Bert Fischer
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Bert Fischer (Character)
from Rushmore (1998)

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Rushmore (1998)
Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.

Bert Fischer: [to Herman] Are you fond of that moustache?

Bert Fischer: You're like one of those clipper ship captains. You're married to the sea.
Max Fischer: Yes, that's true.
Max Fischer: But I've been out to sea for a long time.

Bert Fischer: [in clapping audience] That's my son. That's my Maxie.