything will be fine when Jack changes the future. Or the past. One of those.

"Lost: Confidence Man (#1.8)" (2004)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [Charlie is trying to get peanut butter from Hurley] Food from the plane's been gone over a week, dude.
Charlie Pace: What, no secret stash for emergencies? You and Jack 'ave got a bunch of stuff in that cave.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Sorry man... No peanut butter, no peanuts, no nothin'.
Charlie Pace: Yeah, but... there's gotta be somethin', I mean, look at you...
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [Stops and slowly turns to Charlie] Look at what?
Charlie Pace: No no, listen -...
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Fat guy hoardin' the food, is that what you think?
Charlie Pace: No! It's just, we've been here for two weeks, you know, and you, you've not really -...
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Slimmed down much?
Charlie Pace: All I need's a bag of peanuts -...
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I have no food alright?... And for the record, I'm down a notch in my belt.
Charlie Pace: Oh!
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I'm a big guy. It's gonna be a while before you're gonna want to give me a piggyback ride, okay?
Charlie Pace: Sorry... Sorry, it was bad form...
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Yeah... I'm used to it.
Charlie Pace: So... not even a bag of -...
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude!
Charlie Pace: Okay... Alright... I'm sorry...

"Lost: The Greater Good (#1.21)" (2005)
Charlie: [singing to baby Turnip Head] The Itsy Bitsy Spider climbed up the spout. Down came the rain and drowned the spider out!
Hurley: Dude, it's washed. Washed the spider out. Unless there's some kind of British version.
Charlie: Oh ok. Down came the rain and washed the spider... oh bollocks.

"Lost: House of the Rising Sun (#1.6)" (2004)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Guys, that Chinese dude's gonna get pretty crispy out here.

"Lost: Further Instructions (#3.3)" (2006)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [Finding Desmond naked after the implosion] So... like, the hatch... blew off your underwear?

"Lost: Born to Run (#1.22)" (2005)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Hey, you don't think Kate did it, do you?
John Locke: [looking confused] Why would Kate poison Michael?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Well, you know, the whole fugitive thing.
[pause while Jack makes a face]
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [to Jack] He doesn't know.
Jack Shephard: [shakes head]
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [shouts] We how am I supposed to keep it straight who knows what around here? I mean Steve didn't even know about the polar bear.

"Lost: Whatever Happened, Happened (#5.11)" (2009)
Miles Straume: Any of us can die because this is our present.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: But you said Ben couldn't die because he still has to grow up and become the leader of the Others.
Miles Straume: Because this is his past.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: When we first captured Ben and Sayid just tortured him, then why wouldn't he remember getting shot by that same guy when he was a kid.
Miles Straume: Huh... I hadn't thought of that.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Huh!

"Lost: Follow the Leader (#5.15)" (2009)
Dr. Pierre Chang: Your friend Faraday said that you were from the future. I need to know if he was telling the truth.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude, that's ridiculous.
Dr. Pierre Chang: What year were you born? What year?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Uh, 1931?
Dr. Pierre Chang: You're 46?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Yeah. Yes, I am.
Dr. Pierre Chang: So you fought in the Korean War?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: There's no such thing.
Dr. Pierre Chang: Who's the president of the United States?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: All right, dude. We're from the future. Sorry.

"Lost: Pilot: Part 1 (#1.1)" (2004)
Jack: [after the wing exploded and Claire, Jack and Hurley are thrown to the ground; to Claire] You okay?
Claire Littleton: Yeah, yeah... Yeah.
Jack: [to Hurley] You?
Jack: [Hurley nods in reply] Stay with her.
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Dude, I'm not going anywhere.

"Lost: Adrift (#2.2)" (2005)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: How is it called again, when doctors try to appease their patients?
Jack Shephard: You mean doctor-patient relationship?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Yeah, that. You suck at that.

"Lost: Deus Ex Machina (#1.19)" (2005)
Hurley: [to Sawyer, making fun of his glasses] Dude! Looks like someone steam-rolled Harry Potter!

"Lost: Raised by Another (#1.10)" (2004)
Boone: [when Hurley was taking the census] Why the interrogation?
Hurley: You're, like, the 20th person to ask me that. Why's everyone so uptight about answering a few questions?
Boone: Well, maybe we're just not cool with you setting up your own little Patriot Act.
Shannon: He's a liberal.

"Lost: The Lie (#5.2)" (2009)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Hey! Hey, you got me! That's right, you got me! That's right! I'm the killer. I'm the killer.
Detective: Drop down to your knees.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I'm a murderer. I killed four people. Just... just get me away from here.
Detective: You have the right to remain silent.

"Lost: Confirmed Dead (#4.2)" (2008)
Charlotte Staples Lewis: I can't believe you're alive. How many of you are there?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Why do you wanna know?
Charlotte Staples Lewis: Why wouldn't I want to know?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: 48 of us survived the crash. That's not counting the tail section... they're pretty much all dead now...
John Locke: [interrupting] Hugo!

"Lost: What Kate Did (#2.9)" (2005)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: So, Rose's husband's white. Didn't see that one coming.

"Lost: Flashes Before Your Eyes (#3.8)" (2007)
Hurley: Dude, I don't know about this.
Charlie: See, you're looking at this all wrong. We need to do this.
Hurley: He wants us to take his stash - yeah, that sounds exactly like Sawyer.
Charlie: Well, he stole all this in the first place. I mean people need food, they need medical supplies, they need... a shocking amount of pornography.

"Lost: The Variable (#5.14)" (2009)
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: You guys were in 1954? Like, Fonzie times?

"Lost: Live Together, Die Alone (#2.23)" (2006)
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Did that bird just say my name?
James "Sawyer" Ford: Yeah it did. Right after it crapped gold.