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James 'Sawyer' Ford (Character)
from "Lost" (2004)

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"Lost: The Long Con (#2.13)" (2006)
Sawyer: [after Jack asks him a question while he's typing in the numbers] One second. I'm like *this* close to the highest score on Donkey Kong.

[the counter is winding down]
Jack: What are you doing here?
Sawyer: One second. I'm like this close to the high score on Donkey Kong.
[Sawyer types in the numbers]
Sawyer: Now, what can I do you for?
Jack: Where's Locke?
Sawyer: I don't know. I think he said something about going to the store for a pack of smokes.
[Jack checks the vault and finds it empty]
Sawyer: Uh oh. Looks like we got ourselves a theft. Who's gonna call the cops?
Jack: Where are they?
Sawyer: Don't look at me. I was just pushing the button.

[Charlie is fixing a tent for himself after Claire kicks him out]
Sawyer: Well, well... Look who had to relocate to the suburbs.
[Charlie stares at him]
Sawyer: Ain't that just like a woman? She keeps the house, you get the cheap-ass apartment. Man, I thought these people hated me, but I gotta hand it to you... Stealing a baby, trying to drown it, now that's a new low. You even made Locke take a swing at you. Hell, that's like getting Ghandi to beat his kids.

[Sawyer and Kate are looking around after Sun is attacked]
Kate: It's a hood. Just like the one they put over my head.
Sawyer: No it's not. This one's black, different weave. It's all in the details, and they're wrong.
Kate: Well if it wasn't them, then who?

Sawyer: Looks like the good folks of Island Town are about to form a posse. Get themselves armed up. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Jack didn't find that horse of yours, start leading the charge in a big white hat.

Jack: You gave him the guns?
Locke: No. I hid them.
Sawyer: That's right, Jack. He's as stupid as you are. You were so busy worrying about each other, you never even saw me coming, did you?

Kate: Why do you have to do this?
Sawyer: You run. I con. A tiger don't change their stripes.

Charlie: Sawyer, this idea, all of this, what we did, what made... How does someone think of something like that?
[Sawyer has a flashback]
Sawyer: I'm not a good person, Charlie. Never did a good thing in my life.

Sawyer: A tiger can't change his stripes.

Sawyer: That's right Jack, he's as stupid as you are. Now how about you listen up, because I am only going to say this once. You took my stuff. While I was off trying to get us help. To get us rescued. You found my stash, and you took it. My shaving cream, my batteries, and even my beer. And then something else happened.
[Points at Locke and Jack]
Sawyer: You decided that these two boys here were going to tell you what to do, and when to do it. Well I'm done taking orders. And I don't want my stuff back. Hell shaving cream don't matter, batteries don't matter. The only thing that matters now is guns. And if you want one you're going to have to come to me to get it!
[Looks at Sayid and sees that he is mad]
Sawyer: Oh you want to torture me now don't you? Show everybody how civilized you are. Go ahead; but I'll die before I give them back. Then you'll really be screwed won't ya? There's a new sheriff in town boys! Ya'll best get used to it.

Sawyer: You versus Sun - hot oil death match - my money's on you, Sheena.
Kate: Thanks for your vote of confidence.

Sawyer: Remember when you said I was all you ever wanted? Well, now you know better.


"Lost: LaFleur (#5.8)" (2009)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [about Richard] Let me talk to him.
Horace Goodspeed: Excuse me?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Your buddy out there with the eyeliner... Let me talk to him.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Did you bury the bomb?
Richard Alpert: Excuse me?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: The hydrogen bomb with "Jughead" written on the side. Did you bury it?

Juliet Burke: Who do you think they are?
Miles Straume: Who cares who they are? We don't even know when they are. Hey, Dan, we don't get involved, right? That's what you said.
Daniel Faraday: It doesn't matter what we do. Whatever happened, happened.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Well, thanks anyway, Plato. I'm going over there.
[to Juliet]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You still got my back?
Juliet Burke: Absolutely.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Alright, drop the gun. Drop it!

Juliet Burke: What happened in there?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: They believed my story. But we're getting punted. The bastard's putting us on their sub tomorrow, and shipping us off to Tahiti.

Horace Goodspeed: We made a truce with these people. You don't understand.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I understand. And I'm the one who killed his men. And I'm the one who's going to go out there and tell why I did it.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Twenty years ago some bald fella crept into your camp, and then he disappeared right in front of you. Does that ring a bell? Do you still think I'm a member of the damn Dharma initiative?
Richard Alpert: No, but my people need some kind of justice.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Juliet] Horace said we can leave on the next sub. With any luck Locke will be back by then.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Just give me two weeks. That's all I'm asking.
Juliet Burke: Alright, two weeks.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Juliet] Something smells good.

Horace Goodspeed: I found this at the back of the drawer. It was Paul's.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You got into a fight over a necklace.
Horace Goodspeed: I know.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Now how about you tell me you're too busy drinkin' and blowin up trees to see him be born?
Horace Goodspeed: I was, uh... I was looking for a pair of socks, and all of mine were dirty so I went to grab a pair of Amy's... And I found this in the back of her drawer.
Horace Goodspeed: It was Paul's!
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You got in a fight over a necklace?
Horace Goodspeed: I know... But It's only been three years since Jim... Just three years that he's been gone.
Horace Goodspeed: Is that really long enough to get over someone?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: uhh... I had a thing for a girl once, and I had a shot at her, but I didn't take it.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: For a little while I'd lay in bed every night wondering if it was a mistake?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: wondering if... I'd never stop thinking about her... And now I can barely remember what she looks like, I mean her face... It's... She's just gone... and shes ain't never coming back so...
James 'Sawyer' Ford: So if three years is long enough to get over someone?... Absolutely.


"Lost: The Little Prince (#5.4)" (2009)
Charlotte Lewis: Where did these come from?
Daniel Faraday: That's a good question. They're pretty old.
Miles Straume: They're not that old.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Let me see that.
[reads a bottle label]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: "Ajira".
Juliet Burke: Ajira. It's an airline. It's based out of India, but they fly everywhere.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Great. Maybe they've got a flight out of here to Vegas.

