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[overdressed for winter
: I can't put my arms down! Mother
: Well... put your arms down when you get to school.
: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya. Flick
: Ah, baloney. What would your old man know about anything? Schwartz
: He knows, because he once saw a guy stick his tongue to a railroad track on a bet, and the fire department had to come get the guy's tongue off the track, because he couldn't get it off. Randy
: [is trying to catch up
] C'mon, guys! Wait up! C'mon, guys! Wait up!
: Randy? What's wrong? Whatcha cryin' for? Randy
: Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie! Mother
: No he's not... Randy
: Yes he is! Mother
: No, I promise, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie!
: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf. The Old Man
: All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screw driver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in.
: Randy, will you eat? There are starving people in China! Randy
: [groans and shoves spoon into his mouth
: Randy, how do the little piggies go? Randy
: [oinks like a pig
: That's right. Oink, oink! Now show me how the piggies eat.
[points to his plate
: This is your trough. Show me how the piggies eat. Be a good boy. Show mommy how the piggies eat. Randy
: [plunges face into mashed potatoes, oinks, eats, and laughs
] Mommy's little piggie!
: Hey Dad! I bet you never guess what I got you for Christmas! The Old Man
: [staring blissfully into space
] A new furnace? Ralphie
] He he, that's a good one Dad! Randy
] He he he! Ralphie as Adult
: My old man was one of the most feared furnace fighters in Northern Indiana.
: I wanna go on the rides, I wanna go on the rides, I wanna go on the rides. The Old Man
: You'll just get sick again. Randy Parker
: I wanna get sick, I wanna get sick, I wanna get sick.
[Randy desperately has to go to the bathroom
] Mom, I can't undo my knot; I have to go! Ralph's Mother
: Ralph, would you help your brother? Ralph
: For crying out loud! OK, runt, let's go!