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: Okay, if you're the father then maybe you can answer me these questions. What's Mikey's favorite cereal? Albert
: I don't know. James
: Cheerios. How many diapers does he go through a day? About six. Who's his favorite rock star? Michael Jackson. Don't you think a father should know some of these things? Albert
: Okay how much is she paying you? 5 dollars an hour?
[Gives James a 20
: Here go play some video games. James
: Don't give me that shit.
[They start fighting
: I know this may be hard to understand, but I'm going through a selfish phase right now. Mollie
: A selfish phase? Albert
: I admit the timing is bad.
: He has my eyes. Mollie
: I know he does. You don't know how confusing it is when someone you love so much looks like someone you hate.
: Beth has finally agreed to a divorce. Oh, Mollie I'm so glad you waited. Mollie
: [greatly aged
] I knew that if I was patient, this day would come.
: If we ever got back together I'm afraid I would have to torture you for the rest of your life. Albert
: Oh, that's okay. I want you to.
: [sees Mikey making a face
] Is he taking a dump? Mollie
: No, he's thinking real hard!
: I've raised my kids. Mollie
: Raised them? They're 11 and 9. Don't tell me they've moved out and gotten jobs already!
: Do you have a picture of Mickey?
[she is impatient at Albert getting their son's name wrong more than once
: [Albert is feeling up Mollie's leg
] Al-Albert, stop. Albert, I can't do this anymore. Albert
: Mollie, I love you, and you love me. I know you do. Mollie
: Of course I love you, Albert. You're a wonderful father. You're great in bed, and you're my biggest account. But you're married. And I will never fall in love with anyone else as long as I'm seeing you, so think you should just work with a different accountant.
: My doctor says my breathing's fine. Albert
: You have to do what's best for the baby. When Beth was pregnant... Mollie
: Oh I am so SICK of hearing about Beth! Beth Beth Beth Beth! I'm having a hard time figuring out how you could be in love with her and then in love with someone like me. When I found out I was pregnant, I decided to make out a will, when Beth had the girls she got a reading of their past lives!
: Oh God, Mollie, I'm going to burst if you don't kiss me. Mollie