John Locke: We have to go back to The Orchid.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Excuse me?
John Locke: The Orchid. That's where all this started, maybe it's where it'll all stop.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: The Greenhouse is a long way away.
John Locke: You said he had a Zodiac raft back at the beach. We could take that, cut around the horn of the island and get to the Orchid in half the time.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: And let me guess, you know exactly what to do when we get there.
John Locke: Not exactly at all. But I know that Ben used it to leave the island. And if I can do the same thing, I believe I can save us.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: And how are you going to do that?
John Locke: This is all happening because they left. I think it'll stop if I can bring them back.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Bring who back?
John Locke: Jack, Sun, Sayid, Hugo, Kate.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: The boat blew up and that chopper was probably on it.
John Locke: They're not dead, James.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Says who?
John Locke: That doesn't matter. All that matters is they've got to come back. I have to make them come back, even if it kills me.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: James, what happened? Did you see something out here James?
John Locke: It don't matter. It's gone now.

Juliet Burke: Camp's back.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Finally. Anybody for a Dharma beer? Hello? Anybody here?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Who came in these? Are they others?
Juliet Burke: Don't look at me.
Daniel Faraday: My question is when are they coming back?
John Locke: Let's not wait to find out.

Daniel Faraday: Are these your people?
Juliet Burke: No. Are they yours?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Shut up and keep paddling!

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [about seeing Kate] I was close enough to touch her. I wanted to. I stood right up to talk to her.
Juliet Burke: Why didn't you?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: What's done is done. Juliet.
Juliet Burke: What's wrong?

Juliet Burke: You alright?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I saw Kate.
Juliet Burke: What?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Last night in the jungle.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [during time Jump] Thank you, Lord!
[after time flash it's raining heavily]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I take that back!


"Lost: Outlaws (#1.16)" (2005)
Kate: [walking up behind Sawyer who is tracking a boar] It's a foot print. Based on the weight and the distance between strides, I'd say you've been following Boone for about an hour.
Sawyer: Look...
Kate: It could be Charlie, I suppose.
Sawyer: I'm tickled you're taking such an interest in my affairs. I really am. So don't take it personal when I tell you...
Kate: I want carte blanche.
Sawyer: What?
Kate: It's simple. You can't track that boar without my help. Over the last few hours you have managed to follow the tracks of humans, birds, a rock slide, yourself, basically everything except boar. You have no idea what you're doing.

Kate: A boar wouldn't just attack you for no reason.
Sawyer: Thank you, boar expert. This one did!

Sawyer: Ah! He pissed on my shirt! The boar took my shirt outta my backpack and pissed on it!

Sawyer: [talking with Jack's father in a bar in Australia] What'd you handle back in the States?
Dr. Christian Shephard: I was a Chief of Surgery.
Sawyer: Was?
Dr. Christian Shephard: Yeah, was.
Sawyer: But we're in hell, huh?
Dr. Christian Shephard: Don't let the air conditioning fool you, son. You are here, too. You are suffering. But, don't beat yourself up about it. It's fate. Some people are just supposed to suffer. That's why the Red Sox will never win the damn series. I have a son who's about your age. He's not like me. He does what's in his heart. He's a good man maybe a great one. Right now, he thinks that I hate him. He thinks I feel betrayed by him. But what I really feel is gratitude and pride because of what he did to me. What he did for me. It took more courage than I have. There's a pay phone over here. I could pick it up and I could call my son. I could tell him about all this. I could tell him that I love him. One simple phone call and I could fix everything.
Sawyer: Why don't you?
Dr. Christian Shephard: Because I am weak.

Jack: That's why the Sox will never win the series.
Sawyer: [recognizing when Jack's father said that to him] What's that? What'd you just say?
Jack: I said that's why the Red Sox will never win the series.
Sawyer: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Jack: Its just something my father used to say going through life knowing that people hated him. Instead of taking responsibility for it, he just put it on fate. Said he was made that way.
Sawyer: [shaken up] Your daddy, he a doctor, too?
Jack: Was. He's dead. Why do you want to know about my father?
Sawyer: [long pause] No reason.

Kate: [about the boar that Sawyer thinks has a vendetta against him] Maybe it's got your scent, doesn't like your cologne.
Sawyer: I don't wear cologne.
Kate: Yes, you do.
Sawyer: Yeah, well...

Sawyer: Stick 'em up.
Jack: You trying to be funny?
Sawyer: Yeah.

Sawyer: [playing "I Never" with Kate] I never been to Disneyland.
[Kate doesn't drink]
Sawyer: Oh, that's just sad.
Kate: [Kate shrugs before thinking of a question] I never wore pink.
[Sawyer sighs and drinks]
Kate: I knew it!
Sawyer: [shrugging] The '80s.
[Sawyer thinks of a question]
Sawyer: I never voted Democrat.
Kate: I never voted.
Sawyer: [Sawyer drinks] I've never been in love.
Kate: You've never been in love?
Sawyer: I ain't drinking, am I?
Kate: [Kate drinks] I've never had a one-night stand.
[Sawyer drinks]
Kate: Bottoms up, sailor!
Sawyer: I gotta drink for each one?
Kate: Your turn.
Sawyer: I never been married.
Kate: [Kate has a small sip] It didn't last long.

Sawyer: I never killed a man.
[Kate is shaken up. Sawyer glares at her as she drinks. Sawyer then drinks as well]
Sawyer: Well...it looks like we got something in common after all.


"Lost: Confidence Man (#1.8)" (2004)
Sawyer: Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I've just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious. Just not seein' the big picture here, Freckles. You really gonna let that girl suffocate 'cause you can't bring yourself to give me one little kiss. Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for you, I ain't greedy.

Sawyer: [Jack confronts Sawyer after he beat up Boone] Look! I don't know what kinda Commie share-fest you're running over in Cavetown, but down here possession's nine-tenths, and a man's got a right to protect his property.

