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Baby Herman (Character)
from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[as they're filming a Baby Herman Cartoon, things go wrong at the point when the Refrigerator gets dropped on Roger's head]
Raoul J. Raoul: Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, CUT!
Baby Herman: What the hell was wrong with THAT take?
Raoul J. Raoul: Nothing with you, Baby Herman. You were great. You were perfect. You were BETTER than perfect! It's Roger, he keeps BLOWING HIS LINES! Roger, what is this?
Roger Rabbit: A tweeting bird.
Raoul J. Raoul: "A tweeting bird." Roger, read this script. Look what it says. It says, "Rabbit gets klunked, rabbit sees STARS." Not birds, STARS!

Baby Herman: For crying out loud, Roger, I don't know how many times we have to do this damn scene! Raoul, I'll be in my trailer, taking a nap!
[Walks between a woman's legs]
Baby Herman: 'Scuse me, toots.

Eddie Valiant: A ladies' man, eh?
Baby Herman: The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky. Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will.
[Tosses Eddie a Newspaper which shows Marvin Acme with a will in the pocket of his shirt]
Baby Herman: That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the real reason he got bumped off.
Eddie Valiant: Has anyone ever seen this will?
Baby Herman: Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.
Eddie Valiant: If you think that guy could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.
Baby Herman: I just thought that since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might wanna help get him out. I can pay ya.
Eddie Valiant: [angry] Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!
[pushes stroller]
Baby Herman: Hey hey hay, Valiant, wait!
[cigar falls to floor as stroller hits woman]
Baby Herman: My stogie!
[sees ruined cigar]

Baby Herman: Whatta you know, you dumb broad? You got the IQ of a rattle.
[Slaps woman's rear end]

Tummy Trouble (1989)
[first lines]
Mrs. Herman: Snookums, don't cry. Mommy will only be gone for an hour. Uncle Roger will take care of you; and everything's going to be just fine... NOT LIKE LAST TIME!
Roger Rabbit: Don't worry about a thing. I've learned my lesson! I'm a reformed rabbit, a better bunny, a happy hare.

Adult Baby Herman: If I have to swallow that rattle one more time, I'm gonna puke my guts out.

Trail Mix-Up (1993)
[last lines]
Adult Baby Herman: Roger, you star-spangled bonehead!
Roger Rabbit: What?
Adult Baby Herman: You ruined a national monument!
Roger Rabbit: P-b-b-b-blease! Don't get bent out of shape! It's not like it's the end of the world!
[Sticks flag pole into the ground, causing the planet Earth to deflate]