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Mr. Parker (Character)
from A Christmas Story (1983)

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Darren McGavin is wonderfully perfect as Mr. Parker... See more »
Alternate Names:
The Old Man / The Old Man Parker


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  1. A Christmas Story 2 (2012) (V) Played by Daniel Stern (as The Old Man)

  2. It Runs in the Family (1994) Played by Charles Grodin
    ... aka "My Summer Story" - , International (English title) (alternative title)

  3. A Christmas Story (1983) Played by Darren McGavin (as The Old Man Parker)

  4. The Phantom of the Open Hearth (1978) (TV) Played by Richard Venture (as The Old Man)
  5. The Phantom of the Open Hearth (1976) (TV) Played by James Broderick
    ... aka "Visions: The Phantom of the Open Hearth" - USA (series title)
Archive Footage:
  1. The House Then and Now (2012) (V) Played by Daniel Stern (as The Old Man)
  2. Christmas Unwrapped: The History of Christmas (1997) (TV) Played by Darren McGavin

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Fun Stuff

From A Christmas Story (1983)
Mr. Parker: You filty sicken hook-aid! Oh, smelly wok buster! Grout shell fratten house stickle fifer! You bladder puss nut grafter! Dorton hoper...
Ralphie as Adult: What happened next was a family controversy for years.
Mr. Parker: You wart mundane noodle! You shotten shifter paskabah! You snort tonguer! Lame monger snaffa shell cocker!
[the sound of the lamp breaking is heard]
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