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: We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous.
[Trying to explain TV to the Thermians
] Gwen DeMarco
: They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a...
[All the Thermians moan in despair
: Those poor people.
[Sarris forces Jason to tell Mathesar he's an actor on a TV show
] Jason Nesmith
: I'm not a commander. There's no "National Space Exploration Administration." We don't have a ship. Mathesar
: [looking at TV screen
] But there it is... Jason Nesmith
: [gesturing with his fingers
] The ship is that big. Mathesar
: But inside, I see many rooms. Jason Nesmith
: You've seen plywood sets that look like the inside. Our beryllium sphere is... is wire with plaster around it. And our digital conveyor is... it's Christmas tree lights. It's a decoration. It's all fake. Just like me. Mathesar
: But why...? Jason Nesmith
: It's difficult to explain. On our planet, we, uh... we pretend to... to entertain. Mathesar, I am so sorry. God, I am so sorry.
[as Jason is mooning them, looking for his shoes
: Commander, standing here in your presence is the greatest honor we could ever have hoped to achieve in our lifetimes. Jason Nesmith
: Thanks, I really appreciate it... Could you guys look for another shoe?
: We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander. Commander Peter Quincy Taggart
: Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.