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: So the twerps have a little lunch by the lake, huh? Meowth
: Yeah, and while they're lunchin' lunch, we'll pinch Pikachu, right Jess?
[Jessie, however, is eating a sandwich
: Hey, who said it was lunch time? Meowth
: Yeah, where's ours? Jessie
: [with a full mouth
] It's all gone.
: Well, did you guys hear that? James
: I heard king, and king means jewels. Meowth
: And jewels mean dough. Lots of dough!
: Even my gloves hurt. Jessie
: Whoever said that the twerp was bummed from losing his battle and would be an easy mark is an absolute buffoon. Lemme at that idiot. Meowth
: YOU'RE dat idiot. Jessie
: What?'! James
: Something about going after "the weakest of the twerp herd." Meowth
: Yeah, and also somethin' profound about pluckin' Pikachu while de iron is hot. James
] That would be our loser, Jessie. Jessie
: [gulps, then angrily starts shouting and pointing at the others
] Don't you make this MY fault! You bunch of babies are in denial! And since you didn't stop me, it's YOUR fault!
[Once hearing the statement, James, Meowth, Seviper, Carnivine and Yanmega start protesting in a high-pitched voice
] I can't hear you!
[Team Rocket stops arguing and look behind them, only to notice Ash and his Pokémon smirking confidently. In addition, all seven are partially shrouded with a glowing light
: Gliscor! Monferno
: Bui! Grotle
: Monferno! Staraptor
: Grotle! Staraptor
: Staraptor! Pikachu
: Pika! Ash Ketchum
[When Seviper used Haze to block the gang's visibility
: Smoke gets in your eyes! Meowth
: We'll say our goodbyes!
: I said I had nothin' to do with it! James
: MAMA! Jessie
: It was their idea!
: There they go. All we gotta do is follow them on top of them rooftops. James
: Well, I used to be quite a good gymnast! Jessie
: This is our big chance, I could almost TASTE it! Are you ready ? James
[after Lucario saves the tree
: Looks like everything's back to normal. Jessie
: Which means we're back to being losers.
: Meowth? Never to be seen again? Jessie
: We're the ones who are supposed to be doing all of the stealing. James
: Did you miss the "never to be seen" part?
: Hey, Gligar's been gliscored. Jessie
: Good. The spitting image of our Gliscor Bot. James
: That means OUR Gliscor will have someone to look up to. Ash Ketchum
: Gliscor's MINE, right, Gliscor? Gliscor
[Just as soon as Gligar thanked Ash for finally allowing it to evolve, they find themselves ambushed by Team Rocket
: All right, jail breakers, we'll take it from here. Jessie
: It's back in the twerp box for you. Ash Ketchum
: Can't you guys GIVE it a rest?'! Meowth
] What? And miss out on playin' wit' toys and messin' wit' YOU?'! Wobbuffet
] Wobbuffet! James
: One Gligar, please. Meowth
: [presses a button
] Ta go!
[the Gliscor Bot's tail is aiming for Gligar, much to its surprise
] Ash Ketchum
: LOOK OUT!
[grabs Gligar before both are suspended by the tail from behind
] Ash Ketchum
: AAAAHHH! Quick, Gligar, you've gotta get moving.
[throws Gligar in the canyon
: Gli! GLIGAR!'!'!'!'!'!'!'!
[Jessie and Meowth gasp in horror; James glares at Ash
: The twerp flipped. James
: [pointing at Ash
] Bad twerp! Ash Ketchum
] No, you don't.
[Unfortunately, at the same time Ash escapes the machine's grasp, he also falls into the canyon
] Ash Ketchum
: But Diane, we're not really magicians. Jessie
: Yeah, yeah, sure and, we're not really clowns.
: This is the best job ever! Jessie
: We just have to throw around paper. Meowth
: And clean manure, whatever that means... Jessie
: How bad could it be? HUH?
: To protect the world from boring fashion, James
: To dress all people with flash and passion, Jessie
: To give all pokemon pretty faces, James
: To extend our art to outer-spaces, Jessie
: Jessie! James
: James! Jessie
: Salon Rocket, when it comes to chic we know what's right, James
: Surrender your taste or prepare to fight!
[after pushing Kasumi off stage
: Sorry, but we're going to win! Kasumi
: Kojiro, aren't you a boy? Kojiro
: Boy, girl, doesn't matter as long as I'm beautiful. Musashi
: Don't waste our time and bug off.