Jack: Get up!
Sawyer: Why? You wanna see who's taller?

[first lines]
Sawyer: [on "Watership Down"] Hell of a book... It's about bunnies.

Kate: [reading Sawyer's letter] Dear Mr. Sawyer, you don't know who I am, but I know who you are, and I know what you done. You had sex with my mother and then you stole my dad's money all away. So he got angry, and he killed my mother. And then he killed himself too.
Sawyer: Don't stop now! You're getting to the good part.
Kate: [continuing to read the letter] All I know is your name. But one of these days, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna give you this letter, so you remember what you done to me. You killed my parents, Mr. Sawyer.

Kate: You try too hard, Sawyer. I ask you to help a woman who can't breathe, and you want me to kiss you? Nobody's that disgusting... I've seen you, ya know.
Sawyer: Seen me what?
Kate: With that piece of paper. The one you keep in your pocket. Seen the expression on your face when you read it. How carefully you fold it up. Means something to you. So you can play games all you want. But I know there's a human being in there somewhere. Give me the medication.

Sawyer: You know what I think, Ali? I think you've never actually tortured anybody in your life.
Sayid: Unfortunately for us both, you're wrong.


"Lost: Tricia Tanaka Is Dead (#3.10)" (2007)
Hurley: Dude that beer has been sitting there since before Rocky III, maybe even II. It's probably poison by now.
Sawyer: Skeletor seems to like it. Bottoms up!
[clinks can on corpses head]
Hurley: That's not cool dude. That guy had a mom, a family, friends, oh and a name. It's not Skeletor, it's Roger Workman.
Sawyer: It's Work Man ya blockhead! That's his job! He was a Dharma janitor.
Hurley: Yeah well, you should still respect the dead.

Sawyer: [teaching Jin to say object names in english and then pointing at Hurley] "International house of pancakes!"

Jin Kwon: Good... to see... you.
Sawyer: Well look at that! Somebody's hooked on phonics.

Kate: We can start again, give each other a clean slate.
Sawyer: [laughs] Slate. Like on 'Little House'?
Kate: What?
Sawyer: 'Little House on the Prairie'. Laura Ingalls used to write on a little chalkboard at school.
Kate: [amused] You call it 'Little House'?

Sawyer: Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell's my stuff?
Charlie: What stuff?
Sawyer: You know good damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, a bottle of scotch.
Desmond: Apologies for the scotch, mate.
Sawyer: You drank it?
Desmond: Well, to be fair, there were three of us.
Charlie: Yeah.
Sawyer: [to Desmond] You, the munchkin, and who else?

Sawyer: What's your problem, Jumbotron?
Hurley: Shut up, red... neck... man!
Sawyer: Touché.

Sawyer: Son of a-! What's a head doing back here?
Hurley: Oh, that's just Roger.


"Lost: Whatever the Case May Be (#1.12)" (2005)
[Kate hits Sawyer with a rock]
Sawyer: Son of a bitch! What the hell are you doing?
Kate: What the hell are you doing?
Sawyer: That's my knee! You practically busted my damn knee!
Kate: You stalking me now?
Sawyer: Stalking you? I was protecting you!
Kate: From what, Southern perverts?
Sawyer: Yeah, whatever. I can't believe you!
Kate: It's not that bad.
Sawyer: It's my knee, I'll tell you how bad it is.

Sawyer: [Kate has headbutted him] Ow, woman. If you wanted to play rough all you had to do was say so.

[Sawyer has climbed a tree in attempt to break the briefcase]
Sawyer: Impact velocity. Physics my ass.
[He drops the case but it doesn't break open]
Sawyer: Son of a... Unbelievable!

Sawyer: Got a proposition for ya. You tell me what's inside and I'll give it to ya.
Kate: You serious?
Sawyer: Hell, no way to open the damn thing! At this point all I care about is satisfying my own curiosity.

Michael: You're wasting your time, man. If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A.
Sawyer: You better find yourself a runway, daddy, 'cause there ain't a lock I can't pick.

Sawyer: You shouldn't be out here alone. Not after what happened...
Kate: No, I'm fine. I can take care of myself.
Sawyer: Oh, of course. I don't need protecting. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock.


"Lost: The Hunting Party (#2.11)" (2006)
Jack: Hey. What are you doing?
Sawyer: What does it look like? I'm coming with you.
Jack: You're still on antibiotics.
Sawyer: It's a good thing I'm traveling with my doctor then.

Sawyer: D'you just throw a banana at me?
Kate Austen: Couldn't find any rocks.

Locke: Does any of this look familiar from when you were coming back?
Sawyer: Well yeah, here's my favorite leaf! How could I forget this place?

Sawyer: You sure Mike went this way?
Locke: Why do you ask?
Sawyer: Oh I don't know Mr. Clean, I probably would've gone around Mount Vesuvius.
Locke: Why'd you pick that name?
Sawyer: Ain't it obvious? All you need's an earring and a mop.

Sawyer: You and me ain't done, Zeek.

Sawyer: [asks Jack why he snapped at Kate] I'm just saying.
Jack: Yeah, I know, you love her.
Sawyer: What'd you say?


"Lost: Everybody Hates Hugo (#2.4)" (2005)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Ana Lucia] You want me, Hot Lips? Gonna have to come down here and get -
[she slams the cage top]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Bitch.

Sawyer: Howdy, boys. Thanks for the rescue.
Michael: Everything's cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane, too.
Sawyer: Swell, I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.

Ana-Lucia Cortez: When I tell you to do something you do it. I say "move", you move. I say "stop", you stop. I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

Ana-Lucia Cortez: When I tell you to do something, you do it. I say move, you move. I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You first.

Ana Lucia Cortez: When I tell you to do something you do it. I say move, you move. I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You first.


"Lost: Homecoming (#1.15)" (2005)
Sawyer: [to Ethan when he tries to stand back up] Uhn uhn uhn, not even for a second, jungle boy.

