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: Now... where's the rock?
[Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa
] Rock, sir? Spike
] Rock, sir? King Koopa
: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it! Spike
: That rock! Iggy
: I told you not to forget it! King Koopa
: And I told *you* to remind him! Without that rock, the meteorite lays dormant! I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it? Iggy
] ... The plumbers took it. Spike
] ... The plumbers took it. King Koopa
] King Koopa
: Plumber alert!
: [has had his brain evolved to higher intelligence
] Ignatius, do you know what the square root of 36,481 is? Iggy
: What are you talking about? Spike
[Iggy and Spike have become more intelligent
] King Koopa
: Both of you, go to the desert! Iggy
: Excuse me, excuse me. That hardly seems logical, does it? Perhaps we should stay here and formulate our own strategy. Tete-tete, inner circle, that sort of thing. King Koopa
: Here's what's logical to me: If you do not return with the plumbers and the rock... I shall personally... kill you. Iggy
: ...We're going.
: I am very disappointed in you, cousins. Spike
: Fascist! Iggy
: Oppressor of the proletariat! King Koopa
: Guy in charge!
: We were wrong again. How many times have we got this wrong? Iggy
: *You've* gotten it wrong five times. Spike
: Home for five. Home for five. What percent is that? Iggy
: I dunno. Let me think.
: I dunno. But it's not good. Spike
: If we get it wrong one more time, he's gonna kill us. Iggy
: He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice.
: By the bar, that big lady with the red spikes took the rock. Iggy
: Was she corpulent? Very corpulent? Luigi
: No no, she was just really round. Spike
: Big Bertha! The bouncer at the Boom-Boom Bar!
: If you 2 don't start talkin' we're gonna leave ya to these guys... for lunch. Luigi
: Now, where's Daisy? Spike
: No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, Scalywag? Luigi
: Where's Daisy, Butt-Breath? Iggy
: Where's the rock, Overweaning-Rogue? Luigi
: Not till ya give us Daisy, Biscuit-Head! Spike
: WHERE IS THE ROCK? Mario
: SHUT UP!
[Entering the Boom Boom Bar
: Isn't this a little bit feminine? Iggy
: Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's. Mario
: But you wear this stuff? Spike
: Yes. On occasion, we have a... date. Mario
: Who do you date, a canary?
: [Iggy and Spike mistake Daniella for Daisy
] Where are you going? Spike
: I'm gonna get the girl. Iggy
: That's not the girl. Spike
: Yeah, it is, she's wearing a disguise. I could spot her a mile away. Iggy
: Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us. I'm gonna go get her. Spike
: *I'm* gonna go get her. Iggy
: Wait a minute. We'll follow her and then we'll both go get her. Spike
: Good idea. I'll bag her, you grab her. Iggy
: No, *I'll* grab her, *you* bag her. Spike
: That's what I said. Iggy
[after the ending credits
] Japanese Salesman 1
: Well, I must say, we have a very generous proposal. Japanese Salesman 2
: A video game based on your many adventures. Japanese Salesman 1
: What would you call it?
[We now see that they are addressing, not Mario and Luigi, but Iggy and Spike
: "Iggy's World". Spike
: [shakes head
] "The Indomitable Spike". Iggy
: "The Super Koopa Cousins"! Spike
: "The Super Koopa Cousins"!
: Between us, Spike doesn't have a thought in his brain, sir! Spike
: Ha, ha, ha! He's a liar, sir. Between us, Iggy doesn't have a brain in his head! King Koopa
: I agree.
: Hello, morons. Iggy
] Hip Koopa
: We're all set, Kooky. Kooky von Koopa
: Then hit it Hip, hop to it Hop.