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: I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels.
: Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?
[Eddie is hiding Roger in his jacket
: Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
: So who's your client, Mr. Detective-to-the-Stars? Chilly Willy? Or Screwy Squirrel? Dolores
: What'll it be? Angelo
: I'll have a beer, doll. So what happened, huh? Somebody kidnapped Dinky Doodle? Dolores
: Cut it out, Angelo. Angelo
: No, wait a minute, wait a minute, I've got it. You're working for Little Bo Peep. She's lost her sheep, and you're gonna help her find them, huh?
[Angelo laughs. Eddie kicks Angelo's seat out from under him and grabs him by the neck
] Eddie Valiant
: Get this straight, meatball. I... don't... work... for toons.
[Eddie stuff a hard-boiled egg in Angelo's mouth and storms off
: [spits out the egg
] So, what's his problem? Dolores
: A toon killed his brother Angelo
: What? Dolores
: Dropped a piano on his head.
: Dolores, you need to find yourself a good man. Dolores
: But I already have a good man.
[they are about to kiss when Roger sighs - they turn to him
] Roger Rabbit
: P-p-please, don't mind me.
: Boy, what is this, some kind of secret room? Dolores
: It's a rotgut room, holdover from Prohibition. Roger Rabbit
: Oh, I get it, a speakeasy, a gin mill, a hooch parlor.
: [Ripping the Toon Kiss mark from Jessica off Eddie's face
] Do you wanna tell me what she was doing with her arms around you? Eddie Valiant
: Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife! Dolores
: Come on, Eddie! I caught you with your pants down!
: [catching Eddie with Jessica
] Dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?
: Tomorrow's Friday, Eddie. You know what happens here on Friday? Eddie Valiant
: Fish special? Dolores
: Well, my boss checks the books on Friday. And if I don't have that money I gave you back in the till, I'm gonna lose my job. Eddie Valiant
: Don't bust a button, Dolores.
[extracts his $50 check
] Eddie Valiant
: You've only got one left.
: I'm looking for a murderer. A rabbit. A toon rabbit...
[goes over to midget drinker and presses down on him and the midget squats
] Judge Doom
: - about YEEEEAAAA... big. Dolores
: Well look, there's no Rabbit here. So don't come in here harrassing my customers. Judge Doom
: I didn't come here to harrass. I came here to reward.
: Can I borrow your camera? Mine's at the shop. Dolores
: Wouldn't be the pawn shop, by any chance? Eddie Valiant
: C'mon, Dolores. You want the other fifty, I need the camera.
[Dolores hands Eddie the camera
] Eddie Valiant
: Any film in there? Dolores
: Should be. Haven't had that film developed since our trip to Catalina. Sure was a long time ago. Eddie Valiant
: Yeah. that was along time ago. We should do that again some time. Dolores
: Yeah, sure, Eddie.
[Eddie arrives with Roger at Dolores' store to get the handcuffs removed, and hide Roger from Judge Doom
: I thought you said you'd never take another toon case. What did you have a change of heart? Eddie Valiant
: Nothing's changed. Somebody's made a patsy outta me and I'm gonna find out why!