Sawyer: [after Jack beats up Ethan in the jungle] Winner by a knock-out, nice one, Doc. Now maybe somebody can tell me who or what this son-of-a-bitch is! Nuh, uh, uh, Jungle Boy, not even for one second.

Jack: Sawyer, you know how to use a gun?
Sawyer: I know at least one polar bear who seems to think so.

Sawyer: Well, looks like Steve drawed the short straw huh?
Hurley: Dude, his name was Scott.


"Lost: Lockdown (#2.17)" (2006)
Sawyer: So, where'd you learn to play cards, Doc?
Jack: Phuket.
Sawyer: What the hell were you doing in Thailand? What? You don't think I know where Phuket is? Just because I dropped out in ninth grade, don't make me an idiot.

Sawyer: Okay, I'll call you with the aspirin and raise you with a bottle of Amoxicilin.
Jack: Do you even know what Amoxicilin is?
Sawyer: You may have been to Phuket, Doc, but I've been to Tallahassee... Let's just say something was burning and it wasn't from the sunshine.

Jack: Saywer, you're busted, I got it all, and it wouldn't be fair for you to go and pick more mangos.
Sawyer: Oh, I've got a hell a lot more than mangoes. You want to play for real stakes, name 'em?
Jack: It's a pile of fruit, man.
Sawyer: And I want it back.
Kate: Should I go and get a ruler?

[Talking about the poker stakes they had played earlier]
James "Sawyer" Ford: Hey, when I asked you what you wanted for stakes, why didn't you ask for the guns?
Dr. Jack Shephard: When I need the guns, I'll get the guns.


"Lost: Because You Left (#5.1)" (2009)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: So when are we now?
Daniel Faraday: We're either in the past or we're in the future.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: What the hell was that?
Juliet Burke: I don't know.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Where's the freighter?

Daniel Faraday: Whatever Ben Linus did down at the Orchid Station, I think it may have dislodged us.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Dislodged us from what?
Daniel Faraday: Time.

Daniel Faraday: There's that.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: It was.
Daniel Faraday: We don't know when the next flash is coming.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: So how can we stop it?
Daniel Faraday: We can't stop it.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Well then who can?


"Lost: The Glass Ballerina (#3.2)" (2006)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You tasted like strawberries.
Kate Austen: You tasted like fish biscuits.

Kate: You expect me to work in this dress?
Danny Pickett: Well, it's up to you. You can take it off if you want.
[Sawyer grins at Kate. She scowls back at him]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [turning to Danny] How dare you?

Kate: You okay?
Sawyer: Never better.
Kate: What the hell were you thinking?
Sawyer: [chuckles] I couldn't help myself. You just look so damn cute swingin' that pickaxe... Chain gang looks good on you, Freckles.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: You taste like strawberries.
Kate Austen: You taste like fish biscuit.


"Lost: Recon (#6.8)" (2010)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Zoe] You're good, sweetheart, but you're not that good.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: What are you, like a... Indiana Jones or somethin'?
Charlotte Lewis: Yes. I'm exactly like Indiana Jones.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You got a whip?
Charlotte Lewis: Maybe...

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Is your name even Zoe?
Zoe: Is yours Sawyer?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: I know there's a man over there on that island that ain't gonna let us get on that plane without a fight. Came over on a sub. Name's Widmore.
John Locke: Charles Widmore?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Well, I guess y'all know each other.


"Lost: I Do (#3.6)" (2006)
[Kate kisses him]
Sawyer: I love you too, Freckles.

Sawyer: [after he and Kate have made love] Hey, Freckles... earlier, when Pickett was beating on me. And you said... 'I love you'. That was... that was just to stop him, right?
[She kisses him and smile. He smiles again triumphantly when she snuggles back against him]
Sawyer: I love you too.

Kate Austen: [When Pickett's about to kill Sawyer] Please, don't! I'll do anything you want!
Pickett: I want you to watch!
Sawyer: Close your eyes, Freckles.
Kate Austen: Stand up.
Sawyer: Close your eyes!

Sawyer: We ain't on our Island. We're on another one, like Alcatraz. A couple of miles off shore. So unless you're a mermaid, or you have a boat, there's no point. Because we've go nowhere to run.
Kate Austen: When were you planning on telling me this?
Sawyer: I wasn't.
Kate Austen: Why not?
Sawyer: Because I wanted you to believe that we still had a damned chance.


"Lost: Three Minutes (#2.22)" (2006)
Sayid Jarrah: Is it true? Henry's escaped?
Dr. Jack Shephard: Yeah.
Sayid Jarrah: Who's going after him?
Dr. Jack Shephard: Locke and Eko went out in the middle of the night.
James "Sawyer" Ford: But we ain't seen either of them since.
Sayid Jarrah: Those are the guns, aren't they? What are you doing with them?
James "Sawyer" Ford: What do you think we're doing? It's time to finish this.
Sayid Jarrah: When do we leave?
James "Sawyer" Ford: In the morning.
Dr. Jack Shephard: You're not coming, Sayid.
Sayid Jarrah: Excuse me?
Dr. Jack Shephard: Michael wants to keep it small. Me, Kate, Hurley, and him.
James "Sawyer" Ford: Yeah, well "Him" says even though Pippi Longstockings and the damn Grape Ape are ideal candidates for the Dirty Dozen, I'm just gonna say we might wanna bring along the Red Beret!

James "Sawyer" Ford: Got some good news for you. Captain Arab's in too. The cavalry rides at sunrise.
Michael Dawson: You told Sayid?
James "Sawyer" Ford: Yeah I told Sayid.
Michael Dawson: You shouldn't have done that!
James "Sawyer" Ford: Oh well I'm sorry! I just figured if we're going to war, we'd want the one guy who's actually been in a war!

