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: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me? Max Fischer
: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
: Do you think we're going to have sex? Max Fischer
: That's a kinda cheap way to put it. Rosemary Cross
: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.
: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future. Rosemary Cross
: We don't have a relationship. Max Fischer
: But we're friends. Rosemary Cross
: Yes, and that's all we're *going* to be. Well, yes... Max Fischer
: That's all I meant by "relationship." You want me to grab a dictionary?
: That's none of your business. Max Fischer
: I know it's not, but I just got hit my a car and I'm feeling a little confused.
: I'll show you the door. Max Fischer
: I'll just go back out the window.
: What was your major? Rosemary Cross
: I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy. Max Fischer
: Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear that they're not going to teach Latin anymore? Rosemary Cross
: This was more like Central America.
: I'm just having a little snack Herman Blume
: What'd you got there... carrots?
: How did I hurt your feelings? Max Fischer
: Oh, my God! I wrote a hit play!
] Max Fischer
: And I'm in love with you.
: [tending a wound on Max's forehead
] Is this fake blood? Max Fischer
: Yes, it is.
: Sic transit gloria. Glory fades. I'm Max Fischer. Rosemary Cross
: Hi. Max Fischer
: [to Max
] You know, you and Herman deserve each other. You're both little children.
: Well, you pulled it off. Max Fischer
: Yeah, it went okay. At least nobody got hurt. Rosemary Cross
: Except you.
: Take it easy, Max. Rosemary Cross
: You were the one that ordered him a whiskey and soda. Max Fischer
: So what's wrong with that? I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?