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Richard 'Data' Wang (Character)
from The Goonies (1985)

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The Goonies (1985)
Elgin Perkins: Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
Richard 'Data' Wang: We know who Troy is. He's that cheap guy.
Brandon Walsh: My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brandon Walsh: [scarcastically] No, actually she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.
Elgin Perkins: [feigning laughing] Papers, Bill. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
Brandon Walsh: Thank you.
Elgin Perkins: Thank *you*.

Andy: Watch this.
[Data's father takes a camera out of his jacket and proceeds to take a picture but the film falls out. Andy starts laughing]
Andy: He's just like his father.
Data: [in Chinese] That's okay daddy. You can't hug a photograph.
Mr. Wang: [in Chinese] You are my greatest invention.

Data: Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?
Mikey: No.
Mouth: Sointenly! Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country.
Data: Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow.
Mikey: You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen. My dad will fix it.
Brandon Walsh: Yeah sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tommorrow afternoon.
Mikey: That's wrong Brand! It won't happen.

Richard 'Data' Wang: Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!
Mikey, Mouth: [together] Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Andy: DATA!
Francis Fratelli: [Jake tries to push Francis over the log] DON'T PUSH JAKE!
Jake Fratelli: I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up!
Mama Fratelli: [after Francis slips and falls on his crotch] Francis sweetheart are you okay?
Francis Fratelli: [High pitched voice] NOOOOOOO!

[Brand and Andy are about to kiss after falling down]
Chunk: Shame, shame!
Data: I know your name!
Mouth: Come on, Brand! Slip her the tongue!
Stef: Oh, that's disgusting. Now I can't even look.

[the Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well]
Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
Data: Why?
Mikey: Why?
Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.

Data: Pinchers of Peril... saved by my Pinchers of Peril!

Data: Holy S-H-I-T!

Irene Walsh: Brandon I want you to keep your brother inside I don't want him to catch a cold.
Brandon Walsh: He should be put in a plastic bubble.
Irene Walsh: I'm serious Brandon! That's not funny. If he takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi...
Brandon Walsh: Shit ma!
Irene Walsh: I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in, and you Data.
Data: Data
Irene Walsh: Data use the front door from now on okay? What is that?

Stef: Data where are you going?
Data: I'm setting booty traps.
Stef: You mean booby traps?

Data: I am wondering... what is in the bag?

Richard 'Data' Wang: [Falls through to ship's hold; group of Goonies ask if he's okay] Data's okay! Data's quite tired of falling and Data's tired of skeletons!
Brandon Walsh: Why didn't you use the stairs?
Richard 'Data' Wang: Use the stairs! Stairs! The stupid guys tell me to use the stairs when Data's falling. If Data's hurt, nobody cares anymore...
Mikey: [walks down the stairs] Data's okay...
Richard 'Data' Wang: Then some guy tells me I have stupid inventions. I've been spending months and months studying on them and inventing them. God!

Richard 'Data' Wang: Pinchers of power! You guys! I've been saved by my Pinchers of Power!

Mikey: Let's...
Andy: -get out of...
Richard 'Data' Wang: -here!
Stef: Like now!