James "Sawyer" Ford: Who's gonna talk?
Dr. Jack Shephard: What?
James "Sawyer" Ford: At the funeral. Who's gonna talk?
Dr. Jack Shephard: I'm sure Hurley'll wanna say something about Libby.
James "Sawyer" Ford: I never even knew her last name. Ana-Lucia.
Dr. Jack Shephard: It's Cortez.
James "Sawyer" Ford: Cortez. Well there you go.
[silent pause]
James "Sawyer" Ford: I screwed her.
Dr. Jack Shephard: What?
James "Sawyer" Ford: That's how she got my gun. Ana, she jumped me. We "got caught in a net."
Dr. Jack Shephard: Why're you telling me this, Sawyer?
James "Sawyer" Ford: Cause you're about the closest thing I've got to a friend, Doc. And cause she's gone. Well at least now we get to kill somebody.

James "Sawyer" Ford: So what happened out there in the jungle?
Dr. Jack Shephard: Exactly what he said happened, he found their camp...
James "Sawyer" Ford: I ain't talking about Mike. You and Freckles. Before you found him, y'all were gone all night.
Dr. Jack Shephard: We were caught in a net.
James "Sawyer" Ford: What's the hell that supposed to mean?
Dr. Jack Shephard: It means we got caught in a net.
James "Sawyer" Ford: Is that what they're calling it these days?


"Lost: All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues (#1.11)" (2004)
Sawyer: [talking about Ethan] Ever think he might have lied about his name?
Walter 'Walt' Lloyd: It's stupid to lie about your name.

Sawyer: Who got taken by what?

Sawyer: [to Sayid] Well, well, well. I don't know if you Islams got a concept of karma, but I get the sense this island just served you up a heaping platter of cosmic payback.

Sawyer: Alrighty Tattoo. Where do YOU think Ethan came from?
Walter 'Walt' Lloyd: Maybe he was already on the island before we were.
Sawyer: [laughs] You got yourself one hell of an imagination, kid.
Walter 'Walt' Lloyd: There could be lots of other people on the island.
Sawyer: So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VHI Has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever.
[They stare at each other]
Sawyer: And why am I getting the evening news from a 6 year old?
Walter 'Walt' Lloyd: I'm 10!
Sawyer: Ok. Then it must be true.


"Lost: A Tale of Two Cities (#3.1)" (2006)
Bearded Man: Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit. Now how'd you do that?
Sawyer: I figured out your complicated little gizmo.
Bearded Man: It only took the bears two hours.
Sawyer: How many of 'em where there?

Karl: What are the people like? From your plane?
Sawyer: Oh, they're just awesome!

Sawyer: [to Karl] Hey! Where are we?

Sawyer: You okay, Freckles?
Kate Austen: Yeah.


"Lost: Tabula Rasa (#1.3)" (2004)
Sawyer: You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.
Jack: Yeah? And where are you?
Sawyer: Me? I'm in the wild.

Sayid: [Boone slips the gun and clip from Sawyer and Sayid while they sleep, to stand watch] Give it back to me.
Sawyer: Oh, yeah. Give it to "Al Jazeera". He'll protect us.

Sawyer: How about we talk about that other thing. You know the transmission Abdul picked up on his little radio?

[after a gunshot is heard in the marshal's tent, Sawyer comes out and tells Jack that the marshal, dying in agony, asks Sawyer to kill him. Seconds later, the marshall is heard choking]
Jack: You shot him in the chest?
Sawyer: I was aiming for his heart.
Jack: You missed.


"Lost: Two for the Road (#2.20)" (2006)
Sawyer: What'd you bring her along for, a sympathy vote? She ain't in my head, Doc, so why don't you two go play in the jungle?

Ana-Lucia Cortez: You tell anyone about this, and I'll kill you.
Sawyer: Guess that takes cuddlin' off the table.

Sawyer: Well, well, well. What do we got here? Was Little Red Riding Hood gonna follow the Big Bad Wolf back to his stash o' guns?
Ana-Lucia Cortez: Why don't you gimme that one right there?
Sawyer: I ain't gonna "gimme" you nothin'.

Sawyer: [to Christian Shephard] Hey, I'm walkin' here!


"Lost: The Economist (#4.3)" (2008)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Red here was wearing a vest. Which means her posse's gonna come expecting themselves a gun fight.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: If all they want is her, why don't we just let her go? I mean, I thought we were just gonna go hide. Why do we need to take prisoners?
John Locke: We're keeping her because she's gonna be valuable.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: How's she gonna be valuable?
Charlotte Staples Lewis: He means as a hostage, love.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Nuh uh, no, that's not what I signed up for.
John Locke: What did you sign up for, Hugo?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Look, I'm just saying that if we let her go, they'll look at is as a sign of good faith.
John Locke: They'll look at it as an act of foolishness, which is what it would be.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I'm just trying to come up with some kinda compromise.
John Locke: We're beyond compromise. And right now, Hugo, I'm making the decisions. Is that gonna be a problem for you?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: What's in this cabin that's so important anyway?
Ben Linus: John's looking for somebody to tell him what to do next.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: You ready to give us the name, Gizmo?
John Locke: He's not going to tell you who the spy is on their boat, James.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Yeah, why not?
John Locke: Because that's the only thing keeping him alive.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Well here's an idea: why don't we take a gun, point it to his big toe and send that little piggy to the market... And if he still doesn't want to tell us, move on to the roast beef. Why don't we do that?
John Locke: Because then we'd have to carry him.

Kate Austen: So what, I'm your prisoner?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: If that sort of thing turns you on.


"Lost: The Lie (#5.2)" (2009)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Still in one piece?
Juliet Burke: As far as I can tell.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Figured it would have disappeared like the rest of our stuff.
Juliet Burke: I guess whatever we had with us when we moved is along for the ride.

Rose Henderson: [to Bernard] You got it, you got it, you got it!
[fire promptly goes out]
Neil Frogurt: We can't even get fire.
[is then struck by a flaming arrow]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Run!

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Juliet] We gotta go now!

