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: [Granny has just revealed that she is an extreme sports athlete
] Honey, don't look at your granny like that. Red Puckett
: I'm sorry, I thought you were Triple G! Or are you the Bandit?
] Det. Bill Stork
[awkwardly side slips his way out of the room
: You're being ridiculous, Red. Red Puckett
: *I'm* being ridiculous? You're off living... La Vida Loca, risking your life for some dumb thrills! And I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl? Tommy
: I, have a... Nicky Flippers
: Coffee break, anyone? Chief Grizzly
: Uh, yeah. Det. Bill Stork
: Whose got my keys? Raccoon Jerry
: You think Granny would mind if I went through her garbage? Chief Grizzly
: Excuse us.
[Everyone except Red and Granny files out of the room
: I thought you were happy. Red Puckett
: Open your eyes. I've never even been outside of the forest. Don't you think I'd want more than that? Granny
: Of course you do. You're a Puckett. Red Puckett
] I don't know what that means anymore.
: I wanna know more about this fellow with the axe. How does he fit into all this? Det. Bill Stork
: Maybe you should AXE him yourself! Ha ha ha ha haaa ha haaa! You-haha-see haa ha haaa! Axe-haaa ha ha! He he hee... Chief Grizzly
: [Stares blankly at Bill
] Det. Bill Stork
] I'll bring him in.
: This looks pretty open and shut. Little miss rosy-capes making covert deliveries to the goodie-tycoon. Wolfie tries to eat 'em both, then crazy flannel-pants with the axe here busts in, swinging vigilante-style. Take 'em downtown boys! Det. Bill Stork
: Ah, it's the woods chief, we don't have a downtown. Chief Grizzly
: You know what I mean! Just book'em!
: [referring about the Woodsman
] This guy's a loon. Det. Bill Stork
: Watch it, chief. My mama's half-loon.
: [preparing to question Red, whose hands are still in cuffs
] What's with the handcuffs on a little girl? Her wrists can slip right out. How about a cage? Det. Bill Stork
: [on radio, eager
] Bring in the cage! Nicky Flippers
: I was being sarcastic. Det. Bill Stork
: [resigned, into radio
] Sarcasm. Strike the cage...
Det. Bill Stork
: What is it boy? Truck! Trouble at the mill! Is the barn on fire? The barn's on fire! The well! Timmy's stuck in the well!