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: What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar? Magnus Buchan
: A fucking lie. Max Fischer
: You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.
: I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays.
[Max has just petitioned to make Latin a required subject
] Magnus Buchan
: [heavy Scottish brogue
] Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark! Max Fischer
: Is that Latin?
: Mr. Blume, how are Ronny and Donny enjoying military school? Herman Blume
: They love it. Magnus Buchan
: Lucky bastards.
: Your mind's as warped as your ear, Magnus. Magnus Buchan
: Don't Get Nasty, Brother.