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Who are those people? Are they yours? Did they shoot the arrows?
Juliet Burke: You want to crawl out and ask them?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You don't have to be a wise ass, I'm just trying...


"Lost: Abandoned (#2.6)" (2005)
Ana-Lucia Cortez: [approaching hidden bunker in the middle of nowhere] We're here!
Sawyer: What's you gonna do? Beam us up?

Libby: How'd you get shot, anyway?
Sawyer: With a gun.

[Sawyer's just fainted and Michael runs to check on him]
Michael: Hey, Sawyer! You okay?
Sawyer: [faintly] I would've left you behind.
Michael: Shut up man, don't try that.
Sawyer: [even fainter] I did leave you behind.
Michael: Yeah well, good thing I ain't you.


"Lost: Through the Looking Glass (#3.22)" (2007)
Tom Friendly: Okay. I give up.
[Sawyer shoots him in the chest]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: That's for taking the kid off the raft.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude, it was over. He surrendered.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I didn't believe him.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: So, when you pulled us out of those polar bear cages and put us on the chain gang, what the hell did you have us breaking all those rocks for anyway?
Juliet Burke: We were building a runway.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: A runway? For what?
Juliet Burke: The aliens.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: So, you screwing Jack yet?
Juliet Burke: No, are you?


"Lost: Pilot: Part 2 (#1.2)" (2004)
Sawyer: I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster. So I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what? I just shot a bear!

Kate: Where did that come from?
Sawyer: Probably bear village - how the hell do I know?
Kate: Not the bear, the gun.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Kate] I'm a complex guy, sweetheart.


"Lost: Namaste (#5.9)" (2009)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Sayid] Move.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: [to Jack] I guess they found Sayid.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Sayid] Right, you can hang out here until we figure out what the hell to do with you.
Phil: What are we gonna do with him?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Where is he?
Stuart Radzinsky: Locked in the storage room.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Give me the key.
Stuart Radzinsky: You need to know he saw the model of The Swan. And he could have seen the survey of where we're building it.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: And your point is?
Stuart Radzinsky: He's a spy. This whole thing is an act. We either play into it or we don't.


"Lost: Jughead (#5.3)" (2009)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Juliet] What about you? Wanna stay here in Crazy Town or help me rescue the geek?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: What language is that?
Juliet Burke: They're speaking Latin. That one asked why we aren't in uniform and this one told him to shut up.
John Locke: And how is it that they know how to speak Latin, Juliet?
Juliet Burke: The same reason I do. Because they're Others.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Juliette] What about you? Wanna stay here in Crazy Town or help me rescue the geek?


"Lost: The Beginning of the End (#4.1)" (2008)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You wanna talk about it?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Talk about what?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Charlie. I mean, you two were buddies, I just thought...
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: We'll probably get to Jack faster if we don't talk.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Look, we gotta call the Doc.
Sayid Jarrah: Did you listen to Desmond? Charlie wrote on his hand...
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Look, I'm sorry he's dead. But I don't even know what the hell "not Penny's boat" means.
Sayid Jarrah: Calling Jack accomplishes nothing.
Juliet Burke: It would accomplish warning him.

Kate Austen: What are you doing?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Same thing I've always done, Kate... Surviving.


"Lost: What Kate Did (#2.9)" (2005)
Kate: [sees a large horse and thinks she's hallucinating] Do you see that?
Sawyer: If you mean the big ass horse in the middle of the jungle, then, yes, I see it.

Kate: Can you hear me? Sawyer? Wayne? I'm probably crazy and this doesn't matter, but maybe you're in there somehow. But you asked me a question. You asked me why... why I did it. It wasn't because you drove my father away, or the way you looked at me, or because you beat her. It's because I hated that you were a part of me... that I would never be good. That I would never have anything good. And every time that I look at Sawyer... every time I feel something for him... I see you, Wayne. And it makes me sick.
James "Sawyer" Ford: That's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Kate: Sawyer?
James "Sawyer" Ford: Who the hell's Wayne? I'm in a bunk-bed?
Kate: Yeah, you're in a bunk-bed.
James "Sawyer" Ford: Are we saved?
Kate: No, Sawyer. Not yet.

Jack: Sorry, man, I know this hurts. Michael told me you pulled the bullet out with your bare hands. You'll have to show me how to do that sometime.
Sawyer: [whispering] Where is she?
Jack: What? I didn't...
Sawyer: [whispering] Where is she?
Jack: You mean Kate. She's been watching over you for the past 24 hours straight. The only way I could get rid of her was to send her out to get some food for you.
Sawyer: [whispering] I love her. I love her.


"Lost: The Incident: Part 1 (#5.16)" (2009)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Why you doing this, Juliet?
Juliet Burke: [voice breaking] I... If I never meet you, then I never have to lose you.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [while fighting with Jack] I had a life!


"Lost: Whatever Happened, Happened (#5.11)" (2009)
Jack Shephard: No, I'm not coming with you.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: If you don't come with me, Jack, that kid's gonna die.
Jack Shephard: Then he dies.

Kate Austen: What happened?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: What the hell are you doing here?
Kate Austen: That was Ben. That kid who was shot was Ben. Was it Sayid? Did he shoot him?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Here's what you need to do, Kate. Keep your mouth shut and stop asking questions. 'cause putting any attention on yourself is the last thing I need right now. Now scram, I don't want you around here.
Kate Austen: I just want to know what's going on.
Horace Goodspeed: LaFleur... What... What uh... What's she doing here?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: This is uh...
Kate Austen: I'm Kate.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Kate. She's new over at the motor pool. I was seeing if she saw anything suspicious, but she didn't. So you can run along, thanks.
Horace Goodspeed: Have you checked out the hostile's cell yet?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: No, I've been trying to keep the town from burnin' down, Horace.
Horace Goodspeed: Okay, well then, let's do it.


