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: People care about people who care about themselves.
: How do you feel about a push-up bra? Gracie Hart
: How would you feel about a genital-shocking taser gun? Joel
: I'm open to it. Gracie Hart
: Why don't we get you to the hotel while I give the agents a debriefing? Joel
: Oh, that's too bad. It's been months since I've had a good debriefing. Although, I'm really more of a boxers man. Ha, ha!
: Okay, wrong audience.
: [both Hart and Fuller are pointing a gun at Foreman
] You see, this is what I like. Learning to work together. A little "Ebony & Ivory" action. Jeff Foreman
: Guys, I can't do it. Sam Fuller
: Stop being a wuss, Foreman. Be a man. Gracie Hart
: Yeah, like Fuller.
Shirley, Assisted Living Receptionist
: [Gracie is disguised as the old mother of Joel to snoop around the nursing home
] Are you interested in touring our facilities? Joel
: Oh, yes, we are very interested. I can't wait to get rid of her. Gracie Hart
: Oh, don't you listen to him. He's a momma's boy. Come here, cutie. Come here and let me fix your tie.
[grabs his tie
: Oh! Gracie Hart
: Such a momma's boy! Joel
: Ma, not now! Gracie Hart
: Momma's boy face, that's a momma's boy face!
[smacks him repeatedly on the cheek
] Do you have a euthanasia program? Shirley, Assisted Living Receptionist
: We just need to fill out some forms. If you'll give me one minute.
: Tell us where they went or we'll arrest you for obstructing justice and throw you in prison. Joel
] Which prison?
: [Explaining the rules to being the face of the FBI
] Rule #1, no hitting. Gracie Hart
: What? Joel
: The face of the FBI uses her words, not her fists, Gracie Hart
: [Gracie goes to grab a chair
: or chair. Joel
: Rule #2, chew with your mouth closed. Gracie Hart
: You don't know how I eat. Joel
: [Points out the ketchup stain on Gracie's shirt
: How would that get there if it didn't fall from an open oraface? Gracie Hart
: Well maybe I walked under a ketchup tree. Gracie Hart
: [laughs and snorts
: Rule #3, no snorting.
: I've got to take her to the bathroom. Gracie Hart
: I need a tampon! Sam Fuller
: You heard her, we've got an agent down. We NEED TAMPONS! Jenkins
: I'm not getting them. Hills
: I don't even get them for my wife. Joel
: I guess this is a job for a real man. Any particular brand?
: Tinas of the world unite, take the stage!
: We need a big finish Joel
: I can take my top off Gracie Hart
: We need a GOOD big finish
: Ooh... I hope she's not a fatty. FBI Asst. Director Harry McDonald
: Hart, Joel Mayers. Joel Mayers, Gracie Hart. Gracie Hart
: Hi. Joel
: Oh, yes. I can work with this. I can work with this. Your are going to be my icon. Gracie Hart
: Hey, calm down. Joel