[Motioning Kasumi to leave
: I can even make my chest bigger.
[Kojiro inflates his breasts to become bigger. Kasumi's eyes bulge out
: Finished! Takeshi
: Suddenly, two mistresses appeared. They don't think their sudden appearance is rude. How will the judges react?
[the audience cheers
: Everything is okay. They are welcome.
[Kasumi starts crying
: How's that?
[Kojiro is holding his breast balloons
: Wait until your older, so you will have these. Then come and compete.
[Team Rocket are traveling in the night while suddenly tinfoil hits them
: What's with the sparkles? James
: That's flying tinfoil. Jessie
: For what? Meowth
: [points off-screen
] That! Gliscor
[lands inside Team Rocket's balloon basket
: [to Jessie and James
] This Gliscor's from the twerps.
: What are you doing on a night like this? Gliscor
] Gliscor, Gli. Gli, Gliscor, Gli. Jessie
: Translation, please. Meowth
: Gliscor's trying to read the wind so it can battle Scizor for the win. James
: I see... not.
: Hey guys, the old treasure meter's going off the charts! James
: It won't be long now. We'll clean up in more ways than one. Jessie
: That old, crusty crab thinks he's so smart, when we're the ones poised to pocket those diamonds and pearls. Meowth
: Hey, that sounds like a good name for a game! Wobbuffet
[Jessie, James, and Meowth jump to silence Wobbuffet, then snicker
] I never was any good at economics.
[Seviper pops out of its pokeball
: You too? Meowth
: Uh-oh! James
: Deja vu? Meowth
: Sometimes instincts stink!
[the Zangoose run up the tree and pop Team Rocket's balloon. Leaving it to deflate and fall
: [With the whole of Team Rocket trying to hold Seviper back
] CAN'T YOU GET OVER IT?
[Getting inside the anti-escape capsules that Ash, Dawn, and Brock's pokemon are in
: Hi there. Meowth
: Don't forget I'm a pokemon too.
[Flying in their hot air balloon, Team Rocket cooks potatoes with the balloon's fire
: James, what's taking so long? Aren't those potatoes ready yet? James
: Not yet, Jess. Jessie
: Can't you hurry up a little?. Meowth
: Hey, maybe they'll cook faster if we turn the fire higher. James
: Great idea.
[Meowth turns the fire up which burns the balloon and they come crashing down
: That was a great idea! Meowth
: Are the spuds done? James
: Well done.
[after Turtwig's Energy Ball successfully destroyed Team Rocket's balloon
: [to Meowth
] I wanted to net Gligar, not YOU! Meowth
: I guess it's back ta scrounging for our own sandwiches. James
: And consistently empty stomachs translate into just one thing... Jessie
: We're blasting off again! Wobbuffet
[as usual, a star appears in the sky
: [Japanese translation
] If you ask us something or other... Kojiro
: The answer we give will be the compassion of the world! Musashi
: To prevent the destruction of the world! Kojiro
: To protect the peace of the world! Musashi
: To carry out the evils of truth and love! Kojiro
: The lovely, charming villains! Musashi
: Musashi! Kojiro
: Kojiro! Musashi
: The pair from Team Rocket soars through the galaxy! Kojiro
: A white hole, a white tomorrow awaits us! Nyarth
: Something like that!
: [all sliding on rope towards tree
] Prepare for trouble! James of Team Rocket
: Make it double! Jessie
: To protect the world from devastation! James of Team Rocket
: To unite all peoples within our nation! Jessie
: To denounce the evils of truth and love! James of Team Rocket
: To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie
] James of Team Rocket
] Team Locket rast off at the lead of spite... tonight... James of Team Rocket
] Surrender now or prepare... to surrender now... surrender now... Meowth
: Meowth! Say the motto right!
[Meowth scratches both of them, and Jessie and James regain their composure
: We didn't mean to wake em all, but now we're gonna take em all! James of Team Rocket
: Well said, Meowth. Jessie
: Well said, Meowth.
: I'm hungry. Musashi
: [holds up a pan
] I have a frying pan. Nyarth
: Without meat or vegetables, that's just a plate of iron.
: [in their sub
] Hmmm, I wonder what a TV crew could be doing with those twerps on that island? James of Team Rocket
: Just because you're wondering doesn't mean you should stop pedaling!