"Lost: The Shape of Things to Come (#4.9)" (2008)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You alright, sweehart?
Claire Littleton: Yeah, a little wobbly but I'll live.
Miles Straume: I wouldn't be too sure about that.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: They just started shooting. Why?
Ben Linus: Those people were murdered to make you angry, James. So you'd be more likely to come storming in here en throw me through the walls.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Well, what's wrong with that? Sounds like a great plan to me.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to John Locke] What do you say? On three?


"Lost: Adrift (#2.2)" (2005)
Sawyer: [after pulling the bullet out of his arm] You got a band-aid?

Sawyer: What are you going to do, splash me?


"Lost: Deus Ex Machina (#1.19)" (2005)
Jack: [Sawyer has been complaining about headaches; Jack is having a little fun with him while conducting an eye exam] Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
Sawyer: What the hell's that got to do with anything?
Jack: Is that a yes?
Sawyer: [begrudgingly] Yes.
Jack: Have you ever contracted a sexually transmitted disease?
Jack: [Sawyer glares at him] I'll take that as another "yes". When was the last outbreak?
Sawyer: Go to hell, Doc.
Kate: [Sawyer leaves] I know he deserved it, but...
Jack: He needs glasses.

Sawyer: My uncle. He, uh, died of a brain tumor.
Jack: Yeah?
Jack: That run in the family? Tumors?
Jack: What type of tumor was it?
Sawyer: The type that kills ya.


"Lost: Exposé (#3.14)" (2007)
[Nikki has just collapsed in front of Hurley and Sawyer]
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude... Nikki's dead.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Who the hell is Nikki?

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude, what are you doing?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Two people are dead. You ever think they mighta been poisoned?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: That's evidence, you're messin up the crime scene!
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Crime scene? Is there a forensics hatch I don't know about?


"Lost: Exodus: Part 2 (Part I) (#1.24)" (2005)
[on the raft; Walt is asleep]
Sawyer: Know what I like about you, Mike? You got the patience of a saint.
Michael: Yeah? Why you say that?
Sawyer: I've seen the way he talks to you. The way he runs around, does whatever the hell he wants. I'd have shown him the back of my hand a long time ago.
Michael: You would, huh?
Sawyer: Hell of a lot cheaper than a shrink.
Michael: Is that what your father did to you? Show you the back of his hand?
Sawyer: My daddy never got a chance to beat me. He shot himself when I was eight.
Michael: [after a pause] That why you want to die, man?
Sawyer: What?
Michael: Since the day you told me you wanted on this raft, I couldn't figure it out. Why does a guy who only cares about himself want to risk his life to save everyone else? Yeah... way I see it, there's only two choices. You're either a hero, or you want to die.
Sawyer: [gruffly] Well... I ain't no hero, Mike.

[to Michael]
Sawyer: Are you gonna give me the damn gun or am I gonna have to take it?


"Lost: LA X - Part 1 (#6.1)" (2010)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Jack] So what do you say, doc? Got another great idea to save Sayid? Maybe there's a nuke laying around.

[Cindy rushes to back of plane with medical supplies]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: What's goin' on back there, Earheart?
Cindy Chandler: Everything's fine sir, please just stay in your seats.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Yeah, looks peachy.


"Lost: The Substitute (#6.4)" (2010)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Who are you? 'Cause you sure as hell ain't John Locke.
John Locke: What makes you say that?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: 'Cause Locke was scared. Even when he was pretendin' he wasn't. But you? You ain't scared.

[Locke and Sawyer are on a very tall cliffside]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: No offense, but you already died. So this is great that this isn't a big deal for you. But if you think I'm climbing down there first, your off your damn mind.


"Lost: Dave (#2.18)" (2006)
Libby: Okay, hey, hey, how about no one's in charge, okay? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.
Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do 'trust falls.'

[Sawyer has a pack of DHARMA Initiative Chocolate Cream Cookies. He pulls the top off, but it breaks]
Hurley: You've got to twist it to get the frosting. Pulling it will only break the cookie.
Sawyer: Well, that's what I get for not going to the expert in the first place. What can I do you for, Deepdish?
Hurley: I'm kind of looking for something.
Sawyer: Forget it. I'm done trading. I got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?
Hurley: Well, actually, I was sort of hoping you'd do me a favor. Remember when I helped you out with that tree frog - that you killed?
Sawyer: Yeah, I remember.
Hurley: I sort of - need some medicine.
Sawyer: What do you need?
Hurley: It's called Clonazepam.
Sawyer: Clonaza - what? What the hell's that?
Hurley: So you can calm down. Or, for when you're seeing things that aren't supposed to be there.
Sawyer: What stuff you seeing?
Hurley: I don't know, maybe like a bald guy in a bathrobe.
Sawyer: You mean like that guy there?
[Hurley turns, but Dave isn't there. Sawyer laughs]
Sawyer: Gotcha.
[Hurley looks angry and suddenly tackles Sawyer]


"Lost: S.O.S. (#2.19)" (2006)
Jack: [Jack walks up to Kate and Sawyer] I need your help. I'm going out to find our friend with the beard.
Sawyer: And you're inviting me because you need a gun.
Jack: Actually I was inviting Kate, and I've alreay got a gun, but thanks for offering.

Sawyer: [about Jack] Oh, happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.


"Lost: Walkabout (#1.4)" (2004)
Kate: What is it?
Claire: Somebody's in there.
Sayid: Everyone in there's dead.
Jack: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass


"Lost: Do No Harm (#1.20)" (2005)
Sawyer: [after offering Claire some fish] She likes me.


"Lost: ...In Translation (#1.17)" (2005)
Sawyer: [to Jin] It's Lord of the Flies time.


"Lost: Exodus: Part 1 (#1.23)" (2005)
Sawyer: Jack! About a week before we all got on the plane, I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy, he was going for an all time record. It turns out this guy has a son, his son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault, even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing. See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough. they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy... Christian... tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be. He's proud, and he loves him. I had to take off, but, something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?
Jack: [unable to hold back tears] Yeah...


