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Sarris (Character)
from Galaxy Quest (1999)

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Galaxy Quest (1999)
[Sarris forces Jason to tell Mathesar he's an actor on a TV show]
Jason Nesmith: Mathesar, there's no such person as Captain Taggart. My name is Jason Nesmith. I'm an actor. We're all actors.
Sarris: He doesn't understand. Explain as you would a child.
Jason Nesmith: We, uh, we pretended.
[On Malthesar's blank look]
Jason Nesmith: We lied.

Sarris: [Sarris believes that Nesmith plans to ram his ship] Let me remind you, sonny: I am a general. If you are counting on me to blink, then you are making a deadly mistake.
Jason Nesmith: Well, let me tell you something, Sarris: It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating.
Sarris: You fool! You failed to realize that, with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper.
Jason Nesmith: And what you fail to realize is my ship... is dragging mines!

Jason Nesmith: Okay Gwen, put me back on with him.
Gwen DeMarco: That's what I've been trying to tell you, Jason. You ARE back with him.
Sarris: Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, commander!
Jason Nesmith: [to Gwen] I gave you the 'kill' gesture.
Gwen DeMarco: No, you gave me the 'we're dead' signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the 'hold' button is.

Jason Nesmith: I'm not the commander!
Sarris: What did you say?
Jason Nesmith: I said I'm not the commander.
Sarris: Explain.

Sarris: How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.

Jason Nesmith: [to Sarris on viewscreen] Hello, Sarris. How you doing?
Sarris: Better than my lieutenant.
[holds up a severed head on a stick]

Sarris: Release them... Into space.