"Lost: The Whole Truth (#2.16)" (2006)
James "Sawyer" Ford: [to Jin] Yo, Daddy-oh! Way to go, Papa-san! You didn't waste much time. I'd give you a cigar, Bernie, but I'm fresh out.


"Lost: The Brig (#3.19)" (2007)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Why did you throw Locke out a window?
Anthony Cooper: He was becoming a nuisance. I conned him into giving me one of his kidneys. He never got over it.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Conned?
Anthony Cooper: Yes sir, conned.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: What's your name?
Anthony Cooper: Hmm?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Your name.
Anthony Cooper: A conman goes by many names friend. I've been Alan Seward, Anthony Cooper, Ted MacLaren, Tom Sawyer, Louis Jackson, and Paul...
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Tom Sawyer.
Anthony Cooper: I was young and Huck Finn was taken. And the ladies loved that one. Made me charming.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Well how about that.
Anthony Cooper: How about what?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Sawyer's my name too.


"Lost: ...And Found (#2.5)" (2005)
Sawyer: [about the survivors of plane's tail-end] I think they're gonna eat us.


"Lost: He's Our You (#5.10)" (2009)
Sayid Jarrah: Who is that man?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: He's our you.


"Lost: House of the Rising Sun (#1.6)" (2004)
[to Sayid, who just said something to Sun]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: A little louder, Omar. Maybe then she'll understand you.


"Lost: White Rabbit (#1.5)" (2004)
Sawyer: So how does it feel?
Boone: How's what feel?
Sawyer: Taking my place on top of everyone's "Most Hated" list... Suck's don't it.


"Lost: Born to Run (#1.22)" (2005)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Yo chief, dumb question; we're sailing out in the ocean, right?
Michael Dawson: Do you mind?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Sulu over here is packing a suitcase full of salted fish!
Michael Dawson: Yeah?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: We can't catch fish?
Michael Dawson: Do you know anything about surviving at sea? Sailing? Navigating? Steering a raft?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Do you?
Michael Dawson: It doesn't matter what I know; I built it! Maybe you are the wrong guy to go on the raft.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You're gonna vote me off, "Mickie"? And who the hell's gonna take my place?


"Lost: The Last Recruit (#6.13)" (2010)
Zoe: Are you sure? I understand Charles.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Widmore.
[to Zoe]
James 'Sawyer' Ford: What the hell are you doing?
Zoe: What does it look like I'm doing? Hands up now. On your knees, all of you.
Guard: Now!
James 'Sawyer' Ford: We had a deal.
Zoe: Deal's off. We got them. Fire when ready.


"Lost: The Candidate (#6.14)" (2010)
Jack Shephard: Now, wait... wait.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: What the hell are you doing, Doc?
Jack Shephard: Nothing's gonna happen.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: What?
Jack Shephard: Don't pull those wires out, we're okay. Nothing's gonna happen.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I don't pull this wires Locke's gonna blow us to kingdom come.
Jack Shephard: No, he's not. Locke can't kill us.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Uh... what?
Jack Shephard: This is what he wanted. This is what he's been waiting for. Everything he has done is to get us here. He wanted to get us all here inside this submarine at the same time. Nice and close place where we had no hopes of getting out of.
Jin Kwon: I don't understand.
Jack Shephard: Locke said he can't leave the island without us. But, I think he can't leave the island unless we're all dead. He told me he could kill any one of us whenever he wanted. So what if he hasn't because he's... he's not allowed to by the code of the island. What if he's trying to get us to kill each other?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Stay out of my way, Doc.
Jack Shephard: No! If he wanted that thing to blow up, why would he put a timer in it? Why not just throw it inside?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I don't care.
Jack Shephard: Nothing is going to happen.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: It's not your decision to make.
Jack Shephard: He can't kill us.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I'm not gonna stand here and do nothing and let his bomb go off.
Jack Shephard: James, we are going to be okay. You just have to trust me.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Sorry Doc... I don't!


"Lost: The End (#6.17)" (2010)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [after his food gets stuck in a vending machine, Juliet catches him reaching into it] It's okay, I'm a cop.
Juliet Burke: Then why don't you read the machine its rights?


"Lost: Eggtown (#4.4)" (2008)
John Locke: Do you think I know what I'm doing?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Huh?
John Locke: Do you... Regret following me out here? Or are you worried about what we should do next?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: All I know is that I would be a lot more worried if I were sitting on that beach.
John Locke: And the rest of the group, what are they saying?
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I think they're saying 'baah'. That's the nice thing about sheep - predictable.


"Lost: Every Man for Himself (#3.4)" (2006)
Sawyer: Did you just kill that bunny?


"Lost: Stranger in a Strange Land (#3.9)" (2007)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I've been with a lot of girls. Some of them worth the trouble, some - not. Every now and again there's one... One You name dumb stars with.


"Lost: Confirmed Dead (#4.2)" (2008)
Ben Linus: I know it's not pleasant but, let's face it, you really don't stand a chance now...
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Chance of what?
Ben Linus: James. Look at yourself. Yes, on this island you're brave, daring, handsome, you're someone... but if you left with them, back in the real-world, a low-life scam artist like you could never compete with a first class surgeon. I think Kate was really upset when you made your choice to come with us. Thank God she has Jack there to comfort...
[Sawyer attacks Ben]


"Lost: There's No Place Like Home: Part 2 (#4.13)" (2008)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Just do it, Freckles.


"Lost: Solitary (#1.9)" (2004)
Sawyer: Doctor playin' golf. Whoo boy howdie! Now I've heard everything. What's next? Cop eatin' a doughnut?


"Lost: Live Together, Die Alone (#2.23)" (2006)
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Did that bird just say my name?
James "Sawyer" Ford: Yeah it did. Right after it crapped gold.


"Lost: Meet Kevin Johnson (#4.8)" (2008)
Ben Linus: My spy on the freighter is Michael.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: I'm sorry. You mean the same guy that killed two women in cold blood to set this little bastard free, and then sold all of us out so he could get off the island? That Michael?
John Locke: Yes, James. That Michael.